Alexis Bellino makes her Below Deck debut this week, which basically amounts to her making out with her indifferent boyfriend Drew.  Meanwhile, Courtney and Brian hit a snag in their romance and Kevin throws out his back.  Thailand, Thailand where everyone gets a baby muscle spasm!


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Below Deck: Jesus Jugs, Take The Keel

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It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh.  Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2395 PumpRules: Lala Hits the Mother Load

RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens

#2394 Crappy Hour 4/15/24: Babies for RHOP and RHOSLC, RHOM Divorce, and Casting Shakeups

Below Deck’s Fraser is in a snit with Barbie, but will the Captain let him fire her when there’s a new charter full of royalty? Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2393 Below Deck: Royal Pains

*This is Part 2*

We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2392 Summer House MV and RHOP Part 2: And Don’t Drive Back, Green Bye Bandit

We open with a talk about this week’s Summer House Martha’s Vineyard (S02E04) and then The Real Housewives of Potomac (S08E21) ends its season with a final reunion episode by forcing the ladies to eat carbs on camera. Have we lost all respect? It’s the last episode for both Robyn and Candiace, so fold up some poster board and let’s have a good cry. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

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