An episode heavy on crime: shoplifting, missing people, and overdue porno tapes.

This week, we welcome on the one and only Van Lathan, the host of Ringer podcasts such as Higher Learning, Midnight Boys, and Ringer Tailgate. He’ll be reading as Valentina*, a woman who’s had her fair share of weird exes and heartbreak, but is managing to dance her way through it all.

(*Not her real name, definitely her real stories.)

Today’s business includes …

00:00: Voice memos are hell.
05:11: Our guest: Van Lathan
06:31: Our business: "Valentina"
08:16: First Things First: “He produced for the Wu-Tang Clan specifically.”
12:05: Worst Ex: "I turn around and standing there is his mom.”
26:46: One Who Got Away: "If there is criminal activity …”
45:08: Best I Ever Had: "The Prince."
50:04: Status Update: "Conscious celibacy."

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Hosts: Sophia Benoit and Kelsey June Jensen
Guest: Van Lathan
Supervising producer: Justin Sayles
Additional production: Sasha Ashall, Julianna Ress, and Austin Gayle
Video editing and production: Kayla Talley
Social: Sasha Ashall and Austin Gayle
Art direction: David Shoemaker and Aleya Zenieris
Motion design: Skull Closet Studio
Additional motion design support: Chris Calleton
Theme song: “Feeling Myself” by Joseph, used under license by premiumbeat.com.

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