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💀 Welcome back to another wild episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore & Patrick Cloud!

This week, we’re joined by Roxxy Haze & Malcolm Barrett for one of the funniest, weirdest, and most chaotic episodes ever.

Guests: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin 

Roxxy Haze ‪ @roxxyhaze    

👊 From debating which country produces the best fighters (spoiler: Russians are terrifying), to discovering meat-eating bees and blue-colored wild boars, this one’s got it all. We also talk war on free speech, Disney’s secret Florida empire, and why Roxxy is the Michael Jordan of being sick but still showing up.

💬 In This Episode

Rocky villains, Russians, and cauliflower ears 🥊

Malcolm's Batman impression 🦇

Blue boars & “meat honey”  🐝

Disney’s shady land grab in Florida 🏰

Oysters, pirates, and slave prices (yes, really) 😬

Roxxy’s GoFundMe ❤️

Join our Patreon now!!  New Golf Vlog Up!

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0:00 – The Street Fighter Roast 🔥

2:25 – Rocky Villains Ranked 🥊

4:00 – Who Would Win: Russians vs Everyone

6:30 – The Cauliflower Ear Conspiracy 👂

8:00 – Nut Training & Male Pain Olympics 😬

9:00 – Intro: Dam Internet, You Scary! w/ Roxxy & Malcolm

11:00 – Why Roxxy Stopped Saying the N-Word

13:00 – Trump, Free Speech & Comedy in Danger 🇺🇸

17:00 – Writers’ Rooms, Race & Representation in Hollywood

18:45 – Ad Break – CashApp 💸

21:20 – iPhone’s “Emergency Bypass” Chaos 📱

23:40 – Waffle House Waitress Wins $10 Million?! 🧇💰

25:30 – How To Secretly Claim Lottery Money in Delaware 💼

27:00 – Batman Impressions Gone Wrong 🦇🤣

33:00 – Ad Break – Factor Meals 🍽️

34:00 – Blue Boars Found in California 😳💙

36:00 – “Meat Honey” Is a Thing?! 🐝🍖

40:30 – Drunk Bees Get Executed?! 😵

43:00 – Royal Fatness, Negan & The Walking Dead 🍗

44:00 – Ad Break – PrizePicks 🏈💰

46:00 – The Pirate Who Put a Bounty on the Governor 🏴‍☠️

50:00 – How Much Was a Slave Worth? 💔

52:15 – The Drunk Marathon with Wine, Oysters & Steak 🍷🏃‍♂️

55:00 – Oysters That Kill People 😬

59:00 – Disney’s Secret Florida Land Grab 🏰

1:02:00 – Disney vs. Anheuser-Busch: The Beer Battle 🍺

1:04:00 – Wrap-Up: Roxxy’s Surgery & GoFundMe ❤️

1:05:30 – Patrick’s Special, Tahir’s Tour, and Final Shenanigans 🎤

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