This week's story comes from Officer J, detailing that time he finally boned his high school sweetheart years after high school, only to end it with an awkward surprise.

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Millennial Sex True Stories Podcast from The Professor XX is a sexual anecdote podcast featuring awkward, embarrassing, audacious, ironic stories for discovery, empowerment and sexual wellness via storytelling.

Health & Fitness

The Professor returns with a new true life tale from NYC 311, who delivers a lot more than expected when a sexy, young, city inspector arrives at her apartment.

The Professor Gets an Xxxtra Inspection from NYC 311

The Professor enjoys dinner with Pro Dom Goddess Viktoria Sway [ @viktoriasway viktoriasway.com ] who discusses her practice, including everything from slut training to brats to healing trauma by exploring people's dark/shadow personalities and desires. Anyone following this podcast for awhile knows this kind of deep psycho-sexual analysis is the meat The Professor loves to chew. Miss Sway certainly knows her way around a bedroom and her delightful anecdotes begin around 53:20.

Dinner with Pro Dom Viktoria Sway

The Professor reminisces on the time she fucked a Ukrainian.

Ukrainian Dick

The Professor outlines options and strategies for app dates, including her most recent experiment on four dates, with analysis of different styles of masculinity.

Four App Dates: Flavors of Masculinity

This podcast, Millennial Sex welcomes NYC hot girl plastic surgeon Dr Z, who runs the roast with the Professor on everything from Girthy Penis Enhancement (GPE) to secret semi public party romps. Stories littered throughout the conversation, beginning to end.

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