Is there really an Arsenal agenda? Surely no one other than Spurs fans hates the Gunners? What's so hateful about the insufferably privileged fanbase? What's so grating about Arteta's obscure lightbulb speech and introducing Win the dog? Why would anyone be opposed to a club that endlessly praises themselves for winning a little gold trophy that nobody else cares about? There's no Anti-Arsenal agenda... alright?!

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