Episode 216: ‘But I’m a Celesbian’ (Marga Gomez)

Can you give someone a Blowjob and still be a Feminist?  Nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian Marga Gomez is a Lesbian icon whose girlfriend wHortensia has moved away for grad school - but after 7 years of monogamous love, laughter, great sex and 2 expensive Uniqlo coats, Marga is unexpectedly ghosted. Preparing to go onstage in Boston on her birthday 6 months later, Marga gets a text from Hortensia that reads ‘hope you’re doing something fun’. I’ll show you FUN… feeling as though the world has stopped loving her, Marga experiences kindness from a stranger and wonders “after all those dreams, is it finally time for the blowjob experience?” & more importantly, do your skills translate to men if you’re (notoriously) really good at oral? #Monogamous #Queer #Ethnic #Age #Geography #StillComing   About the storyteller:   Marga Gomez (she, her, they, hey) is the creator of the channel “Latina Stream Queens” on YouTube.  She is also a nationally recognized playwright, actor and comedian born in New York’s Harlem, raised in Washington Heights and based in San Francisco. Her parents were entertainers in the Latino community, and Robin Williams once called her "Amazing ... A lesbian Lenny Bruce." She is the winner of a GLAAD Media Award and one of the first openly LGBT comedians in the USA. Her television credits include HBO, LOGO, PBS and Netflix’ Sense8. She is also the writer/performer of thirteen solo plays which have been produced Off-Broadway and internationally. Her acting credits also include “The Vagina Monologues” with Rita Moreno and Vicki Lawrence. During the pandemic she pivoted to livestreaming comedy and adapting her solo theater virtually and became featured in many online theater festivals.   youtube.com/latinastreamqueens instagram.com/themargagomez twitter.com/margagomez www.margagomez.com   Song: ‘Put it in your Mouth’ (Akinyele) Episode links:   Uberlube: Uberlube is a luxurious, high-grade silicone lubricant made from clean, body-friendly ingredients; it’s just silicone with a little Vitamin E. Uberlube is Dixie’s favorite lube, and they’re offering Bawdy Storytelling listeners a special offer – 10% off and free shipping when you use my code “Dixie” at UberLube.com. 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