Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard

Broken Simulation with Sam Tripoli and Johnny Woodard episodes:

• 04.17.2024

  #119: "Sam's N(word)ightmare" + Was Dave Chappelle Cloned? + Bigfoot Pronoun Theatre

  Sam recaps his eventful week on Twitter dealing with the fallout of a viral joke, then we take a look at Jim Breuer's comments suggesting that Dave Chappelle might have been cloned. Later in the show we learn that Canadian...

  
• 04.01.2024

  #118: "Sam Slips Up" + Cannibals in LA? + Neuralink Glory ****s

  We're back after a long break to find that Sam has slipped up a little, that cannibals might be running amok in LA, that Neuralink is revolutionizing self-pleasure, and that 'God' is back in California classrooms. Also this week Sam...

  
• 03.11.2024

  #117: "Loser States" + Elon's Twitter Clone + Sam Addresses LA Comedy Scene + P. Diddy Blackmail?

  After a little break, we return with a packed episode, including Sam's sincere address to the L.A. comedy scene, an important characterization of the state of this country, news of green lasers being used to guide lightning (and video), Elon's...

  
• 02.19.2024

  #116: "Sam Accidentally Live Streams Himself S******g" + Ben Shapiro Sucks + Our Questions for Putin

  Sam Tripoli has a major announcement, then we get into why Amy Schumer and Ben Shapiro suck, and the whole David Lucas situation, before maybe the funniest moment in show history (it involves Sam's public humiliation).Head to www.policygenius.com/broken to see...

  
• 02.08.2024

  #115: "Punching Downs" + Immigration Riots + Shane Gillis Hosting SNL + Hedberg Overrated?

  Was Mitch Hedberg overrated, as the Legion of Skanks suggest? Are immigration riots going to swing the election?We discuss that, as well as Shane Gillis hosting SNL, the dangers of "right on red," a crazy moment you probably never noticed...

  
• 01.22.2024

  #114: "The Watcher" + Sam Meets Challenger Astronaut, Admiral Byrd Relatives + James O'Keefe vs. Mark Cuban

  Sam had some crazy stories from the road, including meeting a relative of a Challenger astronaut and of Admiral Byrd. Then we watch hilarious video of CNN grappling with proof that masks don't work, and Mark Cuban being confronted by...

  
• 01.12.2024

  #113: "Happy New Year?" + Kevin Spacey on Tucker + Jellyfish UAPs + Canadian Police BS

  We're back after a long break to get caught up on on the crazy stuff that happened over the holidays, including Kevin Spacey's bizarre visit to Tucker Carlson's show, Sam getting Zoom bombed, Tomb Raider's boobs getting downsized, Elon being...

  
• 12.22.2023

  #112: "There Are No Rules" + Kanye Rants About Trump + Taylor Swift Conspiracy + Mossad Marvel Hero

  It's the final time the guys will be talking in 2023, and they make the most of it, getting into Kanye West's rant (which includes a swipe at President Trump), Marvel's latest gaffe in the form of a Mossad Super...

  
• 12.15.2023

  #111: "Sam Tripoli Minus One" + Alex Jones Returns to X + Ex-Pornstars as Intellectuals

  We're all over the place this week, talking movies, nuclear conspiracy, Alex Jones' return to Twitter, Mia Khalifa on Abby Martin's show and why ex-pornstars are sought out as intellectuals, Anthony Jeselnick's recent comments about offensive comedy, and Sam's opinion...

  
• 12.04.2023

  #110: "C**DumpsterVan" + Epstein's Flight Logs Blocked + Elon vs. Advertisers + CIA and Hip Hop

  Sam had a strange encounter in West Hollywood, there's a possible CIA whistleblower on their involvement in the creation of hip hop, and we get into the Chauvin stabbing by an FBI informant, Elon vs. Advertisers, Epstein's flight logs being...

  
• 11.24.2023

  #109: "Eddie Bravo's Fight Club" + CIA Confronts Sam/Eddie + Taylor Swift Black Cube Evidence

  On this special Thanksgiving episode of the show Sam recaps his Austin visit, including his time at Joe Rogan's comedy club, and a visit to Eddie Bravo's personal "fight club."Also this week: Someone claiming to be from the CIA confronted...

  
• 11.13.2023

  #108: "Mencia vs. Rogan Revisited" + False Flagged Confirmed? + Joey Diaz the Unfollowable

  On this week's episode we revisit the Carlos Mencia vs. Joe Rogan/comedy affair in light of a recent plea by the beleaguered comedian for understanding.Also this week we listen to Whitney Cummings and Rogan rib Sam for having so many...

