You Had Me at Bigfoot

By WBIG "The Foot"

Comedy Religion & Spirituality Sexuality

What's You Had Me at Bigfoot about?

You Had Me at Bigfoot is a paranormal podcast about cryptids, ghosts, aliens and conspiracies. Join Tom and Dustin as they ask “how many fingers?”

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You Had Me at Bigfoot episodes:

03.12.2020
Episode 38: You Had Me at the Devil
On this episode, Cincinnati Pink Socks starting pitcher, Tom, and Los Angeles Mungers third baseman, V, tackle the curious case of Benjamin Satan. Tom demonstrates the importance of having a lawyer present for Faustian bargains, and V empties a woman...
03.05.2020
Episode 37: You Had Me at Nightmares
On this episode, back door-dreaming nightmare merchant, Tom, and ancient Egyptian lucid dream interpreter, V, discuss the meaning of dreams and how to suppress them with prescription medication. Tom deciphers the prehistoric braille inscriptions on Tulsi Gabbard’s raw meat face...
02.28.2020
Episode 24: You Had Me at Macho Man Albert Fish
This episode was originally recorded in October of 2019, but V’s audio was not recorded, nor could it be recovered. In an effort to release the episode anyway, a special guest stepped in to take his place: the ghost...
02.20.2020
Episode 36: You Had Me at Chupacabra
In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform...
02.13.2020
Episode 35: You Had Me at [CANCELLED]
On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as they discuss the reasoning behind some of the more...
02.07.2020
You Had Me at Pandemic
On this episode, 1950’s African AIDS monkey butcher, Tom, and begrudging $300 hand job-giver, V, discuss the current coronavirus pandemic and the impact it has had on the red light district in Germany. Tom denies banging furry patient zero and...
01.30.2020
Episode 33: You Had Me at Deja Vu
On this episode, shitty alternate reality version of himself, Tom, and late night infomercial fortune teller, V, discuss the various theories regarding deja vu. Tom rips a hole in the fabric of time and space by pulling his penis out...
01.23.2020
Episode 32: You Had Me at Skippy
On this episode, blood, semen, breast milk and urine donor, Tom, and tobacco spit mason jar preserver, V, are joined by spirit cooking mixologist, Jerry from FOJ Live, as they discuss the failed campaign chair of the Hillary Clinton...
01.14.2020
Episode 31: You Had Me at Skinwalkers
On this episode, woodland man-deer-tree cryptid, Tom, and infiltrator of the Skywalker Ranch, V, are joined by concert skin flautist, Yakov Alive as they discuss the Navajo taboo topic of the Skinwalker and how it could just be a big,...
01.10.2020
Episode 30: You Had Me at Reptoids
On this episode, glitching shapeshifter, Tom, and wax animatronic, V, consider the various theories and origins of reptilians. Tom straddles the fence of belief for the first time, and V goes all the way with a hot alien babe. Join...
12.31.2019
Episode 29: You Had Me at MKULTRA
On this episode, cowardly Broward County Sheriff’s Deputy, Tom, and over-the-top crisis actor, V, discuss the real life dangers of the United States’ favorite alphabet agency, the Central Intelligence Agency, and their darkest project that we know of: MKULTRA. Tom...
12.17.2019
Episode 28: You Had Me at Dave Outlandish
On this episode, fan of the Hellboy reboot, Tom, and fan of the original Hellboy, V, are joined by the guy who summons real Hellboys, Dave Outlandish, for his lecture entitled “A Non-Mystical Methodology for Modeling the Paranormal Experience.” Tom...
11.01.2019
You Halloween Bigfoot 2019
On this special Halloween episode, falsely accused child murderer and dream demon, Tom, lousy swimmer and hockey mask aficionado, Mattsquatch, and criminal possessing the body of a doll, V, tell their favorite ghost stories from the years they spent investigating...
10.29.2019
Episode 27: You Had Me at Deep State
On this episode, Tom and Ryan, victims of the Clinton Body Count (numbers 23 and 48 respectively), are left high and dry by all other members of the team to talk about an issue that will inevitably result in their...
10.22.2019
Episode 26: You Had Me at Dogman
In this episode, bird watching pervert, Tom, and the volunteer neighborhood watch official who catches him peeping, Ryan, are joined by the naked lady being spied on through the second story window, Mattsquatch, who explains what the dogman is and...
10.15.2019
Episode 25: You Had Me at Death and Dying
In this episode, county coroner, Tom, unlicensed medical examiner, Dustin, and the re-animated body of a John Doe homeless man, Mattsquatch, explain the proper way to please your deceased boyfriend. Mattsquatch is reincarnated as a Bavarian king, Tom ejaculates post-mortem,...
