In which David and Paul get constructive with Keeley Fountain! Abandon all hope as they discuss the language of pregnancy, The Fonz and technology, home construction versus parenting books, 1984 (Orwell, not Van Halen), more on “Alt-Facts,” Epcot, Gym Pop, Arachne, a curious acrostic, challenging the gods, homo erectus, and preferring Purgatorio. We'll see you in Hell!

Theme song: "Hell on You" by An English Place