The Mustache Rangers Podcast: Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv

The Mustache Rangers Podcast: Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv episodes:

• 05.16.2022

  Grant Wishes: Podcast Episode 271

  Look at all of your beautiful, shining faces! The Mustache Rangers are back, just as you wished! The comedy podcast your parents told you about is, once again, a thing. Remember when your parents would get really dressed up and...

  
• 07.25.2016

  Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270

  Where is the thing when you need it? You know, the thing that cuts your food? No, not a knife. But there are no knives either. Where did all the utensils go? Are they all sitting dirty in the sink?...

  
• 07.18.2016

  Stand Up: Podcast Episode 269

  Stand-up comedy can be difficult. Unless you bring all your co-workers. Then they’ll all pretend that you did a great job when they see you at work the next day. But what if you put secret recording devices on all...

  
• 01.25.2016

  Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268

  Suprise.

  
• 12.22.2014

  One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267

  The Mustache Rangers defeat Smaug in the gripping conclusion to the trilogy based loosely on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.

  
• 12.01.2014

  The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266

  This is the second to last episode of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It's about doing the laundry. Sort of.

  
• 03.31.2014

  Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265

  A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the butler or the chamber maid? Or perhaps...

  
• 03.17.2014

  Ready, Set, Wang: Podcast Episode 264

  Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That would have been a...

  
• 03.03.2014

  Workshopping the Workshop: Episode 263

  We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you’d be a fool not to pay any price demanded for the charisma...

  
• 02.17.2014

  Fancy Man: Podcast Episode 262

  When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a rather sad celebration, which...

  
• 06.10.2013

  Test Out: Podcast Episode 261

  School is a very special time in a child’s life. It’s when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense...

  
• 06.02.2013

  Massage: Podcast Episode 260

  Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We’re sorry we’ve been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn’t concentrate. Did you know that...

  
• 02.11.2013

  Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259

  You may love time travel movies, but they don’t make any sense. Don’t worry about it. Your brain and the writer’s brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It’s the limitation of this biological sponge...

  
• 01.21.2013

  Eat More: Podcast Episode 258

  Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you’re not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the...

  
• 12.31.2012

  Opinions: Podcast Episode 257

  Other people’s opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It’s true! Even babies are all, like, “what’s with all the light and the lack of...

  
• 12.17.2012

  Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256

  Cards, books, and money. Isn’t that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you’ll never read. Or you get a card full of...

  
• 12.10.2012

  Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255

  Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn’t a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove...

  
• 11.26.2012

  Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254

  Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news? Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert. You...

  
• 11.12.2012

  Secure: Podcast Episode 253

  Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy it anyway. Don’t worry, there is no candy involved. You...

  
• 11.05.2012

  Get Political: Podcast Episode 252

  A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It’s like we planned this or something. Don’t worry. Your values won’t be challenged. It’s mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You know, things you talk about every day. Anywho,...

  
• 10.29.2012

  Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251

  It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a board game, it’s listening to two...

  
• 10.25.2012

  Podcast Episode 250 Live: Podcast Episode 250: Redundant

  The milestone that is a quarter of a milestone, the Mustache Rangers have reached episode 250 of their celebrated podcast. Enjoy this special episode, recorded live in front of an audience at HUGE Improv Theater in Minneapolis, MN. The video...

  
• 10.15.2012

  Spider Hats: Podcast Episode 249

  With our feet stuck well into the muck that is October, it’s only proper to have an arachnid-centric episode. If you live in a place where spiders can’t rot your skin if you’re bit, you have no right to be...

  
• 10.08.2012

  Get a Bonus: Podcast Episode 248

  Temperatures are discussed in this podcast episode. After all, we know what our audience wants. Lots of talk about being too hot or too cold. Afghans aren’t brought up, but they are a great way to keep you both warm...

  
• 09.24.2012

  Beard Patrolmen: Podcast Episode 247

  The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn’t see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one time, the Beard Patrolmen are the greatest...

  
• 09.17.2012

  Can’t Imagine: Podcast Episode 246

  We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might possibly ask, you had better...

  
• 08.20.2012

  Jasmine Memories: Podcast Episode 245

  Scents and tastes can strongly evoke memories and emotions. But can a taste take a memory away? Probably not. But that won’t stop the Mustache Rangers from going on and on about it in this podcast episode. Honestly, can’t they...