09.24.2019
Episode 23: You Had Me at Spectral Assault
In this episode, planet-conquering warlord, Tom, is joined by OT Level 40 Scientologist, V, and the warden of the prison housing Xenu, Mattsquatch, as they discuss the proper way to court a ghost and go all the way on the...
09.17.2019
Episode 22: You Had Me at Astral Projection
In this episode, conqueror of The Further, Tom, and spirit realm voyeur, Dustin, discuss all the ethically questionable things your disembodied spirit can do while separated from your body. Tom rants about Stephen King for the 47th time, and Dustin...
09.11.2019
Episode 21: You Had Me at Epstein
In this episode, Republican Senator from Arizona, Tom, and former Democrat Speaker of the House, Fetusberry Crunch, are joined by Green Party Presidential Candidate, Ryan, to talk about the conspiracy surrounding the supposed death of Jeffrey Epstein. This fictional political...
03.10.2019
Episode 20: You Had Me at Summoning Demons
In this packed house episode, fattest heavyweight champion of the world, Tom, and donkey show promotor, Dustin, are joined, as always, by skinny jeans wearer, Jim, and the only man to ever see Bigfoot with an erection, Mattsquatch, to talk...
03.10.2019
Episode 19: You Had Me at Momo
In this episode, Chinese businessman, Tom, is joined by South African politician, Jim, to talk about the creepypasta that’s taking the internet by storm: Momo. While Australian bushmaster, Dustin, is on vacation with his family, the team is joined by...
03.10.2019
Episode 18: You Had Me at Cults
In this episode, writer of “A Brief History of Everything,” Tom, and painter of Mona Lisa, Dustin, are joined by winner of the Nobel Peace Prize for humanitarianism, Jamus, and builder of the Burj Khalifa, Mattsquatch, to talk about cults....
03.10.2019
Episode 16: You Had Me at Ghost Games 2018
In this episode, Chilean mine saboteur, Tom, and the first man to walk on Neil Armstrong, Dustin, try to coax a demon out of the closet and get chased around the house by Drybones to Benny Hill music. Jamus tries...
03.10.2019
Episode 15 You Had Me at Cursed Objects
In this episode, the lady who tried to climb the Statue of Liberty, Tom, and desecrator of the Pet Sematary, Dustin, talk about their favorite haunted objects and cursed sex robots. Jamus exposes the conspiracy that Theory of a Deadman,...
03.10.2019
Episode 14: You Had Me at Ghosts
In this episode, two time kickboxing world champion, Tom, and women’s volleyball referee, Dustin, discuss the ghosts and what items of yours they’re touching while you’re at work. Jim, the first man to ever solve a sudoku puzzle, reminisces about...
03.10.2019
Hidden Poop 06: Fakes, Phonies And Cheaters
In this mini episode, Dustin finally lays into Angela (the supposed psychic), Tom calls out the other individuals who have tried to cheat the show, and Jamus does what he does best: nothing.
03.10.2019
Story Time 01: Stuart Saves the World
In this episode, we have a guest on the show who tells us about how his family has been harassed by aliens for three generations. We also learn about Stuart, the dog who saved us from intergalactic war.
03.10.2019
Hidden Poop 05: Sex Stories with Uncle Naughty
In this mini episode, Jim tells his best sex stories from a lifetime of debauchery, Dustin laughs harder than he ever has before, and Tom tries to get Jim to admit he blew a guy.
03.10.2019
Episode 13: You Had Me at Roswell
In this episode, the guy who trained Van Helsing, Tom, and the only man to ever kick a wendigo to death, Dustin, discuss the Roswell alien crash landing. Tom talks about how delicious people smell when cooked (from a distance)...
03.10.2019
Hidden Poop 04: Dustin's Conspiracy Confession and Saving Private Manitoba
A short episode of clips that didn’t make the show but were too good to let go to waste. In this short, Dustin confesses the strangest conspiracy he believes, and we try to rescue one of our greatest fans from...
03.10.2019
Episode 12: You Had Me at Psychic
In an episode that was a year in the making, interdimensional used car sales man, Tom, and the kid from the movie The Omen, Dustin, are joined by the musical director and reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt’s cat, Jim, and the...
03.10.2019
Episode 11: You Had Me at Sexsquatch
In what is easily the most offensive episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot to date, bad side of town mall Santa Tom and Saudi Arabian construction site foreman Dustin are joined by professional dinosaur drawer Ryan and a man...
10.18.2018
Episode 20: You Had Me at Summoning Demons
