A F*ckup's Guide To The Universe

By Jamie Kilstein Comedian Podcaster

What's A F*ckup's Guide To The Universe about?

Comedian Jamie Kilstein (Conan, Showtime) brings together misfits and outcasts from around the world to feel less crazy together.

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A F*ckup's Guide To The Universe episodes:

01.23.2023
Dr. Drew FULL EPISODE w/Intro! Sex and love addiction, bad therapy, and more!
Aloha friends! So JUST IN CASE some of you aren't over at the Advice Not Taken feed here is the full episode of Dr Drew. LA was fucking incredible and I think I'm going to be...
01.12.2023
Dr Drew and Derailing in NOLA
Get your questions in for Dr. Drew and here about me completely spiral in New Orleans! It's a good one patreon.com/jamiekilstein
12.27.2022
First dates, getting shit done, and more advice!
To hear the rest of the episode patreon.com/jamiekilstein
12.07.2022
Tik Tok Famous!
Go listen to Advice Not Taken jamiekilsteinpodcast.com And the Patreon - patreon.com/jamiekilstein
11.22.2022
Becoming a badass over 40 and fighting with your family
Aloha! To hear the newest podcast go to jamiekilsteinpodcast.com! We had another badass special forces dude on talking about getting old and staying badass. Also leave questions for this weeks solo podcast on Advice Not Taken and check out/support the...
11.09.2022
What the hell happened in that election?!
Midterm recaps (kinda), trying and failing to be a better person and more! To hear more episodes like this go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
11.01.2022
Halloween Bonus Episode plus kendall reusing next week!
Big shit happening! jamiekilsteinpodcast.com patreon.com/jamiekilstein
10.20.2022
Tim Kennedy on Advice Not Taken and mental health tips!
Advice not taken - All links at jamiekilsteinpodcast.com And the bonus episode is patreon.com/jamiekilstein
10.12.2022
The New Podcast is HERE!!!!
Advice not taken with Jamie Kilstein! Mental health and comedy focused but topical culture segments (SEGMENTS IN GENERAL!) full video and clips to share coming soon to youtube and social! Producers, co hosts, amazing guests down the...
10.06.2022
Thoughts on Glenn Beck and Jordan Peterson
On today's Patreon only podcast I talk about why I go on Glenn Becks show, the left making fun of Jordan Peterson for crying, the saddest time at a strip club, release info about the NEW podcast and so...
09.23.2022
DeSantis Kidnapper, Liberal Elites and Sober with Rockstars
Huge show today! Podcast is going PATREON ONLY! Hanging with rockstars, not being able to make fun of Gavin Rossdale Both sides of the Ron DeSantis immigration debacle, and almost having sex with a black...
09.08.2022
Why I Quit Drinking
Episode about embracing your weird, getting sober, and why getting your shit together will put you on your path. To support the show, get more shows, ama, and early access go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
09.05.2022
I become patriotic and how to lead a good life
My trip to DC, looking into history, following in good footsteps, believing in yourself when you don't want to and more! To support and get advanced and full episodes go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
08.29.2022
Ben Shapiro or Better Call Saul?
In which I try to avoid talking about Ben Shapiro by talk about TV, first loves, hometown blues and so much. Plus free speech and building stronger liberals! To support the show and get bonus content go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
08.18.2022
F*ck the IRS! Saving a dude on a date! Bad habits.
From crazy date stories to ranting about politics. To support the show epicrollbjj.com Johnnyslicks.com promo code JAMIE patreon.com/jamiekilstein
08.11.2022
Divorce! Drunk on a Plane! Where is Bert Kreischer?!
Being nice! Divorce! Crazy people on a plane! Where is Bert?! Talking to people who disagree with you. To hear the full episode go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
08.05.2022
Finding Jesus (kinda), Self Discipline and Self Hate!
Religion, spirtual journeys, the hate behind them, some shit that will stop me from getting into heaven and MOTIVATION BABY! For early access and full shows go to patron.com/jamiekilstein More ways to get dope shit and support the show epicrollbjj.com...
07.29.2022
LA SUCKS!
Performative liberal elites, awful influencers and more! Plus mental health advice and how to deal with the homeless. For the full uncensored episode go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
07.19.2022
I become a white lady with a gun
Jamie becomes a country boy, goes crazy, maybe gets a gun and more. Listen to the full podcast with your questions on mental health and politics answered here patreon.com/jamiekilstein
07.07.2022
Moonshine babies and tribal a**holes
Drunk and in TN Jamie talks about all the weird shit he saw and goes off on liberal babies. To support the show and hear the full uncencored version patreon.com/jamiekilstein And check out epicrollbjj.com johnnyslicks.com promo code Jamie for 10...
06.23.2022
How to live your dream, Tim Pool, swingers and the gay agenda!
From Dallas and Austin, from homeless to living my dreams, moving to the east coast, getting hit on by swingers, gay stuff and disagreeing politically. Keep the show going patreon.com/jamiekilstein Support our sponsors Flowstatemicro.com epicrollbjj.com johnnyslicks.com promo code jamie for...
06.16.2022
Taylor Silverman: Cancel buddies.
Today we talk about disagreeing with your friends, kindness, and how I need to meet a nice jewish girl with Taylor Silverman. To support the show and conversations like this go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
06.08.2022
Drag Queens and Guns
