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Nancy and Sarah welcome their first-ever repeat guest, Kat Rosenfield, and the result is a hot and steamy conversation about beauty standards, fatphobia, plastic surgery, sexual awakenings (and creep-outs). Along the way we discuss:

* What rhymes with “potsticker” AND is a symbol of the worst of mankind?

* The time Sarah was doxxed by the White Pages

* Is “fat postivity” a fantasy? If so, is it a good one?

* “Him-pathy”

* Growing up under the lash of Kate Moss

* Is Martha Stewart going for for “Russian Oligarch’s Fourth Wife”?

* Madonna going for … something

* Zee French, zey ahh diffuh-runt

* Sarah does TWO Monty Python accents (both lousy)

* The Jeffrey Epstein “molestation Ponzi scheme”

* You can at least buy us a drink first, Rob Henderson!

* Who wants to sit in the melty lap of Stephen Hawking?

* Sarah tries to get cancelled, again!

* What is society supposed to do with dirty old drunk men? (Gerard Depardieu edition)

* We will never get a Honey Baked Ham sponsorship

And much more!