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Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer start off this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave by discussing how coronavirus has changed people. They move on to talking about Bert's gross habits, and call Ari Shaffir to find out the point in the day at which he brushes his teeth. Tom and Bert also discuss who they would invite on a celebrity guys trip. Potential candidates include Russell Crowe, Denzel Washington, Shia Labeouf, Bill Clinton, Charles Barkley, and Mike Tyson. This leads them into talking about how weird Joe Pesci looks now. They wrap up by discussing Post Malone's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience.
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Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert and Tom are back together to chat about whatever is going on in their heads. They talk about self-loathing, finding your "thing", Topdog, the illusion of immortality, having family goals, thirsting over pictures of young Charo, plus Bert and Tom endorse Vin Diesel for President of the United States of America.
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Tom Hanks For President | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert and Tom team up with Kevin Clancy and John Feitelberg hosts of KFC Radio on Barstool Sports! The cave is a bit crowded, but the guys make it work as they talk about meeting Joe Rogan for the first time and how to approach people that are super famous like Michael Jordan or Big Papi. Speaking of MJ, Bert is apparently the Michael Jordan of introducing people! Other topics covered include, Barstool Sports livestreams, Nancy Reagan, Big Cat, buddy podcasts, Tiny Desk concerts but with comedy, plus Bert has a fun reality show idea, and Kevin Clancy has a small story to tell.
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 231
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Double Team w/ KFC Radio | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert are joined by Dave Attell for an old-school comedy hangout. Dave has a new special out on Netflix called Hot Cross Buns and he's also here to play catch-up. Tom and Bert chat with him about comedy milestones, new material, overseas touring, Bert's fear of flying, crowd work, stage time, and big venues vs small venues. They also talk about all the comics from their respective generations and beyond including, Zach Galifianakis, Louis CK, Greg Giraldo, Shane Gillis, Brody Stevens, Doug Stanhope, plus the business acumen of Taylor Swift. Take a seat and smoke 'em if you go 'em!
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2 Bears, 1 Dave w/ Dave Attell | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave it's March Madness and Tom has a very special tournament bracket for Bert! Without giving it away it involves some man-love and some male celebrities. Tom also shares a story about running into Matt Damon in a men's restroom that ended with him going to his birthday dinner and Bert tells a story about some of the most memorable experiences he's had at live music concerts. Bert and Tom also discuss a solid birthday gift idea and dive into some performances courtesy of the Tiny Desk Concert series, before closing out with an AI art surprise. Bust some brackets ya'll!
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2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 229
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Shannon Sharpe Won't Like This Bracket | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert and Tom are celebrating Women's History Month by listing off history's greatest women of all time. They're also making lists of history's most evil women too! From serial killers to dictators and pilots to queens, the bears are diving into all the great women who left their mark upon the world. The Bears also discuss the insane ways MMA fighters are built, couple code words, Bert's bloodwork, fat girl energy, eavesdropping, the American Nightmare documentary, and the TV series Feud: Capote Vs. The Swans. Happy Women's History month to all who observe!

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Ep. 44 | 2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

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