On Episode 1403, The ‘Kilt Bandit’ can’t stop shoving trinkets up his butt and returning them to shelves; a scientific journal publishes an AI article with gibberish including a massive rat penis image and MUCH more… Timestamps:

 (00:00:00) -Teasers!

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Three Factor 

  (00:04:51) - Justin Fields trade rumors: Bears received inquiries from NFL teams at Senior Bowl

  (00:07:04) - Massive underground laboratory in China joins the quest to find dark matter

  (00:08:28) - “The Kilt Bandit”: Man caught on video sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ then ‘placing them back on the shelves,’ cops say




“The Kilt Bandit”: Man caught on video sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ | 2.21.24

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 (00:00:30) Teasers! (Wes is BACK!)

 (00:03:24) Wes’ wild Uber ride


Trending Mentions:

 (00:07:24) Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide

 (00:09:21) Columbia protestors barricaded in campus building demand “basic humanitarian aid” in the form of granola bars and bottled water.

 (00:10:04) Charlotte shooting: Four officers shot dead, four wounded, in North Carolina home siege



 (00:11:34) George Santos says he will revive his drag queen persona on Cameo



  (00:16:39) Australia declares violence against women a national crisis after mass protests ignite due to the killing of 27 women in 4 months



  (00:28:39) Catholic Org. 'defrocks' AI Priest named 'Fr. Justin' after it said it was ok to Baptize a baby in Gatorade



  (00:32:21) Active volcano in Antarctica spews every day tiny crystals of gold worth $6,000



  (00:35:21) Amazon workers rescue cat accidentally shipped to California after 6-day journey



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AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24

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“The Kilt Bandit”: Man caught on video sticking antiques ‘in his rectum’ | 2.21.24

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