Big show today talking all the sh*t. Drag shows, talking to people who disagree, gun control, almost fighting old people, almost sleeping with old people. To support patreon.com/jamiekilstein
05.26.2022
The OH BOY Free Speech Episode w/Heather Shaw
This one gets out of control. First a story about hitting my dad then me and Heather sit backstage at a comedy club and TALK MAD SHIT. Support the show patreon.com/jamiekilstein
05.20.2022
War Crimes and F*cking
George Bush, Jordan Peterson, Tim Pool, sex dreams, confidence, weight loss, changing your stories, and so much more. This episode was a blast!
05.12.2022
Smoking with the cool kids
Jamie talks his return to comedy, and bad habits! Plus balance, happiness and so much more! To support the show patreon.com/jamiekilstein epicrollbjj.com flowstatemicro.com
05.06.2022
Who do we abort?
Oh boy. Today is all about Roe V Wade and mental health. What a fucking balance. TO support the show patreon.com/jamiekilstein
04.28.2022
Breakup Episode w/Nicole Aniston
The lovley brilliant Nicole Aniston joins Jamie to talk all things breakups! To hear all the bonus sex talk go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
04.21.2022
420, masks on planes, online harassment, Ode to NYC!
Live from NYC we get into politics, why people suck with politics, masks, weed, and how NYC should have killed me but i love it. To get all the bonus content and support the show go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
04.14.2022
Building confidence when your life falls apart
Plus tales of jerking off, religion, used car panic attacks and more! patreon.com/jamiekilstein
03.31.2022
Surviving the worst (last non patreon ep)
Off to Hawaii. Dealing with heartbreak. Finding your purpose. To hear the full episode and future episodes go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
03.29.2022
Life changes, suicide, digging out.
This is going to be the last public episode for a while. I hope it helps you get through. I hope you come over to patreon for the rest. Love you all. patreon.com/jamiekilstein
03.24.2022
Fixing your relationship and avoiding politics!
Jamie and Amy talk about self hate, sharing too much, night rituals, and fixing relationships with #teamshit To get extra episodes each week and support the show patreon.com/jamiekilstein
03.22.2022
Marry me and how to not suck at jiujitsu
Fun one over at patreon.com/jamiekilstein
03.17.2022
Road Trip Rules
Jamie and Amy get back from a road trip and have many rules to survive your own. They also talk about supporting your partner, living your dreams, and Amy gets VERY AGRO. To support the show and get weekly bonus...
03.10.2022
How to fight in a relationship
Jamie and his girlfriend talk dog stalking, advice on being alone, how to fight and move too fast.
02.24.2022
Russia, Tricking Men, Bonus content!
And the greatest song of all time. To get everything else go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
02.18.2022
Finding Love
The insane story of going to be a monk and finding love. Plus advice on not giving up and finding yourself. To support the show, get a shoutout and other cool shit go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
02.09.2022
John Cleese! Comedy, politics and religion!
John Fucking Cleese from Monty Python and Faulty Towers joins Jamie to talk about all things controversial! To support the show and get bonus episodes go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
01.19.2022
Major Announcements! John Cleese! Vaccines! Off the Grid!
Full episode at patreon.com/jamiekilstein
01.11.2022
Bob Saget, learning from our past, retail debauchery!
From the passing of Bob Saget to following Kayne West around a Borders in NYC today is a good one. To support the show patreon.com/jamiekilstein
01.06.2022
Stefanos Sifandos: The Shame Episode!!
It's a heavy one! Affairs, jealously, past trauma and SO MUCH SHAME! To support the show go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein Mahalos!
12.23.2021
How to hold good habits while I f*ck your mom
Last episode of the year! Wanted to send one more positive message and give some advice on being the person you want to be. I also wanted to talk about fucking your mom. So....here we are. Thank you for supporting...
12.16.2021
Robin Williams, Ram Dass, and God
SUCH A GOOD EPISODE. Will also help walk you back from panic attacks! Sitaram Dass spent several years serving his beloved teacher Ram Dass on Maui, where he was shown the path of Bhakti, the yoga of service and...
12.09.2021
War on Christmas and Suicide Pods!
Fox news gets its Christmas tree set a flame and Jamie becomes curious about Switzerlands suicide pods but is afraid of hell. patreon.com/jamiekilstein
12.02.2021
Amazons insane commercials, war crimes and Ghostbusters!
Lots of crazy. To support the show patreon.com/jamiekilstein
11.24.2021
Don't both sides Rittenhouse and Cocaine Is Not Mushrooms!
Chad Lennex @chadlennexrules cohosts and we talk about eating disorders, political both siding, Rittenhouse, cocaine, and answer your questions! To support the show and get your questions answered go to patreon.com/jamiekilstein
11.18.2021
Che Vs Tim Dillon, Rittenhouse, I get gay waxed!
Fights in standup, the Rittenhouse case, and a lot of talk how I would have been a better gay man when it comes to Dune, Rent, Taylor Swift and the waxing incident. To get early access, bonus episodes and support...
11.12.2021
Pete Davidson, Astroworld, and Big Bird Abortion
Running through the chaos of the news this week. Plus talk on relationships, depression and online manners! To support the show and join the community of misfits patreon.com/jamiekilsteinpodcast
11.04.2021
A complete derailment
Lorna and Jamie get hopped up on drugs and go crazy. The most fun episode maybe ever. Patreon.com/jamiekilstein

What's A F*ckup's Guide To The Universe about?

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A F*ckup's Guide To The Universe episodes:

Dr. Drew FULL EPISODE w/Intro! Sex and love addiction, bad therapy, and more!

Dr Drew and Derailing in NOLA

First dates, getting shit done, and more advice!

Tik Tok Famous!

Becoming a badass over 40 and fighting with your family

What the hell happened in that election?!

Halloween Bonus Episode plus kendall reusing next week!

Tim Kennedy on Advice Not Taken and mental health tips!

The New Podcast is HERE!!!!

Thoughts on Glenn Beck and Jordan Peterson

DeSantis Kidnapper, Liberal Elites and Sober with Rockstars

Why I Quit Drinking

I become patriotic and how to lead a good life

Ben Shapiro or Better Call Saul?

F*ck the IRS! Saving a dude on a date! Bad habits.

Divorce! Drunk on a Plane! Where is Bert Kreischer?!

Finding Jesus (kinda), Self Discipline and Self Hate!

LA SUCKS!

I become a white lady with a gun

Moonshine babies and tribal a**holes

How to live your dream, Tim Pool, swingers and the gay agenda!

Taylor Silverman: Cancel buddies.

Drag Queens and Guns

The OH BOY Free Speech Episode w/Heather Shaw

War Crimes and F*cking

Smoking with the cool kids

Who do we abort?

Breakup Episode w/Nicole Aniston

420, masks on planes, online harassment, Ode to NYC!

Building confidence when your life falls apart

Surviving the worst (last non patreon ep)

Life changes, suicide, digging out.

Fixing your relationship and avoiding politics!

Marry me and how to not suck at jiujitsu

Road Trip Rules

How to fight in a relationship

Russia, Tricking Men, Bonus content!

Finding Love

John Cleese! Comedy, politics and religion!

Major Announcements! John Cleese! Vaccines! Off the Grid!

Bob Saget, learning from our past, retail debauchery!

Stefanos Sifandos: The Shame Episode!!

How to hold good habits while I f*ck your mom

Robin Williams, Ram Dass, and God

War on Christmas and Suicide Pods!

Amazons insane commercials, war crimes and Ghostbusters!

Don't both sides Rittenhouse and Cocaine Is Not Mushrooms!

Che Vs Tim Dillon, Rittenhouse, I get gay waxed!

Pete Davidson, Astroworld, and Big Bird Abortion

A complete derailment