Big Fatty Online

BFO4228 – Black and Blue Chicken

The Fat One is traveling today but recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a visit to Shady Pines, some Nip shenanigans, the coupon and a Memory Lane jingle. Happy Animal Crackers birthday.

BFO4227 – Frozen Novelty Section

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which includes a sportsball report, a trip to Costco, a visit from Hortensia and several voiceletters. Happy National Cheeseball Day.

BFO4226 – 60 Minuets

The Fat One is back but has a few things on his mind but also recaps his day in Fat Acres and talks about his youngest Neice. Happy Day of the Mushroom!

BFO4225 – Back Porch

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend in Fat Acres which included some Spring cleaning, a gentleman caller and sportsball. Happy National Glazed Spiral Ham Day.

BFO4224 – Nine Years in the Villa

The Fat One is celebrating the villaversirarium this weekend but first updates you on his day in Fat Acres which included a 90% off sale, cheese and a gas report. Happy National Grilled Cheese Sandwich Day.

BFO4223 – Colonic Gates

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day which included a naughty squirrel, the coupon, checking sportsball scores and a visual of the circus being in town. Happy National Poutine Day.

BFO4222 – Oooopsie Insurance

After some Good Mornings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included solving an insurance issue on the Villa, a delicious salad, a new Nippa Walk routine and a dream from Moose P. Happy National Cinnamon Crescent...

BFO4221 – Path of Train Wreck Totality

Whilst in the Penumbra, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and recalls the 2017 full eclipse in Charleston and ponders if he will be alive for the next major eclipse in 2045. Happy National Almond Cookrie Day.

BFO4220 – Bever, Beaver, Beaver

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend, a special celebration situation, a Granny update and an annual song for the Sportsball finale. Happy National Empanada Day.

BFO4219 – … Til We Meet Again!

The Fat One closes out the week forgetting most of what he did yesterday but somehow fills 20 minutes (well it helped that there are 5 celebrations of exiting the birth canal this weekend.). Don’t forget to come back at...

BFO4218 – Special Delivery

The Fat One is back with a recap of his rainy day in Fat Acres which included a gentleman caller, a trip to the Lowell’s, the coupon and some vulgah feedback from Dr. Stone. Happy National Burrito Day.

BFO4217 – Chicargo Hosiery

After some Good Morning greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and even has time for some voiceletters and an “Ask Big Fatty” question. Happy National Chocolate Mousse Day.

4216 – And the “Winner” is ……..

The Fat One is back and the music is playing correctly once again. The Fat One recaps the rest of his East Egg holiday and the SSQD (So-So Question Desk) announces the question that provides the author with a mediocre...

BFO4215 – Enamered

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off April with some phoolishness but does recap his weekend in Fat Acres which included Friday @ Fatty’s, a gentleman caller and sportsball!

BFO4214 – Why Does the Easter Bunny Hide Eggs?

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One send March LITTLE shows out like a lamb and brings in Sportsball season all while nattering about his day in Fat Acres and even tosses in some Nip Shenanigans. Happy Lemon Chiffon...

BFO4213 – FICO Score

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included the coupon, meeting with the carpentry handyman and LOTS of nattering. Happy National Something on a Stick Day.

BFO4212 – A Whitman Tinker Swoosh?

The Fat One recalls his day in Fat Acres and natters about artwork, nippy walking and some home improvement work for the Villa. Happy National Spanish Paella Day.

BFO4211 – “Tell Us About Your Beaver!”

The Fat One returns with a recap of his uneventful day, a voiceletter and some nattering about iTurds reviews. Happy National Nougat Day.https://bigfattyonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/03/2024-03-26.mp3

BFO4210 – No Hint of Horse nor Radish

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend which included sportsball, Friday at Fatty’s, some upcoming work at the Villa and something in the Villa mailbox! Happy National Pecan Day.

BFO4209 – I’ll Need a Spreadsheet

The Fat One closes out the week with some sports ball news, a recap of his day and several Ask Big Fatty questions. Happy National Bavarian Crepes Day.

BFO4208 – Complimentary Flower Bouquet

The Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a wake-up gentleman caller, an extra long coupon and the dates of Hot Dog Down a Hallway Weekend. Happy National French Bread Day.

BFO4207 – Baby-Quill

It’s Hump Day and the Fat One has a recap of his day in Fat Acres and the voiceletters he failed to play on yesterday’s LITTLE show. Happy National Ravioli Day.

BFO4206 – In the Hot Box

It’s the first day of Spring in Fat Acres and the Fat One has a few words about the Hatarina before recapping his day plus he explains why some didn’t get a LITTLE show on Monday. Happy National Chocolate Caramel...

BFO4205 – Self-Rising (now with audio)

The Fat One return with a recap of the weekend that included Friday at Fatty’s, British Baking, a musical review and plenty of Nattering. Happy National Oatmeal Cookrie Day.

BFO4204 – St. Fatty’s Weekend

The Fat One closes out St. Fatty’s Day Week with an Irish jig, the coupon, lots of nattering and a trip down an Irish Memory Lane. Happy National Pears Helene Day.

