It’s that time of the year when Italy collectively cancels plans, sleeps less, and becomes a professional music critic. Yes — we’re talking about Sanremo.

In this episode, I’m sharing my thoughts, my mild chaos, the drama, the outfits, the songs we pretend to hate but secretly replay, and why this “festival” is actually a national personality test.

No one is calm. Everyone has opinions. Obviously, so do I.