  
• 11.06.2023

  #107: "Is Broken Sim Ending?!" + MKUltra Hero? + Hillary Confronted + Kevin Brennan's Trouble

  Sam and Johnny clash! Is Sam gay? Also this week we discuss the death of Matthew Perry, the trouble that it got Kevin Brennan in, and a possible hero who resisted the influence of MKUltra programming. Plus: Hillary is confronted...

  
• 10.26.2023

  #106: "Sam Has An Altercation" + Military Draft Returning? + Dave Chappelle Gets Dangerous

  Sam recaps his altercation with a "fan" at a recent show, considers whether the military draft might be reinstated in response to the mess overseas, and we go deep on how comedy has changed, and how Sarah Silverman used to...

  
• 10.18.2023

  #105: "Masking Off" + Why Ben Shapiro Stinks + Sam Goes on Dr. Drew

  Sam has an incredibly homoerotic week, including an appearance on Dr. Drew. Also this week we talk the mess in Israel/Gaza, and discuss how Sam was right about Will Smith.More stuff: Get episodes early, and unedited, plus bonus episodes: www.rokfin.com/brokensimulation...

  
• 10.05.2023

  #104: "Sam Fights at Skankfest" + Praising Cum Town + Satanic ****phile Cult Busted

  Sam recaps his INSANE weekend at Skankfest, which included fighting, watching Off-the-Grid Ryan meet his Cum Town idol, getting Kurt Metzger's take on Noah, and loads more. Also this week we learn an interesting fact about Satanic Temple founder Lucien...

  
• 09.29.2023

  #103: "Avery Land" + Sam Gets Busted + Mystery Fairy Circles + Kaepernick + Steven Avery

  A little later than normal, but we're back to discuss whether Steven Avery did it, Colin Kaepernick's latest ploy, mystery fairy circles appearing worldwide, gold at Costco, the country's Taylor Swift addiction, why the "Redskins" moniker should be brought back,...

  
• 09.18.2023

  #102: "Sam Returns to Rogan" + 'Spy' Balloon Update + Russell Brand + QB's UFO Story

  Sam was back on the Joe Rogan Experience last week (this time the JRE Fight Companion), and he recaps the experience, including a visit to Rogan's incredible comedy club.Other than that we cover a ton of insanity this episode, including...

  
• 09.09.2023

  #101: "I AM FROM FRANCE" + Was Theo Von ripped off? + Man diddles home invader + 5G/Brain worms

  This week's unique episode include's what host Sam Tripoli calls the "craziest news story we have ever had," alongside stories of him nearly fighting his brother, gold-diggers, literal worms being removed from brains, and much more.Use the promo code "BROKENSIM"...

  
• 08.28.2023

  #100: "Buy Low, Stay High" + Aliens in Peru + Sam Meets Shia, Going Back on Rogan + Weather Manipulation

  For the big No. 100 we have one of our longest episodes ever, and get into all the big topics of the week, including the tragedy in Lahaina, weather manipulation in the SoCal hurricane, Sam's encounter with Shia LaBeouf, the...

  
• 08.14.2023

  #99: "Divide & Conquer" + Off-the-Grid Ryan Calls + Sam Going on Dr. Drew + Air/TikTok Conspiracies

  Off-the-Grid Ryan calls in to share his near-death experience, and we learn that Sam is booked on Dr. Drew on this week's Broken Simulation. We also get into the potential for race wars after the nonsense in Alabama, swap a...

  
• 08.07.2023

  #98: "OldSchool.Black" + Joe Rogan AI Experience + FBI Busts Itself + Metallica + Howard Stern

  The FBI busts itself, the Joe Rogan A.I. Experience somehow perseveres, Sam's recalls an appearance on Howard Stern, and we cast ourselves in an AI-generated new season of Game of Thrones on this week's edition of Broken Simulation!More stuff:Get episodes...

  
• 08.02.2023

  #97: "Controlled Opposition" + Obama's Hands + Cis Allies + Mitch McConnell's Decline + Sam's Stripe

  Sam gets a stripe, Obama maybe beat the **** out of someone, Mitch McConnell strokes out, Anthony Weiner has an epic showdown on Valuetainment, and a moron wants a colony on Venus.Visit www.policygenius.com to get your quote today!Enjoy "Don't Panic"...

  
• 07.24.2023

  #96: "Hard Knock Life" + 'Sound of Freedom' conspiracies + Sam almost dumps in his pants (again)

  Podcasting ain't easy! Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he nearly dumped in his pants again to keep this show interesting. Also this week we talk about RFK Jr.'s latest controversy, "Sound of Freedom" conspiracies, Elon's future with Twitter, John Kerry's...

