Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who tattooed his face and turned his eyeballs black, a pregnant wife who saved her husband from a shark, a man who found an escaped prisoner, a man who went berserk after having five coffees, a woman who was arrested and had a lot of drugs inside her body and an 89 year old pizza delivery man who got a very nice tip!
      
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Black Coffee, Black Eyes, Can't Lose

Each week on Bananas, Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss the strange, fascinating and just plain bananas news from around the world. The headlines and weird news are lighthearted, unexpected and always fun. Like the time the delivery robot ran through a crime scene or the lady who took in a stray cat only to find out it was a mountain lion. Or the time Kurt and Scotty drove a butt across the country.

Check your local listings because this feel-good comedy podcast often goes on the road for live shows and may be in a city near you. Fun fact: We also hear the banana boys are a favorite amongst listeners while at the dentist, getting surgery and even giving birth! 

Bananas is part of the Exactly Right podcast network that provides a platform for bold, creative voices to bring to life provocative, entertaining and relatable stories for audiences everywhere. The Exactly Right roster of podcasts covers a variety of topics including true crime, comedic interviews and news, science, pop culture and more. Podcasts on the network include My Favorite Murder with Karen Kilgariff and Georgia Hardstark, That's Messed Up: An SVU Podcast, This Podcast Will Kill You, I Said No Gifts! and more.

Comedy

Jess McHugh joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about Czechia banning music that is too fast or too slow, Lala the penguin who loves to shop, how Pavarotti used to keep secret caches of pasta on sides of stage, a TV news station that accidentally aired man’s testicles during eclipse coverage, and how billions of cicadas are about to invade America!
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Relentless Moisture with Jess McHugh

Bananas full human, part-time employee, Lisa Magid joins Kurt and Scotty for a few rounds of Would You Rather and then some advice about a trash pick-up event and an outfit for Kentucky Derby party!
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Would You Rather Bonusode with Lisa Magid

Ashley Ray joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how endless shrimp is financially ruining Red Lobster, a trail runner who got trapped in a public smart toilet for over 10 minutes, a porch pirate who dressed as a trash bag to steal packages and a man stung on testicles by scorpion while sleeping in hotel room bed!
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Not a Seafood Tower Until You Get A Third Tier with Ashley Ray

Kurt and Scotty talk about a Peruvian soccer player named Osama Vinladen, getting rid of library late fees with pictures of cats, a mountain lion that shut down school turned out to be a fat cat eating rat and a woman marries her AI boyfriend based on all her exes!
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Cat Stories and So Much More

Kurt and Scotty talk about two women who are attempting to drive 500 miles in a toy car, a man who robbed a bank and then felt bad and turned himself in, a dad arrested after calling the police 18 times to complain about his son’s homework and an Earth sandwich made by two men 20,000 kilometers apart!
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Black Coffee, Black Eyes, Can't Lose

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