We always thought James and Elizabeth would be a forever couple on Below Deck, but after a drunken dinner goes awry, it looks like the greatest romance of 2021 may be in trouble. Turns out the real longevity belongs to Rachel's farts, which fill the galley thanks to a stomach ailment that takes her and Ashling down. It's an icky episode with a smattering of UTIs, and we're here to recap it all!

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On the latest Vanderpump Villa (S01E05), a group of single men descend on the chateau for a luxury weekend of roast beef and bocce. Meanwhile, Marciano does dishes.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2398 Vanderpump Villa: Sexy Unique Chateau

This is part 2 

This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

# 2397 The Valley, Part Two: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray

This is part 1 of a two-parter recap

This episode of The Valley (S01E05) has everything: two crumbling marriages, broken air conditioning, and some deeply traumatized stingrays.  Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2396 The Valley, Part One: The One Where Brittany Poops on a Sting Ray

It’s a sexy unique sperm party on Vanderpump Rules (S11E12) as Lala crowdsources jizz for her future babeh.  Meanwhile, Sandoval - the true victim of the season - reels from Rachel’s bombshells on “some” podcast. Grab tickets for the Netflix is a Joke Fest in LA and our European tour at watchwhatcrappens.com Watch this recap as a video and get our bonus episodes at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens

#2395 PumpRules: Lala Hits the Mother Load

RHOP comes to its season's end with casting shakeups and pregnancy news, RHOBH loses Crystal, RHOSLC's Monica announces a new RealityVonTease member, Teresa and Luis show up to stalk TayTay, and RHOM's Todd leaves Alexia! We're live every other Monday at 5:30 PST on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens

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