This week on The Broskiedoodles, we cover everything from words our accents just won’t let us say to the cosmic punch card that decides if you’re headed upstairs to Heaven or chilling downstairs with Hugo Chávez. We debate whether small daily acts of kindness count more than flashy donations, if cooking for people earns you extra credit with God, and why letting people know in advance before visiting is the ultimate heavenly gesture.

Why some people think going to church every Sunday automatically buys them a VIP pass to heaven while they’re busy banging their secretary on Monday. Chef Maurice reveals his brand-new elf ear surgery because apparently being a chef isn’t enough unless you also look like you belong in Lord of the Rings.

Do Asians get bonus karma-points from birth? Possibly. Does Chef Maurice’s new elf ear surgery grant him VIP access? Definitely. We wrap things up with movie and show recs, from Bring Her Back (demonic fire 🔥) to medieval HBO drama, plus one of us getting way too deep into watching city-planning videos on YouTube. Yeah, it’s that kind of week.