In what is easily the most offensive episode of You Had Me at Bigfoot to date, bad side of town mall Santa Tom and Saudi Arabian construction site foreman Dustin are joined by professional dinosaur drawer Ryan and a man who was voted most likely to suck in his high school year book Jim to talk about the mating habits of Bigfoot. Naturally, the special guest for this episode is our resident Bigfoot expert, and the only man who can chop a tree in half with one swing, Mattsquatch. Join the boys as they ask all the important questions about Bigfoot and his penis.

Episode 11: You Had Me at Sexsquatch

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On this episode, Cincinnati Pink Socks starting pitcher, Tom, and Los Angeles Mungers third baseman, V, tackle the curious case of Benjamin Satan. Tom demonstrates the importance of having a lawyer present for Faustian bargains, and V empties a woman like a tube of toothpaste with a perfectly executed RKO suplex combo. 

Episode 38: You Had Me at the Devil


On this episode, back door-dreaming nightmare merchant, Tom, and ancient Egyptian lucid dream interpreter, V, discuss the meaning of dreams and how to suppress them with prescription medication. Tom deciphers the prehistoric braille inscriptions on Tulsi Gabbard’s raw meat face and V sings a ballad to pacify the sleep paralysis demon in his room. 

Episode 37: You Had Me at Nightmares


 This episode was originally recorded in October of 2019, but V’s audio was not recorded, nor could it be recovered. In an effort to release the episode anyway, a special guest stepped in to take his place: the ghost of Macho Man Randy Savage. 



In this episode, cannibalistic mad lib enthusiast, Tom, and Santa letter-writing death row inmate, Dustin, are joined by Slim Jim-snapping Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, V (voiced by Macho Man Randy Savage), as they discuss the life and times of serial rapist and child murderer Albert Fish. Tom serves up a plate of fat ass, Dustin finds himself up piss creek with only a studded spanking paddle, and V shares the emotional strain he suffered from his feuds with Tito Santana and Hulk Hogan. 



Stay tuned after the episode for a previously unreleased Hidden Poop episode. 

Episode 24: You Had Me at Macho Man Albert Fish




In this episode, giant hairy Canadian beaver, Tom, and black summoning of death/sempiternal winter funeral, V, are joined by beer fart, Mattsquatch, as they summarize, in five minutes, everything you need to know about the chupacabra. Tom bedazzles his uniform pants, V tries his hand at hentai casting couch direction, and Mattsquatch questions the cultural diversity of Wisconsin in the 1990s.



Episode 36: You Had Me at Chupacabra

On this episode, Old Testament prophet of the Northern Kingdom, Tom, and 14 time Emmy award-winning television producer, V, are joined by Democratic minority leader of the Senate, Yakov Alive as they discuss the reasoning behind some of the more well-known Jewish conspiracies. Tom pledges his allegiance to Big Brother, V sets up a new profile on JDate, and Yakov adamantly insists that the wall is being built along the southern border.

Episode 11: You Had Me at Sexsquatch

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