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Episode 1472: Former president Donald Trump was convicted on 34 felony counts of falsifying business records, we break down what that means (other than the fact he’s a convicted felon). 
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On this week's episode of Florida Man Friday Pat, Mark, and Will get into the weird Florida stories the Sunshine State has gifted us, including but not limited to: An Orlando man who dumped 1000 tires caught shooting a gator during a police sting, an 85 year old man got car jacked by a prostitute after services were rendered, and a man who expressed his displeasure during a road rage incident by throwing pasta.

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