081: The Best Back-to-School Hacks

Connor and Brandon take all their college of knowledge expertise and turn this week into the best back-to-school hacks you have ever heard. Whether it’s how to get straight A’s, what to eat and drink, and why you need to talk with five girls a day, follow these and you will be the homecoming king in no time. These tips are so good, Connor and Brandon are even thinking about going back to school again, or at least crashing the on-campus parties.   Key Takeaways: [4:09] Brandon’s birthday is coming up on September 15, but don’t expect him to go all out. Birthdays are for women and men that are too excitable. [6:01] Big news! Connor just got that big blue checkmark on Facebook. Now that he is verified, he will show up on other celebrities’ comments, people are more likely to follow him, and he just has a renewed purpose in the world. [16:44] Datefit is like Tinder for fit people. While Brandon stays away from love in all forms (even sex dolls and robots), Connor will be at the Datefit event right after they go to Mr. Olympia. [24:49] There’s been a ton of Mr. Olympia drama already! Allegations have been flying, and Kenny K.O. has been exposing people left and right. [28:34] Here are some actual back to school hacks that will leave you at the top of the class: Take notes in class, then rewrite the notes at night. This will help you retain the information and keep it in your brain for longer. Use your sex appeal to your advantage. Find a smart nerdy girl, and trade her your skills for her help. If you are like Brandon, maybe she will even do your laundry. Use the meal plan to your advantage. Do intermittent fasting with the small meal plan, and eat what you can weigh, not the mystery lasagna. Work out first thing in the morning, as it’s easy to get distracted by all the fun and parties. Reverse prioritization is when you do the simple tasks first and leave the big ones (like homework and writing) that you know you have to do at some point, later. Ditch the sugary drinks and beer, and go straight for the hard stuff. You will save calories. Don’t be weird, just be cool. Try to meet and become friends with five girls a day, and you will know everyone even sooner than you think. [39:02] Another option is — don’t even go to school! Just fake it and just have fun. You’ll save money on tuition and still get the benefits of partying and girls.   Mentioned in This Episode: Connor Murphy Talks YouTube page: @ConnorMurphyTalks Brandon’s YouTube page: @HighLifeWorkOut @KingKeto — Brandon Carter on Instagram @ConnorMurphyOfficial Rebellion @jeremy_buendia @realkennyko @ConnorMurphyOfficial @larrywheels Mr. Olympia Full Screen “Connor Murphy Gets Banned from the University of Texas” Datefit Hotel Tonight Planet Hollywood