Every day we stray further from God's light.

0:00-0:40 Intro
0:41-14:23 I eat too many cucumbers https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/i1q194/aita_for_eating_too_many_cucumbers/ 
14:24-27:52 I threw out my girlfriend’s dolls https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/18rsdzj/aita_for_throwing_out_my_gfs_dolls/ 
27:53-42:35 I stole my cat…? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/12esx10/aita_for_stealing_my_cat/ 
42:36-01:01:27 My wife is mad at me for talking to a girl in a bikini https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1bvwc5u/aitah_for_talking_to_a_girl_in_bikini_on_a_beach/?share_id=zyDXxTuG0M4nPWK83-Ojs&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 
01:01:28-01:17:25 My sister is upset my boyfriend touched my surrogate baby bump https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1btbyay/aita_for_letting_my_boyfriend_touch_my_surrogate/ 

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Respectfully, pranks are NOT FUNNY

0:00-1:28 Intro
1:29-13:08 I read my coworker’s fanfic in front of everyone at work https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/wbqnqo/aita_for_reading_my_coworkers_fanfiction_in_front/ 
13:09-19:45 My fiancé keeps a shrine dedicated to me https://np.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/sp3r1z/just_found_out_that_my_fiance_keeps_a_shrine_of/ 
19:46-31:36 Walked out over a chair? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/w8mh2c/oops_family_like_to_take_his_seat_whenever_he/ 
31:37-46:08 I’m seriously contemplating divorcing my husband over a prank https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/tcq4xz/husband_pulls_prank_on_postpartum_op/ 
46:09-56:17 My twin and I told a lie as kids and it ruined our relationships https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1ag6lri/aita_for_telling_my_mother_a_lie_my_twin_and_i/ 
56:18-1:10:29 My boyfriend’s sister filled my yard with gnomes https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1auf43f/me_26f_with_my_boyfriend_27ms_sister_28f_filled/ 

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Is revenge really worth it?

0:00-1:13 Intro
1:14-9:39 I overrun my neighbor's property with bamboo https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/12rfbnj/i_planted_bamboo_that_overrun_my_neighbors/
9:40-17:02 Watching my housemate die inside https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1bdr7kq/watching_my_house_mate_die_inside/
17:03-30:08 Sister wanted to wear a wedding dress to my engagement party? https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/viyb5l/my_half_sister_wanted_to_show_up_in_a_wedding/
30:09-44:14 Charged them the same "family rate" they charged me https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/13nkp6l/charged_them_the_same_family_rate_they_charged_me/
44:15-54:05 He screwed my life, so I screwed... https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/1bmwgq7/this_one_is_short_and_ill_never_admit_to_it_in/
54:06-01:04:30 Threaten my friend? I'll ruin your whole life. https://www.reddit.com/r/ProRevenge/comments/1bvc3bk/threaten_my_friend_with_revenge_porn_ill_ruin/

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Editor: Vida Robbins
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Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner
Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar, Josie Bellerby
Audio Mixer: Scott Neff
Director of Photography: Eric Wann
Videographer: James Hull
Camera Operator: Jon Wong
Assistant Director: Zoe Moacanin
Director of Production: Amanda Barnes
Production Coordinator: Marcus Munguia
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Social Creative Producer: Peter Ditzler, Tommy Bowe
Social Strategist: Erica Noboa, Mallory Myers
Social Media Coordinator: Kim Wilborn
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With friends like these who needs enemies amirite
0:00-01:07 Intro
01:08-11:37 I broke my friend’s MacBook and now she wants to sue me https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/641joo/sat_down_on_my_friends_macbook_and_broke_it/
11:38-25:05 I kicked my boyfriend’s girl friend out of my Halloween party because of her costume https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/yhx5k3/comment/iujeii4/ 
25:06-38:59 I’m in love with my best friend of 24 years https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/wtisog/oop_best_friend_transitions_from_mtf_love_ensues/?share_id=iYaCfY1WYUyTK4fGnU2SO&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&utm_source=share&utm_term=4
39:00-53:47 My fiancé said I’m not the best at sex, am I wrong for calling off the engagement? https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/1bujtep/my_fiancee_told_her_friend_group_that_i_am_not/ 
53:48-01:02:22 Flew 8 hours to see my friend and was mortified by his behavior https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/xeti4o/deleted_by_user/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share 
01:02:23-01:05:45 I showed my friend their doppelgänger https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/109x6gz/tifu_by_showing_my_friend_their_doppelganger/ 
01:05:46-01:20:11 I asked my girlfriend to choose me or her friend https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/pdq5vz/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_to_choose_me_or/ 

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These confessions will have your jaw drop!

0:00-1:05 Intro
1:06-12:30 I did this guy’s homework in high school and now he wants to buy me a house https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1aqq8t6/the_guy_i_did_homework_for_in_high_school_reached/
12:31-25:42 My fiancé wants everyone to know I’m not “pure” https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/yqb6n4/my_husband_to_be_wants_everyone_to_know_im_not/
25:43-44:17 I’m at a loss with my wife’s request https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/14h5dj1/i_am_at_a_loss_as_to_what_to_do_with_my_54m_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
44:18-58:29 I found my wife’s secret Google account https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/1bh1wes/i_found_my_wifes_secret_google_account_and_im/
58:30-01:12:00 My son’s friend’s parents want to adopt him https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/12h98gi/my_sons_friends_parents_want_to_adopt_him/
01:12:01-01:25:56 My husband has a second family https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/ve9wly/my_husband_has_a_second_family/

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Director of Design: Brittany Hobbs
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