The best internet stories of florida man and dogs. Plus the usual dog updates, and cherry blossom cocktails and german words.

This is the story about the dude who tried to rape the pit bull. (Spoiler: it's fake news, but was too good to not share). 100% worth clicking on for the pictures and righteousness of the story:

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-man-emasculated-during-failed-attempt-to-rape-pit-bull/