In this packed house episode, fattest heavyweight champion of the world, Tom, and donkey show promotor, Dustin, are joined, as always, by skinny jeans wearer, Jim, and the only man to ever see Bigfoot with an erection, Mattsquatch, to talk...
09.25.2018
Episode 19: You Had Me at Momo
In this episode, Chinese businessman, Tom, is joined by South African politician, Jim, to talk about the creepypasta that’s taking the internet by storm: Momo. While Australian bushmaster, Dustin, is on vacation with his family, the team is joined by...
09.25.2018
Episode 18: You Had Me at Cults
In this episode, writer of “A Brief History of Everything,” Tom, and painter of Mona Lisa, Dustin, are joined by winner of the Nobel Peace Prize for humanitarianism, Jamus, and builder of the Burj Khalifa, Mattsquatch, to talk about cults....
09.02.2018
Episode 16: You Had Me at Ghost Games 2018
In this episode, Chilean mine saboteur, Tom, and the first man to walk on Neil Armstrong, Dustin, try to coax a demon out of the closet and get chased around the house by Drybones to Benny Hill music. Jamus tries...
08.25.2018
Episode 15: You Had Me at Cursed Objects
In this episode, the lady who tried to climb the Statue of Liberty, Tom, and desecrator of the Pet Sematary, Dustin, talk about their favorite haunted objects and cursed sex robots. Jamus exposes the conspiracy that Theory of a Deadman,...
08.23.2018
Episode 14: You Had Me at Ghosts
In this episode, two time kickboxing world champion, Tom, and women’s volleyball referee, Dustin, discuss the ghosts and what items of yours they’re touching while you’re at work. Jim, the first man to ever solve a sudoku puzzle, reminisces about...
08.06.2018
Hidden Poop 06: Fakes, Phonies and Cheaters
In this mini episode, Dustin finally lays into Angela (the supposed psychic), Tom calls out the other individuals who have tried to cheat the show, and Jamus does what he does best: nothing. Find our professional stuff on LinkedIn at...
08.01.2018
Story Time 01: Stuart Saves the World
In this episode, we experiment with a new format by having a guest on the show who tells us about how his family has been harassed by aliens for three generations. We also learn about Stuart, the dog, who saved...
07.26.2018
Hidden Poop 05: Sex Stories with Uncle Naughty
In this mini episode, Jim tells his best sex stories from a lifetime of debauchery, Dustin laughs harder than he ever has before, and Tom tries to get Jim to admit he blew a guy. Go subscribe to our YouTube...
07.17.2018
Episode 13: You Had Me at Roswell
In an episode, the guy who trained Van Helsing, Tom, and the only man to ever kick a wendigo to death, Dustin, discuss the Roswell alien crash landing. Tom talks about how delicious people smell when cooked (from a distance)...
07.14.2018
Hidden Poop 04: Dustin’s Conspiracy Confession and Saving Private Manitoba
In this mini episode, Dustin publicly confesses the strangest conspiracy he believes, Tom goes to bat for the flat earthers, and we try to rescue one of our greatest fans from Periscope block purgatory. Don’t forget to follow us on...
06.26.2018
Episode 12: You Had Me at Psychic
In an episode that was a year in the making, interdimensional used car sales man, Tom, and the kid from the movie The Omen, Dustin, are joined by the musical director and reincarnation of Theodore Roosevelt’s cat, Jim, and the...
06.20.2018
Episode 11: You Had Me at Sexsquatch
In what is easily the most offensive episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot to date, bad side of town mall Santa Tom and Saudi Arabian construction site foreman Dustin are joined by professional dinosaur drawer Ryan and a man...
06.10.2018
Episode 10: You Had Me at Wizard
For the season finale of You Had Me at Bigfoot, inventors of the roundhouse kick Tom and Dustin are joined by 1400s New World cartographer Ryan to interview demonologist and professional sorcerer (not fake titles) Dave Outlandish. Be sure to check...
06.10.2018
Hidden Poop 03: Celebrity Stories
In this mini episode, Tom, Dustin, Ryan and Jim swap stories about times they’ve met celebrities.
06.10.2018
Hidden Poop 02: DJ Tolerance
In this mini episode, Jim reminisces about his short rap career as DJ Tolerance. Tom and Dustin roast him for 12 minutes.
06.10.2018
Hidden Poop 01: Songs to Commit Suicide to
In this mini episode, Tom and Dustin listen to the song that allegedly causes people to commit suicide. Defying the odds and to the chagrin of listeners, they do not commit suicide.
05.05.2018
Episode 09: You Had Me at Slenderman
In this episode, recovering crack abuser Tom and naked pole dancer Dustin are joined by three time ladies world heavyweight champion Jim and county fair pumpkin farmer participant ribbon awardee Ryan to discuss the origins of the Slenderman as well...

