Burnie & Ashley share internet knowledge to make us all dumber (and smarter!) as they discuss Sydney Sweeney's tour credentials, now-certified-false attack toothbrushes and the Disney vintage catalogue.

2024.02.08: Tour Guise

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Burnie and Ashley follow up on the week, add a few thumbs, talk about the Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll, and reminisce about their favorite brother/sister ships.  Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Losing Meme Pets02:45 Non Fungible Memes04:00 Weekend Somewhere05:50 Casualties of War07:00 Chasing Cheese09:30 New Olympic Sport11:30 Extra Thumbs14:00 90s Tribes15:15 Chris Tucker Steals the Show17:20 Shipping He-Man19:50 Luke a...

2024.05.31: Stepbros & Techbros

Burnie and Ashley discuss monkeys in cities, monkeys on the Titanic, monkeys in space, and billionaire monkeys.  Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:45 Overrun by Monkeys05:20 Monkey Survival Guidance09:05 Iceland Eruption10:00 Fight the Climate11:10 Billionaires in Submarines13:30 Ghost Harvest14:05 Leaky Boeing Spacecraft18:20 Monkey Space Vandalism19:05 Thank You and Goodnight

2024.05.30: More Monkeys, More Problems

Burnie and Ashley discuss our declining spiritual heritage, financial domination, AI ghosts, and the 221 year locust plague.  Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhereTimestamps00:00 Good Morning00:30 Changes in Learning03:30 Relevant Controversy05:10 Jennifer Lopez Has a Bad Year06:45 Taylor Swift vs Billie Eilish08:50 Childish Gambino Album Patch Update10:50 Running out of Ghosts12:30 AI Ghosts14:00 Cicada Invasion15:15 Horsemen Mount Up16:25 Star Citizen18:...

2024.05.29: Avocado Ghost

Burnie and Ashley discuss  Terry-ology, the return of bees, the morality of new technology, ad-blocking, and the lowest common denominators in modern capitalism.  Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

2024.05.28: C Minus A Equals Bees

Burnie and Ashley discuss the differences in UK/US military remembrances, the dismal state of movie theaters, and taking your dog everywhere.  Support our podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/morningsomewhere

2024.02.08: Tour Guise

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