Tales From Our Youth

By Tales From Our Youth Pod

What's Tales From Our Youth about?

Each week best mates Mal and Indigo gather around the mic to surprise one another with a beloved childhood film we haven't seen for years. Masterpiece? Hot garbage? Only we can decide.

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Tales From Our Youth episodes:

01.22.2023
From freebasing to freerunning
PARKOUR!Topics include:Nudist festivalWaxHeroin PantiesRide or die with JonnyJoin us next week for Godzilla
01.15.2023
Clap dem sheets
The very real Jerry Seinfeld drops by to give us his thoughts on Canberra's HYPERDOME. Topics include:Shit eating grinsSpread sheetsHYPERDOMEDowryJoin us next week for District 9
01.08.2023
Tramd theft auto.
We suss the vibe on this Aussie classic.Topics include:-Freshwater mermaids -One man tram-Pubs-Autism-CopsJoin us next week for "office space"
01.01.2023
Dexy's midnight climbers
If global warming is real than why is this mountain so cold? Can Peter Garrett answer the big questions?Topics include:Whose on next?Separating the art from the artistNitroglycerin Yellow snowCar bombsJoin us next week for Malcolm (1986)
12.26.2022
The dire state of supernatural teaching
Podcast or sidecast? You decide. Topics include:The most vulgar joke DOCKWORKHogwartsDavid DuchovnyThe dire state of supernatural teachingNew formatJoin us next week for vertical limit.
10.02.2022
Going down
One victim of divorce court gets too hot. -New intro-The heat-And we're back-Just so, so much food talk-Like for real-Sandwiches -Michael Douglas -OH my god, they are still talking about food-Build more prisons -Deathwish
07.03.2022
Everybody was gun-fu fighting.
Time to inject your prosium and ask your mum to drive you to your gun kata lessons because we're watching Equilibrium.Topics include:-Will Anderson-The Lobfather-celebrities who have killed-Books to die for-dogsElevator music credits: Night in Venice by Kevin MacLeod | https://incompetech.com/Music...
06.26.2022
Street-shark fin soup and other delicacies
One boy with the power of a god, and he absolutely wastes it by using it to make one friend. We've got bigger plans.Indian in the cupboard talking points:- manly merkins- american english- the land tram- the world's greatest restaurant,...
06.19.2022
The League of public domain oi bruvs
It's 1899, and war be brewing. Which copyright free character will save the day? Will it be Tom Sawyer? Surprisingly, yes!League of extraordinary gentlemen talking points:- cooking in the washing machine- pronouncing foreign foods- restaurant dining, rich style- choose...
06.12.2022
Helen Hunt womb theory (ft. MK Ultra rad podcast).
We take a deep dive into Helen Hunts desecrated womb when we watch twister with friends.Talking points:NYCTornados Conception Fertility symbolism Degrees of separation from Philip Seymour HoffmanArt
06.05.2022
I've ruined my jean-kies.
Turns out this is our 1 year anniversary and it's way more on brand for us to totally forget and pick a dogshit movie rather than celebrate or make anything special. Maybe we'll do something soon if we can be...
05.29.2022
You don't see a witch, you don't see shit.
Let's kick the proverbial map into the creek, and head to Burkittsville.Topics include:-More animal chat-found footage-third nipples-cigs
05.22.2022
Can I axe you a question?
Butchers, consummation, and beat poems. This movie has almost everything. It's just lacking axe murders. 'So I married an axe murderer' talking points:- Nigella Lore-son- hot mean women- Auspol- teeth- breakup notes- fancy bookshop- fancy butcher- FBI
05.15.2022
Hail to the bus driver
The podcast that couldn't slow down. Apologies for the issues with audio balance Topic include:Merch ideasLiftsTop soilCANS. IT'S JUST CANSVagrantsFood dudes
05.08.2022
™™Peter Ja©kson's wet ghost grift™
Peter Jackson makes the wettest ghosts you'll ever need or want.The frighteners talking points:- steers n queers- drill sergeants - 12 rules for ghosts- autism in 2000s media- 'come to jesus' moments- Charlie's angels appreciation- security in hellApologies for the...
05.01.2022
A Galaxy questivus for the rest of us
We cowardly go where tonnes of people have in this audience suggestion.Topics include:-Writers-Engines-Musk Warrens-Merch ideas-Suck off a cop-Nominative determinism
04.24.2022
Now THIS is pog racing
If this piece of cinema doesn't get your heart death racing, nothing will.Topics include:More animal chatMals inability to remember anything about the hunger gamesBack Muscles Consoles 4 Convicts
04.17.2022
Raw dog soldiers
The audio fucked up a bit near the end but I don't care - Indigo <3Dog soldiers talking points:- DJ GRANDE- edible underwear- copyright free monsters- Australia's highest restaurant - white women + dogs- fears- Indiana Jenitals- oi bruvs
04.10.2022
Dante peaked in high school
Can the sexiest volcanologist alive save this town full of hicks? Kinda.Dante's peak talking points:- Jared Leto's island- Ideal execution methods- Horrible nans- Science chat- Woody Allen- Jared Leto's island again
04.03.2022
If the kids die in the game can I please die in real life?
