Before the normal silliness, I want to take a moment and

express our deepest condolences to the Keating family as Phil lost his father, Daniel

Keating, this past weekend. He was a great guy and raised a fantastic (albeit

fucked up) man. He will be sorely missed, and we ask that your thoughts and

prayers, if you’re into that, are with Phil and his family in these trying

times. The intro to this episode is actually the one Daniel Keating made for us.

Rest in peace my friend.

Welcome to Botched: A D&D Podcast! Oh goody, a tunnel with

scratches and chipped fingernails. I’m sure there is nothing awful in there.

Upon further inspection there seems to be petrified nuns, ancient Greek writing

and some asshole named Al. Well, the group thinks he’s an asshole. In actuality

he is some guy stuck in the friendzone for all eternity. He is also a living

statue, but with no legs, so he can’t go anywhere. It seems he watches over

this creature that he is in love with. This area is filled with puzzles and

traps as well. What sort of trapsticles await the group? How did Al end up like

this? What is with the two doors? What happens when you put a black hole in a

small room? Tune in and find out!

Join in on the banter as these dickheads whose understanding

of the rules is questionable, and their moral compasses are even more so,

stumble through dungeons, traps, monsters, and social intricacies as they

attempt to complete a quest for wholly selfish reasons.

If you are a veteran dragon slayer from the long long ago of

the 1970’s or a newbie who is interested in hearing what this devil worshipping

game is all about, Botched: A D&D Podcast is the DnD Podcast for you. As

mentioned, we are playing 5th edition rules, so if you’ve never

played this version of the game before, listening to us will give you an idea

of how it may be different from previous versions of the game. 5th

edition is a great rule set to start playing the game with. Find out if there’s

a local game near where you live at comic book or game stores. Hell, buy some

books, buy some dice, get some food and drinks and invite your friends over to

play with you for completely different experience!

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