It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44)OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY
-----Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.comFOLLOW JOHN ON:InstagramTwitterTikTokFacebookYouTubeSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:AG1: Free 1-year supply of Vitamin D & 5 free travel packs. Go to https://drinkag1.com/netpositiveMANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.comSTAMPS: Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale at https://www.stamps.com/netpositive. Thanks to Stamps.com for sponsoring the show!PRODUCED BY:Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

You Die Twice

Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Thursday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Catch the video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

Comedy

Religion & Spirituality

Other

Spirituality

Christianity

Buddhism

Hinduism

Judaism

Islam

Stand-Up

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
6/27 Atlanta, GA
6/28 Atlanta, GA

JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO
9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI
10/4 Shipshewana, IN
10/5 Shipshewana, IN
9/26 - Sarasota, FL
9/27 - Melbourne, FL
9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL
9/29 - Jacksonville, FL
10/3 - Lima, OH
10/4 - Shipshewana, IN
10/5 - Shipshewana, IN
10/6 - Saginaw, MI
10/17 - Cheyenne, WY
10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD
10/19 - Denver, CO
10/31 - Bakersfield, CA
11/1 - Oxnard, CA
11/2 - Long Beach, CA
11/7 - Savannah, GA
11/8 - Athens, GA
11/9 - Augusta, GA
11/10 - Bristol, TN
11/21 - Midland, TX
11/22 - Lubbock, TX
11/23 - Dallas, TX
12/7 - Chicago, IL
12/8 - Davenport, IA
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Frat Moses (w/ Jenn Johnson)

Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA

JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/

9/5 Springfield, MO
9/6 Springfield, MO
9/6 Springfield, MO
9/13 Philadelphia, PA
9/14 Philadelphia, PA
9/15 Philadelphia, PA
9/19 Appleton, WI
9/20 Appleton, WI
9/21 Appleton, WI
9/22 Appleton, WI
10/4 Shipshewana, IN
10/5 Shipshewana, IN
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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Jetway Jesus

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
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MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com
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Primary Chairs

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive.
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
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SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE
ROCKET MONEY: Stop wasting money on things you don’t use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions – and manage your money the easy way – by going to RocketMoney.com/netpositive
MANSCAPED: Get 20% OFF + free shipping with promo code NETPOSITIVE at manscaped.com
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Trying to Find the Humor in That (w/ DJ Mykael V)

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive.
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WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU
John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"
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THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/
4/25 Dayton, OH
4/26 Lexington, KY
5/17 Lincoln, NE
5/18 Des Moines, IA
5/19 Grand Forks, ND
6/6 Charleston, WV
6/7 Baltimore, MD
6/8 Newark, NJ
6/9 New Haven, CT
6/14 Portland, OR
6/15 Tacoma, WA
6/16 Spokane, WA
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Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.
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Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com
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FOLLOW JOHN ON:
Instagram
Twitter
TikTok
Facebook
YouTube
-----
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS
MANDO: Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code NETPOSITIVE at https://shopmando.com
GOODR: Pick up a pair at https://goodr.com/NETPOSITIVE and use code NETPOSITIVE for FREE SHIPPING
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PRODUCED BY:
Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative

You Die Twice

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