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On this week’s episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss Christina’s flossing habits, whether or not color blindness is cap, Tom’s VR game, developing countries, and more! They watch videos of a dude crawling through a cave, a cool girl explaining how she got strep throat from licking brown, and another cool girl revealing her man gets to nut 7 times a day. This leads to a conversation about Scottie Pippen and his then wife having sex 4 times a day for years!
Johnny Mitchell is a comedian, the host of the podcast “The Connect,” and a former drug trafficker. He joins the Main Mommies to discuss how he became a drug dealer, graduating to higher levels of drug dealing, where he would hide money, how he sold drugs in the mail, working with the cartels, and how he finally got arrested. He reveals what it’s like to be new in prison, and discusses prison gangs, fights, food, strip searches, and much more! Tim and Christine introduce him to the 4 Stroke Guy and the Gangsters in Syria.
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Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

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What's up, CHOMOS?! It’s another episode of YMH with Tommy Bunz and X-Tina! This week, Tom Segura and Christina P are flying solo and open the show with a clip featuring a gentleman who's all about "eating groceries". The Main Mommies aren't alone for long as they are joined by a very special guest, an airtight queen above 18 by the name of Abby. A few episodes back she sent us a story so unbelievable Tom didn't think it was accurate or even written by a woman. But he believes it now as Abby clears the air and speaks her truth on what happened on that faithful night abroad. After Abby, Tom and Christina also get into some clips about Kurt Cobain's gender, cat kisses, face tattoos, foreign accent syndrome, men's retreats, tree climbers, and a beautiful fan rendition of "Good Morning, Julia", plus so much more! Pull 'em up and strap in, y'all.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 755
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Airtight Abby | Your Mom's House Ep. 755

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Pull your jeans all the way up over your head because Tom Segura and Christina P are back for another week of Your Mom's House Podcast! We start off with an opening clip about somebody being played before Tom models some new dad eyes for Christina. Speaking of Christina, this week we get a hot toilet update from a recent hotel stay. There's also some more airtight storytime, reviewing the security footage from the Double Soul Shaman's visit to YMH studios, and last weeks Diddy discourse leads to Tom and Christina checking out some sus posts from 50 Cent's Instagram.

Then, we welcome our guest, comedian Dave Attell who has a comedy special available now on Netflix called "Hot Cross Buns." They introduce Dave to cool guys, talk about perfecting jokes, and watching yourself do comedy. They also watch some Horrible or Hilarious clips, some TikToks, and marvel at Dave Attell's personal flip phone.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 754
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Every Comic's Favorite Comedian w/Dave Attell | Your Mom's House Ep. 754

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Welcome back to the Mommydome with Tom Segura and Christina P! What's going on with Tom's nose? Christina has some thoughts on Tom's face and she makes it known. After defending his facial features Tom opens the show with a wild clip of a lady who matters freaking out at Wal-Mart. Tom also tells a story about watching some adult films with his dad and reads an airtight story that has to be heard to believe. Tim and Kristin also wonder why men seem to always be more depraved than women, plus explore an encounter with Garth Brooks and discover a new trend #FartWalk.

We then welcome comedian and podcaster Brian Simpson! Tom and Christina talk to him about racist dogs, fat Disney adults, the fattest city in America, and of course the Diddy scandal that's sweeping the internet. They also answer some fan submitted advice emails and play America's favorite game show "Tom or Black?" Brian's latest special Live From The Mothership is streaming now on Netflix!

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 753
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DIDDY Do It? w/ Brian Simpson | Your Mom's House Ep. 753

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The Main Mommies are flying solo this week! Tom opens the show with a fun clip of a freakout at a Wal-Mart before showcasing a compilation from the recent visit by the Insane Clown Posse. They then turn to an airtight argument, before getting into a chat with a YMH intern who got to be on this week's Kill Tony. Tim and Kristin then get into the fatness epidemic, eating too much sushi, game shows on sick days, how to be on Jeopardy, fat people on rollercoasters, loneliness, and some of Christina's curations for good measure. I'll take Lucifer's Lair for $500, Alex.

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 752
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Will Tom & Christina Be On Jeopardy?! | Your Mom's House Ep. 752

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This week on Your Mom's House Podcast, Tom Segura and Christina P have another pair of fun guests, but before the guests join the party, they recap all the fun from last week's visit from the Double Soul Shaman Will Blunderfield. Tod opens the show with a clip about the blunders of colonialism and a gay freakout at an airport, followed by Christine sharing a story about being scolded at in public by an older gentleman.
Caitlin Campbell joins the main mommies bearing freshly brewed coffee! Tom and Christina talk to her about dealing with hateful comments online, the traumatic brain injuries she's overcome, anger issues, and all sorts of info about international coffee.
Mark Normand enters the mommy dome next and endures a gauntlet of neat stuff, slick stuff, and 1 Guy 1 Jar. Tom also shares some fun chiropractor videos, plus some clips about dangerous places to visit, a lady with a booty that can't fit on an airplane, a girl that farts in pots, a bootlicker, and some pup play enthusiasts. They also dive into some of Christina's Curations and videos of wealthy people who own tigers! 

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Your Mom’s House Ep. 751
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Busted Selling Cartel Drugs w/ Johnny Mitchell | Your Mom's House Ep. 707

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