BFO4203 – BF, Your Personal Trainer

The Ft One has a stuffed LITTLE show today which includes another musical trip to the Emerald City, a gentleman caller, a restaurant review and preview and the coupon… well, almost. Happy National Potato Chip Day.

BFO4202 – Signal From the Mother Ship

The Fat One continues his Emerald Green Week with some music, an update on the So-So Question Contest, nattering and a voiceletter. Happy National Coconut Torte Day.

BFO4201 – Receiving $40,000 (Upon BF’s Death)

The Fat One starts off with some emerald green music as the celebrations for St. Fatty’s Day week continue. Later he tells about an insurance letter he received and then natters about Archer’s favorite show, ”Heart Slobber.” Don’t forget to...

BFO4200 – Like A Waterfall

The Fat One has several ear worms from listening to music over the weekend but still gives a recap of the Worst Weekend of the Year. On the good side, there was some fun, a gentleman caller and LOTS of...

BFO4199 – Saddest Weekend of EVERY Year

The Fat One closes out the week with some melancholy thoughts before recapping his day which included a gentleman caller, a sore arm and extra nattering. Happy National Peanut Cluster Day.

BFO4198 – That Squirter Thingy

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a gully washer, pollen and a trip to the Vons East. Happy National Cereal Day.

BFO4197 – Vegetables!

After several Good Morning greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres and even has time for an Ask Big Fatty Question and a voiceletter. The vidjo mentioned in the little show is below. Happy National Oreo Cookrie...

BFO4196 – Poodle van Winkle

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included a sentimental journey, a medical update and the FINAL So-So question for 2024. Happy National Cheese Doodle Day.

BFO4195 – With Age Comes Wisdom

The Fat One is back with a recap of his weekend which includes a weather update, some Big Run news, nattering and some more So-So questions. Happy National Pound Cake Day.

BFO4194 – Looks Like a Lion!

Rabbit, Rabbit! The Fat One kicks off the month with a recap of his last day of So-So question month which was mainly just a natterfest and some quiz show talk and then gets a two-parter So-So question. Happy National...

BFO4193 – A So-So Leap

After the Vulgarian National Anthem, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which includes some quiz program chat, the coupon and some So-So questions. It’s your last chance to win the mediocre prize by getting your entry in...

BFO4192 – So-So Close to the End of So-So Question Month

The Fat One is back to recap his day in Fat Acres with some quiz program nattering, tax info and plenty of extremely So-So questions. Happy National Chocolate Soufflé Day.

BFO4191 – Islanders

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day and some quiz program reminders plus several of the most So-So questions yet. Happy National Strawberry Day.

BFO4190 – 3 or 4 Syllables?

The Fat One returns for the final week of So-So Question Month with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which included the whole crew at Friday at Fatty’s, a So-So question and a package from the lesbiterian delivery...

BFO4189 – Last Friday of Feb-RU-ary

BFO4188 – Wills and Thimbelina

The Fat One returns with a LITTLE show packed with So-So questions (OK, just 2), a recap of his day, the coupon and some quiz program reminders. Happy National Margarita Day.

BFO4187 – Early Morning Festivities

After several Good Morning greetings, the Fat One recaps his day in Fat Acres which included a visit with his neighbors, a gentleman caller, Seniorcize class and even a so-So question. Happy National Sticky Bun Day.

BFO4186 – Strange Noises

The Fat One returns with a recap of his day and the first entries in the So-So Question contest. Happy National Cherry Pie Day.

BFO4185 – One Blue and One Green

The Fat One returns with a recap of his weekend in Fat Acres which included nausea, a gas report, lots of watching of the tv machine and some cards. Happy National Chocolate Mint Day.

BFO4184 – Write It Down!

The Fat One closes out the week with correspondence from his domestic Str8 boyfriend (and #3 fan for 2024), a recap of his day and some comments of something that’s been on BF’s mind. Happy National Almond Day. CLICK HERE...

BFO4183 – The Pollen Has Arrived

The Fat One is back with a recap of his day in Fat Acres which includes messages from the 2024 #1 and #2 fans, the coupon and plenty of nattering. Happy National Gumdrop Day.

BFO4182 – Happy VD

It’s VD and the Fat One is here to be your personal Val N. Tine by giving you a Tunnel of Laaaave filled with “good mornings,” nattering, lots of music and a voiceletter-a-palooza. Happy Chocolate Cream Filled Candies Day (on...

BFO4181 – On the BFO Press Junket

It’s FAT Tuesday and the FAT One finishes his comments on the Superb Owl commercials, his day in Fat Acres, the return of So-So Question (half) Month and the history of why you eat pancakes on Shrove Tuesday. Happy National...

BFO4180 – Seniorcise

The Fat One is back with a recap of the weekend which included a special Friday at Fatty’s, a trip to the Emergency Room, an Insurance update and a little culture. Happy National Plum Pudding Day.

BFO4179 – Start of Year 17

It’s halftime of the Superb Owl and the Fat One is ready to USHER in new #1, #2 and #3 fans of the BFO. There’s a game update and BF’s favorite commercials from the first half and the reading of...