078: Using a Bald Head and Midlife Crisis To Your Advantage

It’s a crazy episode this week for sure. Connor leaks the info to his new (bald) alter ego, Pat Murphy. Brandon checks off all the boxes for having a midlife crisis and needs your help before he buys a Lambo and an eye patch. Then, the guys talk about they would want to box, how to make eye contact and win a fight, and why women don’t really need you to have hair to get turned on.   Key Takeaways: [3:06] If you want to see Connor’s latest Instaventure plus a super hot bald dude, check out @PatMurphyFitness. If he looks familiar, there’s a reason why. [5:03] According to a Men’s Health Magazine article, bald men are more confident, attractive, and dominant than guys with hair. They make up for their lack of hair in other ways. There are some super hot and badass bald men, and Brandon rattles off just a few of these on his list: Thanos, The Rock, Michael Jordan, Tupac, Jeff Bezos, Buddha, Bruce Willis, the guy from Transporter (Statham), Pitbull, Mr. Clean, Dick Cheney, and of course — Vladamir Putin. [8:24] Women may say they like hair better, but a badass personality and some power will most likely change their minds real quick. [17:53] Brandon keeps it bald and beautiful by shaving once a day with his Mach 3 razor. He thinks being bald also makes him look bigger, and his head looks just like another big muscle on his body. [27:05] You guys, Brandon is going through a midlife crisis just a little early. He just got dumped, and now wants to get a lot of tattoos, a Lamborghini, and possibly an eye patch for the full supervillain effect. He checks off all the boxes for a midlife crisis: changing careers, the desire to buy a sports car, and the ending of a relationship. Instead of getting a new supermodel girlfriend though, he wants to swear off women and even sex dolls. Holler at him with any good tips to have no sex drive, or how he can use steroids to decrease his desire in women yet not ruin his gains. [47:23] Protip — if you are about to get in a fight with someone, try to give them the craziest look right in the eyes that you can. Try not to laugh or else you will get punched in the face.   Mentioned in This Episode: Connor Murphy Talks YouTube page: @ConnorMurphyTalks Brandon’s YouTube page: @HighLifeWorkOut @KingKeto — Brandon Carter on Instagram @ConnorMurphyOfficial @PatMurphyFitness Bald Vs. Hair Luke Cage Bradley Martyn