There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as his own? We're not sure. Let's just hope his child doesn't swallow another magnet while Chris is 12 beers deep on a TOOZDEE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices