Wax on, wax off. Sweep the leg. Get him a body bag, yeaaahhh. You beginner luck. Your mommy isn’t here to dress you?? You’re damn right it’s time for The Karate Kid.

“We make sacred pact. I promise teach karate to you, you promise learn. I say, you do, no questions.”

And with that, a Rocky-esque story about an annoying skinny punk from New Jersey who hits the ground in SoCal running - well, mostly into fists, feet and the ground - begins its training mode as a wise, old Okinanwan teaches him karate. After entering him in a karate tournament to save him beatings.

The Karate Kid is next up on All The Right Movies and, like Rocky, it’s effects are still being felt generations after its release. To give that perspective, Season 6 of Cobra Kai is being released on July 18th not quite a month after the 40-year anniversary of Kid’s original release.

And remember - man who catch fly with chopstick accomplish anything.