Billy and Tim buy peas. Smash buys steroids. Julie buys fast food. Some girl buys a chocolate covered mocha cup with jimmies. Coach gives Julie the talk. Not THAT talk, but still an important talk. Jason punches Tim HAWRD. Smashes church takes up a collection to fund his performance enhancing drug use. 

Josh and Anthony talk about all that, plus Dairy Queen conspiracy theories, get interrupted by a crying baby, and Anthony forgets to plug in his mic when they resume! Somehow, despite all that, we still end up with another CLASSIC episode of Reliving the Lights!