If podcasts be the food of love, play on! This ep is all about ~escorts~ so Jonathan and Rebecca brought in longtime friend of the show Tamar (@msteestein) to navigate the tangled, maple-coated web of the Blossom empire. Will Cheryl win Jason's twinger? Will Archie get into music school? Will Ethel keep Ronnie's fur shawl?!?! Tune in to find out!