In light of Chris’ upcoming 29th birthday, Chris lays out 29 things he’s learned along the way, professes pearls of wisdom, encourages listeners to take a moment to breathe, suggests wearing what you want and not worrying about the judgment of others, settles caller disputes, tackles the timing of Christmas decorations, weighs in on drunk kleptomania, dishes on depression food binges, comments on open relationships and finishes up by blowing out his birthday candle.
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29 Things I've Learned in 29 Years

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Blazer-on and blazed up, Chris dives back into the Unhinged phone lines, spills about some salacious voicemails, gives Unhinged citizens a call back, discovers secret siblings and long-lost moms, unpacks pity s*x, wonders about the s*x appeal of Wonderwall, cringes about punching holes in the wall, discusses family vs. father issues, hears about all things horseback riding, helps a caller find her lesbian lover, joins someone on their first date in rural New Hampshire, learns about being wrongfully fired, finds out his family blocked an Unhinged Citizen on Instagram, and checks-in with his Mom on Memorial Day weekend.




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I Crashed a Stranger’s First Date

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Hoodie-on and happy to be here, Chris enters a brand new era, answers your live calls, cracks up to your craziest stories, gives some unhinged advice, unpacks unexpected date hookups, hears all about your crazy roommates, delves into dog-bites and scratch marks, considers throwing someone out of the window, wonders about defamation trials, pities your peanut allergies, unpacks poly friendships, gives the final verdict about breaking girl code, decides whether you’re the a**hole, spills about studying abroad and situationships, gets into dating within the LGTQ+ alphabet, and discovers the connection between Catholic men and the devil.




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Ditching My Boyfriend on a Date for a Woman

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Caffeinated and ready to cruise, Chris joins Nurse Blake as they chat all things nursing, dive into the journey from medicine to comedy, guess illnesses based on WebMD symptoms, unpack the differences between nurses and doctors, talk all things NurseCon at sea, gush about men with large veins, dish on drag queens, navigate germaphobia, bond over Botched horror stories, gossip about secret nursing dynamics, revisit heartfelt prom moments, spill some salacious STI stories, discuss removing Febreeze cans from where they shouldn’t be, debate hooking up with older gentlemen, and pour through the Unhinged citizen inbox.




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Hospital Horror Stories (with Nurse Blake)

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Riled-up and ready to dish, Chris joins Gabby Windey of Long Winded as they spill about all things reality TV, chat about coming out on The View, go behind-the-scenes into Bachelorette culture and confess contestant crushes, talk Challengers and Zendaya, discuss Dancing with the Stars and Charli D’Amelio, question diapers and kink-shaming, discover a connection between Catholic priests and weed, unpack affairs with the police, give advice on creative careers, give the final verdict on name-dropping and stardom, wonder about Los Angeles work culture, take a peek at some Unhinged citizen emails, and rank reality stars on whether they’re marriage material.




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The Truth About the Bachelorette (with Gabby Windey)

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Tipsy and talking through your titillating secrets, Chris gets hammered and takes Buzzfeed quizzes, leaves opinions about The Tortured Poets Department at the door, gives the final verdict on gaslighting your friends, unpacks the Unhinged citizen inbox, spills about secret spouses, finds out what movie his summer will be most like, dives into all things lakes, buzzes about old summer anthems, debates between Sabrina Carpenter, Taylor Swift, and Olivia Rodrigo, investigates It Girls from the past eight years, wonders about rom-coms, and gets real about his strengths and weaknesses. 




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29 Things I've Learned in 29 Years

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