Optimum insanity this time: A guy tries to mask one socially unacceptable sexual fantasy by pretending it's another... socially unacceptable sexual fantasy - plus: a super stressful roommate option and a woman seeking musical accompaniment to her deep lyrics.    And: My transit experience! I will keep the contest up for eternity, as it brings me such joy: Draw a worse logo of than the one this Fiverr guy drew of me. ( http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/  ) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ---Information and Links --- Site: DazedandConvicted.com Host  Monica Hamburg ( http://MonicaHamburg.com ) Voice site: http://MonicaHamburgVoice.com Email: monica (at ) dazedandconvicted (dot) com@MonicaHamburg --Notes-- The worst logo ever (& a contest!): http://instagram.com/p/ypJ9POoM3L/ These are the pictures I sent him...: http://instagram.com/p/ypIZ3CIM0q/I also mention a terrible date I had a teen. I tell it on an episode of "The Lapse". --Find All Episodes-- DazedandConvicted.com Twitter: @DazedConvicted,  Facebook: Facebook.com/DazedandConvicted  Subscribe - options iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/dazed-convicted-formerly-s/id436670413  RSS: http://feeds.feedburner.com/DazedAndConvicted Stitcher: http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/sm-rants/dazed-and-convicted Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/monica-hamburg/sets/dazed-and-convicted-73-75-76http://www.dazedandconvicted.com/p/subscribe.html  ShiftyJelly/Pocket Casts: http://pcasts.in/dazedconvicted ----------------------------------------------------------------------- --Credits--  Current Logo-- (i.e. The one that totally doesn't suck!)  The current logo is by artist Michael Ibrahim. Thanks to the lovely Nikki of "Everything and the Kitchen Sink" for asking him to do this!  ( https://www.facebook.com/EverythingAndTheKitchenSink ) MUSIC & SFX: Theme (Intro & Outro): “One-eyed Maestro” by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0. .Interstitials: “Sneaky Snitch” (various versions) and "Trick" by Kevin MacLeod are licensed under a CC Attribution 3.0 Episode Photo (Below) = "Listening to Music" by Petr Kratochvil Monica Hamburg / MonicaHamburg.com / @Monica.Hamburg on Instagram / @Monica Hamburg on Twitter / Facebook.com/MonicaHamburgPresentsMore