What's You Had Me at Bigfoot about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

You Had Me at Bigfoot episodes:

Episode 38: You Had Me at the Devil

Episode 37: You Had Me at Nightmares

Episode 24: You Had Me at Macho Man Albert Fish

Episode 36: You Had Me at Chupacabra

Episode 35: You Had Me at [CANCELLED]

You Had Me at Pandemic

Episode 33: You Had Me at Deja Vu

Episode 32: You Had Me at Skippy

Episode 31: You Had Me at Skinwalkers

Episode 30: You Had Me at Reptoids

Episode 29: You Had Me at MKULTRA

Episode 28: You Had Me at Dave Outlandish

You Halloween Bigfoot 2019

Episode 27: You Had Me at Deep State

Episode 26: You Had Me at Dogman

Episode 25: You Had Me at Death and Dying

Episode 23: You Had Me at Spectral Assault

Episode 22: You Had Me at Astral Projection

Episode 21: You Had Me at Epstein

Episode 20: You Had Me at Summoning Demons

Episode 19: You Had Me at Momo

Episode 18: You Had Me at Cults

Episode 16: You Had Me at Ghost Games 2018

Episode 15 You Had Me at Cursed Objects

Episode 14: You Had Me at Ghosts

Hidden Poop 06: Fakes, Phonies And Cheaters

Story Time 01: Stuart Saves the World

Hidden Poop 05: Sex Stories with Uncle Naughty

Episode 13: You Had Me at Roswell

Hidden Poop 04: Dustin's Conspiracy Confession and Saving Private Manitoba

Episode 12: You Had Me at Psychic

Episode 11: You Had Me at Sexsquatch

Episode 20: You Had Me at Summoning Demons

Episode 19: You Had Me at Momo

Episode 18: You Had Me at Cults

Episode 16: You Had Me at Ghost Games 2018

Episode 15: You Had Me at Cursed Objects

Episode 14: You Had Me at Ghosts

Hidden Poop 06: Fakes, Phonies and Cheaters

Story Time 01: Stuart Saves the World

Hidden Poop 05: Sex Stories with Uncle Naughty

Episode 13: You Had Me at Roswell

Hidden Poop 04: Dustin’s Conspiracy Confession and Saving Private Manitoba

Episode 12: You Had Me at Psychic

Episode 11: You Had Me at Sexsquatch

Episode 10: You Had Me at Wizard

Hidden Poop 03: Celebrity Stories

Hidden Poop 02: DJ Tolerance

Hidden Poop 01: Songs to Commit Suicide to

Episode 09: You Had Me at Slenderman