This week, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Violet's ski trip revealing that she is not the mythological, not the Freudian, but the Peterson interpretation of THE DEVOURING MOTHER - not a compliment by the way.  Also, a celeb round up, as Katherine is 'done with the tropics' forever.  Plus, your emails on short kings, exploded parents, and how to tell Grandma to stop flexing the kids' pics on social media.  x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Devouring Mother

Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedy

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending the BAFTA TV Awards last Sunday night where a true style icon was born as Violet Ryan made her BAFTA red carpet debut looking as nonplussed to be there as she did chic. Serving fashion and peak teenage angst, she gave us modern-day Tia from Uncle Buck (a movie made a cool 20 years before her birth, which just goes to show - some things never change). We are OBSESSED with Violet, the most popular girl in the Ryan-Kootstra household.  She is the moment.  She is livid.  She is disgusted that we exist.  Katherine's mother, Julie is also in town to collect her birthday gift from the ONLY cosmetic surgeon Katherine would trust in the UK to do a facelift.  Also, 41 year old Anne Hathaway sparks confusion as she takes on the role of a 40 year old mother of a teenager in her newest film. Plus, your letters on having another baby with your ex, women's unique flight or fight strategies, coaching your new partner in the bedroom, full disclosure about your past and more.  x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Red Carpet Ecosystem

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her cancelled show at the Netflix Festival and LA and how she and Bobby turned lemons into lemonade by taking a last minute trip to Lake Como, Italy instead!  Also, Nikki Glazer DOMINATED at the roast of Tom Brady like we knew she would.  Women are KILLERS. Not in the forest or in life really, but many of them certainly seem to have a knack for comedy roasts and we would have loved to see Sarah Tiana, Whitney Cummings, Sarah Silverman, Amy Schumer and many others on that same bill.  Where were they?  Oh, Kim K is a comedian now; we had forgotten.  Tom Brady's ex wife, Gisele Bündchen most certainly IS NOT. Plus, your letters on cheating exes, angry husbands, dairy farms, friends lost to sex work, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lake Como

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about plans for Fred's 3rd birthday party.  How much is too much when it comes to indulging a toddler?  When it comes to women's health, anecdotal evidence rarely matches the official advice from your doctor so Katherine was confused to have a 75 day cycle following a hysteroscopy in Feb.  Barbara Streisand commits an instagram faux pas on Melissa McCarthy's page, Britney seems increasingly unwell, Jerry-ATRIC Seinfeld is tired of the woke-police, and when alone in a forest, women would choose to be confronted by a bear over a man.  Plus, closure from the ramen lady herself (!!!) and your letters on an art gallery wanker, breastfeeding in public, sexual chemistry and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Should We Hire Extras for Fred?

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bargain Holidays, a new series with Joe Wilkinson premiering on Channel 4 Thursdays at 10pm.  Traveling around with Joe trying to find vacation deals was a lot of fun until it wasn't.  Also, Katherine wonders whether it's okay to live in Canada, America or other colonised countries....and is it okay to bring a breastfeeding baby to a comedy show?  Two ends of the importance spectrum I guess.  Plus, Kim vs Taylor, Celine Dion's recovery, Gen Zs are meeting up IRL and your letters on what REALLY happened to that ramen, trophy husbands and leaving a cheater. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Bargain Holidays

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Nicole Brown-Simpson's killer dying of karma.  Hannah Waddingham is obviously a queen but how out of line WAS that photographer who asked her to 'show us some leg' on the Olivier red carpet over the weekend?  It's Bobby's birthday on Friday and the Ryan-Kootstra family are headed to the farm.  After her trip to Dubai, Katherine is never flying business or first class again.  Gypsy Rose Blanchard launches a deeply predictable foray into reality dating show fame, plus your emails on fatherhood, secret sex toys, mum's overseas fling and MUCH (trigger warning - don't listen to it) more.  x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Devouring Mother

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