The Torture King has been caught, Botswana is threatening to send countries their elephants, Burger King employee almost gets shot for giving guy a good deal, UK Couple becomes new poster couple for immigration problems
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Kim Jong Un secret sex captive selection process revealed! Also, another Boeing whistleblower (Josh Dean) is dead, plus Oneway Lilman’s parents suck

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How Kim Jong Un' selects his 25 virgins for ‘Pleasure Squad' | 5.3.24

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Yakuza lieutenant arrested for stealing 25 Pokémon cards | 5.2.24

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 (00:07:24) Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana, easing restrictions nationwide

 (00:09:21) Columbia protestors barricaded in campus building demand “basic humanitarian aid” in the form of granola bars and bottled water.

 (00:10:04) Charlotte shooting: Four officers shot dead, four wounded, in North Carolina home siege



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  (00:35:21) Amazon workers rescue cat accidentally shipped to California after 6-day journey



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AI Priest Attempts to Baptize Baby in Gatorade | 5.1.24

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Sexsomnia: A Sleep Disorder Shrouded in Mystery | 4.30.24

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