Mal inflicts massive psychic damage. It's super effective. The feud is back on babyyyy.Spy Kids 3D talking points:- Clown world- What's the go with Machete?- Oscars chat- James Cameron and the 3D films mistake- Insane cameos - shitting instead of...
03.27.2022
John Wilkes' Phone booth
Today the answer the age old question: If a pay-phone rings in a forest and no one is around to hear it, did Indigo put it into service mode?Phone booth talking points:- sex work- dog phrenology - cop incompetence- old...
03.20.2022
It's not shaolin soccer, IT'S SHAOLIN FOOTBALL
On todays episode it is pouring rain, so instead of playing outside we are wheeling out the rickety TV of our youth and slapping on any vaguely sports related film we can find. Mid 2000s school sport style.Talking points: -Animals...
03.13.2022
How to treign your dragon
There's no one on this earth who needs to know what a mickey mouse hj is. Reign of fire talking points:- the pink panther- alms for hardy- birds- crossbow efficiency - having kids in the apocalypse- lundin innit?
03.06.2022
Throw another simp on the barbie
Weeeeeeell it looks like the ol' TFOY boys are up to no good again by doing a podcast about a racist car. Talking points:- spider aparteid state- brushing your teeth with speed metal in your brain- kissin' cousins- Jessica Simpson...
02.27.2022
Captain Kevin's Piss Ponytail
We dive into an audience suggestion, but will the water be neck-shatteringly shallow? Waterworld talking points:- the allure of the sea- piss drinking- illiteracy - Mal's ideal burial - Kevin's thing with hair and slavery - blimps
02.20.2022
High school English
I'm not sure which convention has just been violated, but we gotta get Geneva or the Hague on the phone.
02.13.2022
H̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶e̶n̶t̶i̶p̶e̶d̶e̶ Freaky Friday
Mal messed up, Mal messed up big time.
02.06.2022
House of wax on wax off
I wanted to call it 'house of cum'.Talking points:- bible- solving the circumcision debate- first listener mail- wax - Chad and his upsetting hair
01.30.2022
Birth control to major Tom
This film is straight up Christian propaganda. They've pumped them out, but don't want their unmarried 22 year old daughter fucking. Even though everything is their fault. Talking points:- friendship with Mal over- Mal's horrific fantasies - Parenting advice
01.23.2022
The name's Cage. Xander Cage
You can't do spy shit without a fur coat, and you can't spell XXX without Vin Diesel.Talking points:- fish- clubs- stunts- tits-masks
01.16.2022
The Untalented Mr Damon
Dickie Greenleaf has it all: a fiance, a boat, and a cool (totally normal) new friend. It would be a shame if someone was to cave in his skull and assume his identity. Talking points:- crime in the 50s- italiaphobia-...
01.09.2022
The trans porter
Jason Statham finds himself in a situation more slippery than a bag full of oiled eels when he takes this assignment.Talking points include:- flavoured condoms- chemo therapy lions- the royal family- and the film, probably
01.02.2022
What if maybe there was a Chinese girl with green eyes, maybe?
Kurt Russell fights Raiden in the dingy back alleys of Seattle's Chinatown to save a Chinese girl with green eyes, and a lawyer named Law.
12.26.2021
I'm more Jewish than Lenny Kravitz
We still haven't worked out what live means, but that hasn't stopped us from having another guest on, as we discuss lobsters and water mobsters in The Tuxedo.
12.19.2021
DAS NOG HOG WEIHNACHTSSPECIAL
It's Christmas. We chose Turbo Man as our seasonal fighter.
12.12.2021
What the hell is a "human toilet"?
She may be grossly under-qualified for the job, but that won't stop Angelina Jolie from flushing this turd. I know it's Morocco.
12.05.2021
Dirk and Al: Doin' it in Lagos
Our 6 month anniversary! We watched Sahara, and it turns out the real confederate treasure were the friends we made along the way. Maybe our highest rating yet.
11.28.2021
The world's sexiest old man and the sea
If we had to pick between the Andrea Gail and André Rieu, we'd pick the sinking ship every time.
11.21.2021
A very goopy special WITH OUR FIRST GUEST
Our expert guest tells us what it means to be a cum witch in 2021. We watched Gwyneth Paltrow's new Netflix show.
11.14.2021
Don't talk, just listen.
Swordfish
11.10.2021
BONUS: For my next trick
11.07.2021
Sheep intestine, fun time
We're celebrating new laws with a couple of beers and a side of war crimes.
10.31.2021
Bill and Shane's eggcellent adventure
Bill Murray becomes patient zero for the COVID-01 pandemic.
10.24.2021
Joyriding the velour moustache
Paul Walker is back from being right back, but he should really get his tail light fixed.
10.17.2021
Sound off for anaconda
Come for the anacondas. Stay for Jon Voight.
10.10.2021
Ferris Bueller gets and upgrade
They are just handing out police badges and robotic limbs in this 78 minute thrill ride.
10.03.2021
There's no aphrodisiac like a mink jetpack
The name's Chowder. Cum Chowder.
09.26.2021
My Stepsister Marisa
Alabama may be backwards, but is Mercury in retrograde backwards? We watch My cousin Vinny, but only the scenes with Marisa Tomei.
09.12.2021
Terry 'The Nug' McCaleb
Clint Eastwood takes on the roll of The Tinman in this gritty retelling of The Wizard of Oz (kinda).
09.12.2021
Rollerball: No rules, just right.
Ladies love Cool James, but do we love this movie?

