In case you haven't noticed, we're weird. We're weirdos. We don't fit in. And we don't want to fit in. Have you ever seen us without our stupid microphones on? That's WEIRD. Still, this episode of Riverdale out-weirds us by a Thornhill mile. From Birthday-Betty to the Dance Off to admissions of twincest, we dissect it all and still make time for Rebecca to subject Jonathan to an awful new segment. Plus...Drunk Archie! (Drarchie?) Tune in, Vixens!