  
• 07.17.2023

  #95: "Neurodivergent" + Tucker wrecks Mike Pence + 'Sound of Freedom' + Sam Starts Thai Boxing

  This week we learn host Sam Tripoli is adding yet another martial art to his schedule, and we talk the SAG strike, Tucker Carlson strangling Mike Pence's campaign in the crib, "The Sound of Freedom," Joe Rogan's boxing advice to...

  
• 07.03.2023

  #94: "Dipsh*t Gematria" + RFK Assassination Theories + Elon vs. CIA? + 75-Day Fitness Challenge

  Host Sam Tripoli is again battling the forces of stupidity -- only this time they are armed with a gematria calculator.Also this week Sam reveals he has fallen off of the p*rn wagon, we consider whether Elon Musk's "rate-limiting" fiasco...

  
• 06.26.2023

  #93: "Fun With Stupid" + Hotez v RFK Jr./Rogan + OMG BlackRock + Titan Theories

  We're back with more Fun with Stupid, which this week includes scientist Peter Hotez and his ongoing war with the internet/RFK Jr. and Joe Rogan. It also includes seemingly everybody involved with this submarine implosion, as well as horny Blackrock...

  
• 06.19.2023

  #92: "The Family That Must Not Be Named" + Lizard Person Encounter + Sam Salutes GaS Digital

  The Broken Sim crew is reeling after a week full of tech troubles after naming *that* family again on Tin Foil Hat. Also this week a listener shares their story of seeing a shapeshifting lizard person, host Sam Tripoli shares...

  
• 06.13.2023

  #91: "Sandwich Tripoli" + Vegas UFO/Alien Breakdown + Sam's Armpit Rails

  This week we talk about the big UFO/alien sighting in Las Vegas, Alex Stein's latest shenanigans, possible evidence of lizard people on TV, and then host Sam Tripoli recaps his visit to the heart of the south. Sam also reveals...

  
• 06.05.2023

  #90: "The Worst Episode Ever" + Pride PSYOPS Starting + Sam Doubts Himself

  It didn't take long for us to realize this was our worst episode so far. Our apologies. We tried. This week we get into the official kick-off of Pride Month PSYOPS, a hilarious video alleging white privilege, and YouTube's secret...

  
• 05.29.2023

  #89: "Sam's Brush With Death" + UFOs + Transhumanist YouTube Vampires

  Host Sam Tripoli has a brush with death after overdosing on gas station boner pills. Also this week we talk rich guy Bryan Johnson's bizarre longevity YouTube videos, whether we are at peak UFO, and we get into a new...

  
• 05.22.2023

  #88: "Shapeshifter" + Sam Prevents Race Riot + RFK Jr. Gets Sandbagged

  The creepiest voicemail we have yet to receive was so creepy we actually called the guy, and he sent photos to support his story of an encounter with an apparent Skinwalkeresque shapeshifting creature.Also this week: We talk Luis J. Gomez...

  
• 05.12.2023

  #87: "All-You-Can-Eat Sushi" + Sam Nearly Arrested + Sam Hyde and 'The Dividers'

  Sam Tripoli narrowly escapes arrest on this episode of Broken Simulation, where we also get into the sadistic comic book film, Guardians of the Galaxy 3, and Sam Hyde's potential role in "The Dividers" doc being taken off YouTube.Get 20-percent...

  
• 05.05.2023

  #86: "Always Have Clean Underwear" + Bert Kreischer's Bad Texting Etiquette + Ghost Stories

  Host Sam Tripoli takes issue with Bert Kreischer's rude texting habits and we have more of your urban legends and ghost stories on this new episode of Broken Simulation.Also this week Sam discusses how having children has softened his edges,...

  
• 04.28.2023

  #85: "Finally!" + Tucker Carlson Responds + Your Urban Legends

  This week host Sam Tripoli has a massive announcement. It finally happened! Also this week we touch on Tucker Carlson's resignation, the blue checkmark fiasco, and we review your urban legend voicemails.Save 20 percent and get free shipping with the...

  
• 04.21.2023

  #84: "The Phantom Shart" + A.I. Joe Rogan + Star Wars Twitter Wars

  Sam recaps his Toronto trip, then we listen to a Joe Rogan A.I. podcast that made us both uncomfortable.Also this week, Johnny gets into nerd fights on Twitter, and we have more mental illness, atrocities, and a suite of other...

  
• 04.14.2023

  #83: "Sam Comes Out as Psychic" + Talking Bobby Lee + Dalai Lama is a Creep

  Sam reveals that he has psychic abilities, offers support for Bobby Lee, and weighs in on the Dalai Lama and Bud Light controversies on this week's Broken Simulation Premium Edition, which includes a half hour of bonus content.Save 20 percent...