What's Tales From Our Youth about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

Tales From Our Youth episodes:

From freebasing to freerunning

Clap dem sheets

Tramd theft auto.

Dexy's midnight climbers

The dire state of supernatural teaching

Going down

Everybody was gun-fu fighting.

Street-shark fin soup and other delicacies

The League of public domain oi bruvs

Helen Hunt womb theory (ft. MK Ultra rad podcast).

I've ruined my jean-kies.

You don't see a witch, you don't see shit.

Can I axe you a question?

Hail to the bus driver

™™Peter Ja©kson's wet ghost grift™

A Galaxy questivus for the rest of us

Now THIS is pog racing

Raw dog soldiers

Dante peaked in high school

If the kids die in the game can I please die in real life?

John Wilkes' Phone booth

It's not shaolin soccer, IT'S SHAOLIN FOOTBALL

How to treign your dragon

Throw another simp on the barbie

Captain Kevin's Piss Ponytail

High school English

H̶u̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶c̶e̶n̶t̶i̶p̶e̶d̶e̶ Freaky Friday

House of wax on wax off

Birth control to major Tom

The name's Cage. Xander Cage

The Untalented Mr Damon

The trans porter

What if maybe there was a Chinese girl with green eyes, maybe?

I'm more Jewish than Lenny Kravitz

DAS NOG HOG WEIHNACHTSSPECIAL

What the hell is a "human toilet"?

Dirk and Al: Doin' it in Lagos

The world's sexiest old man and the sea

A very goopy special WITH OUR FIRST GUEST

Don't talk, just listen.

BONUS: For my next trick

Sheep intestine, fun time

Bill and Shane's eggcellent adventure

Joyriding the velour moustache

Sound off for anaconda

Ferris Bueller gets and upgrade

There's no aphrodisiac like a mink jetpack

My Stepsister Marisa

Terry 'The Nug' McCaleb

Rollerball: No rules, just right.