  
• 07.16.2012

  Tell It Again: Podcast Episode 244

  Facebook is a giant waste of time, second only to listening to people tell stories you’ve already heard. If there were a way to monetize that, we’d be billionaires by now. But you can’t sell ad space in old stories....

  
• 07.09.2012

  Advertise: Podcast Episode 243

  It may comes as quite a shock to you that advertisers bend the truth to get their products sold. Or, it may come as no shock at all. We can’t assume to know your educational background. Do you know what...

  
• 07.02.2012

  Squeamish: Podcast Episode 242

  It’s easy to be squeamish. After all, who knows what the cat dropped into your shoe last night? The Mustache Rangers explore the feeling of squeamishness in this podcast. Have you checked your shoes yet? You should. And cedar shoe...

  
• 06.25.2012

  Remove Pants: Podcast Episode 241

  Monica Hamburg of the S&M Rants Podcast joins the Mustache Rangers in this podcast where the freedom of the human form is discovered and uncovered. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of giggling. I mean, all that flesh can be...

  
• 06.18.2012

  Black Tie: Podcast Episode 240

  Black tie events are fun, probably. We’ve never been to one. There are probably a lot of hi-jinks there, mostly involving punch bowls and swimming pools with retractable covers. This podcast features assumptions about black tie events, mostly based on...

  
• 06.04.2012

  Create Jobs: Podcast Episode 239

  Creating jobs isn’t easy, as this week’s podcast will attest. Sure, you could simply copy the jobs that are already there, but that is boring. If you’re doing it right, you need to think of a job that has never...

  
• 05.21.2012

  Etsy: Podcast Episode 238

  You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really,...

  
• 05.14.2012

  Last Resort: Podcast Episode 237

  We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned...

  
• 04.30.2012

  Snap: Podcast Episode 236

  Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons. The Mustache Rangers...

  
• 04.16.2012

  Brett Favre: Podcast Episode 235

  There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking about. There’s something about Brett Favre.

  
• 04.09.2012

  Assume: Podcast Episode 234

  Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump! The Mustache Rangers assume many things...

  
• 04.02.2012

  Ranger Normal: Podcast Episode 233

  The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good. In fact, if...

  
• 03.05.2012

  The Pits: Podcast Episode 232

  Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way. Bonus points if...

  
• 02.27.2012

  Fear: Podcast Episode 231

  Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week’s Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to question everything you understand about everything.

  
• 02.13.2012

  Quest: Podcast Episode 230

  Skyrim and Diablo 3 are the games of the hour. In Skyrim and Diablo, you go on quests. In this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who plays Skyrim or Diablo 3...

  
• 02.06.2012

  Take Liberties: Podcast Episode 229

  Everyone tells stories. Even rocks, if you put a robot mouth on them and tell the robot mouth to say approximately what you think a rock would say. It’s mostly “I’m dry” or “I’m wet.” Rocks are very aware of...

  
• 01.16.2012

  The Secondary Objective: Podcast Episode 228

  Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out....

  
• 01.09.2012

  Take Flight: Podcast Episode 227

  The serious topic of body alteration is used for the light fun in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Did you see that guy who put magnets under his skin so he could attach some devil horns? I mean, really. Come...

  
• 01.02.2012

  Anti-Comedy: Podcast Episode 226

  The Comedy Album and artistic interpretation are the main talking points in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. And the squabbling. There is always a bit of that, isn’t there? You think, over hundreds of years, you’d eventually work out the...

  
• 12.19.2011

  Change-Up: Podcast Episode 225

  Terrance Day is winter solstice tradition that keeps the Mustache Rangers going. Aside from a genetically altered panda delivering gifts, very little information has come out about the traditions of Terrance Day. Until this podcast! Bring your loved ones around...

  
• 12.12.2011

  Turn Inside Out: Podcast Episode 224

  Internal organs, what they can do and what they can’t do, are the pain topics of contention on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Now, keep in mind, the Mustache Rangers are not doctors. At least, not doctors in the traditional...

  
• 12.05.2011

  Weak: Podcast Episode 223

  Denim and weakness. What do they have in common? Why would you read the answer in a blog post when you could listen to it in a podcast? Today is your lucky day, because the Mustache Rangers explore the topics...

  
• 11.28.2011

  Interrupted: Podcast Episode 222

  We can’t blame you to listening to the Minneapolis St Paul Magazine best podcast of 2011. We would too, if we weren’t living it. In this podcast episode, the Mustache Rangers learn how rude it is to interrupt someone. And...