  
• 04.07.2023

  #82: "Would!" + Mark's Tin Foil Hat Sabotage + DeSantis v Disney + Sam's Schedule

  We detail Mark the Booker's sabotage of a recent Tin Foil Hat episode before breaking down Sam's insane weekly podcasting schedule, Gov. Ron DeSantis' war with Disney, and Bert Kreischer's fear of clowns on this week's Broken Simulation.Head to www.policygenius.com...

  
• 03.31.2023

  #81: "Nobody Puts Conspiracy Daddy in a Corner" + NKorea's Fake Nuke + Crowley is a Nerd-Dork

  We're back after a week off to talk the tweaker energy of home security systems, North Korea's "nuclear tsunami" weapon, why Aleister Crowley is a nerd-dork, and to call out Cadillac for not putting spare tires in their vehicles.Go to...

  
• 03.17.2023

  #80: "The Greatest Comedy Duo Ever" + $5 mil. Reparations + More Progressive Insanity

  We're back with what might be the greatest comedy video of all time featuring the greatest comedy duo of all time (it's not us!), a true American hero (also not us!), and more progressive insanity. We also learn whether balls...

  
• 03.10.2023

  #79: "Wide Stance" + Bigfoot Theater + Fake Joe Rogan AI Ads

  This week we talk about creepy fake AI advertising featuring Joe Rogan, whether having a wide stance should be criminalized, and Bigfoot Theater makes its return.Also this week we talk about South Park, the timing of Ari Shaffir's comedy special,...

  
• 03.05.2023

  #78: "Tin Foil Hat Bingo" + Elf Photos + RIP Legion of Skanks YouTube

  This week Sam is mildly devastated by the combined blow of a bingo card created for Tin Foil Hat listeners and his recent losses in traffic court.Also this episode: Mexico's president shares a photo of what he claims is an...

  
• 02.24.2023

  #77: "Bryan Callen Waves White Flag on UFOs" + Biden's Ukraine visit + Open Mic Advice

  This week Bryan Callen calls Sam to wave the white flag on the UFO issue. Also this week we discuss President Biden's Ukraine visit and a bizarre tie to Star Wars, James O'Keefe's departure from Project Veritas, a couple movie...

  
• 02.17.2023

  #76: "Life's a Journey" + Depopulation Agenda + Sam's Homeless Girlfriend + Project Blue Beam

  We kick off this extra-long episode by discussing Sam's big return to jiu-jitsu before getting into his hilarious encounter with a homeless woman. Later in the show we talk Project Blue Beam, UFOs, psychedelics in AA, the depopulation agenda, methods...

  
• 02.10.2023

  #75: "RIP Opie" + Chinese balloon proves Flat Earth? + Earl Skakel

  We have Chinese balloons/satellites possibly proving Flat Earth, the Pelosi hammer video, Taliban atrocities, AND comedian Earl Skakel joins the guys to share a story that is too hot for the show notes on this week's Broken Simulation with Sam...

  
• 02.03.2023

  Broken Sim #74: "Sam Gets a Brazilian" + Doppelgänger Murder + AI

  Host Sam Tripoli reveals that he recently paid a trans person to shave his undercarriage on this week's Broken Simulation. Also this week, AI creeps us out just a little bit more, and someone stills an insane number of chicken...

  
• 01.20.2023

  Broken Sim #73: "Machine Gun Kelly Confronts Sam at Comedy Chaos" + Atrocity of the Year

  Machine Gun Kelly confronted Sam at the last Comedy Chaos, and it might have been because of what we said about his bad music.Also this week, we award Atrocity of the Year, Sam explains his conversion to Christianity, and the...

  
• 01.14.2023

  Broken Sim #72: "Sam Under Attack" + LA vs. New York Comedy + Harmful Language

  Broken Sim is back, and host Sam Tripoli finds himself under attack by an alliance of wokester comedians and anonymous online trolls.Also this week, Sam reveals that he has a secret plan for social media domination and appeals to Elon...

  
• 12.19.2022

  Broken Sim #71: "Touched by an Angel" featuring a real-life angel encounter

  This week on Broken Simulation we talk to the hottest janitors in America, and they share the story of an encounter with an angel.Also this week we talk Britney Griner conspiracy, comedy classes, and Ticketmaster's scamming ways.Support the Carper Day...

  
• 12.12.2022

  Broken Sim #70: "Werewolf Encounter" + Infinite Realities + A Driving Dog

  One word: Werewolf. We talk to a woman who saw a werewolf. And we believe her.Head to www.policygenius.com to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save!Visit www.omahasteaks.com, take advantage of 50 percent off site-wide,...