Friday, May 10 — Big Money Friday: Catalog Sale, Fan Fiction, and Lies

Matt and Nick are back and Phish is (hypothetically, spiritually, maybe emotionally) selling their entire catalog to the fans. One song at a time. One version per person. You get the rights. The masters. The vibes. And yes, you have to store them in your garage.

The buy-in? $10K per track.
Fishman’s vacuum solos? Slightly more.
Silent jams? Non-refundable.

Matt brings a stack of Phish fan fiction he swears was written during a real setbreak in 2003. Trey is a horse. Mike is an orb. Page runs a haunted bed and breakfast. We didn’t stop him. We just hit record.

Then it’s time for Real Show / Fake Show, the game where the lines blur and the trust collapses. Was 6/12/00 — Moon Goblet Amphitheatre real? Was 7/31/98 — Cow Palace After Hours just a dream Nick had during a nap at Home Depot? You decide. Actually, no—you don’t. Nick decides. And he’s wrong.

The catalog is for sale. The takes are unpaid. The fiction is too real.

It’s Big Money Friday. Let’s go.

If you are new always listen to the latest show first!