In this lively episode of the Opie Radio podcast, Opie unleashes a fiery rant about the absurdity of local news, calling it a "laundry list of horseshit" that fills listeners with negativity. From subway slashings to tragic stories, he questions why we need to know these grim details. Opie then shifts gears to share heartwarming summer tales, including a sea turtle release and a meditative beach gong session. The episode takes a wild turn with a hilarious dive into the viral breast milk ice cream story—revealing it’s not even real breast milk! Opie recounts his own experience eating actual breast milk ice cream with Pat Duffy. Finally, he cracks up over the bizarre trend of fans throwing dildos onto WNBA courts and compares it to other odd objects tossed at sporting events. Packed with humor, nostalgia, and Opie’s unfiltered takes, this episode is a rollercoaster of rants and reflections!