Alex makes Dr. Matthew 5 minutes late for office hours, and his students are in an uproar. Goff turns it over.  Jimmy gets the hook. The return of the Mac has a Zappe ending. Will strikes it rich, and is our new leader. 

Alex and Dr. Matthew continue to be tied. Mariota is nearly perfect in a win, and Trevor is nearly perfect in a loss. Randomness continues to rule the day.

Alex and Dr. Matthew review the ups and downs of Baker Mayfield's career. Relatedly, a head coach gets fired. Randomness appears to rule BQBL. Relatedly, Dr. Matthew wins another week.

Alex and Dr. Matthew mis-assemble the Shrine of the Silver Monkey. Trubisky and Pickett attempt crossing The Moat, but only Pickett makes it to the other side. Mariota moves past Fields on the Steps of Knowledge. Trevor somehow loses 4 pendants.

Alex welcomes a newly-40 Uncle Matthew back from South Korea. Flacco plays like he's 40. Fields plays like he is in 1940. 

Alex and (International Man of Plastic and Cold Ones) Dr. Matthew explore Tennessee's big week. Tua also scores big, but in the wrong direction. So does Flacco? This week was weird, y'all.

Alex and Dr. Matthew kick off a new BQBL season with a quickie. Top-drafted teams disappoint. Rodgers and Murray get benched in the game, but also in BQBL. Burrow starts his Super Bowl slump. 

Alex and Dr. Matthew tackle weeks 15-17 (rather poorly), and refuse to acknowledge the existence of week 18. Susan makes her opinion of 2021 known. Awards are handed out. Joseph wins cookies. 

Alex and Dr. Matthew rule on the controversial "playing both of our ineffective QBs" strategy of Matt Rhule. Urban Meyer is a winner, just ask him. Jack Easterby is only useful when someone has died, which in this case applies to the hopes of every Texans fan. 

Alex and Dr. Matthew review a Monday night comeback for the ages. Houston continues to push the "bench Tyrod" button, hoping that it finally works. Mac Jones phones it in.