Champions League draw, player nicknames, Bolton and Bury explained, soccer's Andrew Luck, and what if Jesse Marsch ran the USMNT?

We've got a HUGE show for you. Seriously, it's an hour and 40 minutes long. We open by pondering Eric Cantona's Champions League speech, then giving some very quick, reactions to the UEFA Champions League draw. Then we get into some listen questions.

Here are your timestamps:

17:03 — What are our favorite soccer player nicknames? What are some of the worst?

25:28 — Today's show is sponsored by Manscaped. Use code TSS for 20% off and free shipping at http://manscaped.com

28:43 — Which three players would we drop from Berhalter's 26-man USMNT roster?

34:09 — What has happened at Bolton Wanderers and Bury FC?

56:47 — Today's show is sponsored by Weals. Go to http://feals.com/TSS to get 50% off a membership

58:40 — What's the soccer equivalent of a player retiring early like Andrew Luck?

1:06:10 — If Jesse Marsch had been named USMNT head coach instead of Gregg Berhalter, how different would the starting XI be?

1:13:10 — Today's show is sponsored by AwayDays! Go to http://awaydaysfootball.com and use code TSS for 15% off.

1:17:00 — Which formerly great club team would you like to see be great again?

1:25:35 — Why aren't soccer fans as obsessed with statistics as other sports fans?

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