There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 325: Chris Distefano

The CrabFeast is hosted by comedians Ryan Sickler and Jay Larson. The show focuses on storytelling with new episodes every Toozdee. They’ve appeared on multiple tv shows and were finalists in the 2013 Stitcher Awards for Best Comedy Podcast.

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Ho Ho Ho! That ain’t Saint Nick you hear! That’s the sound coming from The Black Palace and laughter because of one of our favorite guests!!! Steve Simeone is back on The Feast and there’s no one else we’d want to celebrate Christmas on than this guy. And because you’ve all been so nice for so many years, old Santy Claus has a little something extra in the bag for you! We will miss you all!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 347: The Final Episode

He's got four legs, three DUIs, two names and he's constantly covered by the Channel 1 news! Jimmy Josh Adam or Josh Adam Meyers is vaping his way through this week's episode and we couldn't be happier to see him. He's been our most listened to guest, mainly because he's done the most episodes, but also because you guys love him! And so do we! I know it's hard to say goodbye to The Feast but it surely isn't hard to say good bye to this degenerate! Share with the people you love!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 346: Josh Adam Meyers

You wanted her and you got her! Only three episodes left and we couldn’t not include everyone’s favorite mom! Sue Larson is back on the Feast! Unlike her meatballs, this episode is not undercooked! In fact, you could leave this episode in a sun-warmed car for days and it wouldn’t go bad! This is such a fun episode and special to both of the guys just as we know it’s special to you to. Please enjoy and share with friends. We love you and so does Sue! #FTCF #***** http://TheCrabFeast.comLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 345: Sue Larson

Call up Ronnie Huffendick because we are headed back to the Vegas strip with Brandt Tobler. No need for tickets we are sneaking into this week's ep and hearing about a bunch of other sneak ins. Brandt has always been a top requested guest and this week's stories are the reason why. He's a cult classic for Feaster Nation and we are stoked to have him in the final 5. #FTCFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 344: Brandt Tobler

We are down to the final 5!!! Can you believe that? We are doing are best to get the best guests possible but unfortunately this week we fell a bit short and ended up with the 2nd best part of The Dollop in Gary Reynolds!!! Amazingly he was heavily requested and we begrudgingly had him on and as always he surprised us! Such a great episode and no better way to close out November and start off the final 5. Thanks for all of your support and love! #FTCFLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The CrabFeast 325: Chris Distefano

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