The Chrissie Swan Show

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What's The Chrissie Swan Show about?

The Chrissie Swan Show features everything you love about the popular radio and TV star. From hilarious and relatable stories from her own life, popular segments including Swan’s Singalong, Mystic Chrissie and Celeb Stuff – Chrissie will have you entertained and laughing out loud.

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The Chrissie Swan Show episodes:

04.18.2024
Bianca Censori Goes Barefoot At Disneyland
We hate nothing more than the idea of being barefoot out in public. Imagine all the germs and rocks and other awful things! Also, it seems as though Bianca's feet are wrapped up in some form of bandage. See omnystudio.com/listener...
04.18.2024
Reacting To The Taylor Swift Album Leak
The Tortured Poets Department is less than 24 hours away now and we couldn't be more excited!!! There have been some leaks on a Google drive though and we're not sure if we should listen or not. Plus, Jack delivers...
04.17.2024
This UberEats Glitch Could Have You Receiving an Empty Box!
Imagine that feeling of excitement just as you're about to receive your food delivery only to find out it’s completely wrong! Plus, we need to talk about all the easter eggs Taylor Swift has been dropping about her new album...
04.17.2024
Is Having Only One Child Selfish?
Where’s the justice for all the only children? We’re here to spread the word of not judging only children or parents that decide to only have one child. It’s an elegant choice. Plus, with only 2 more sleeps until the...
04.16.2024
What Do You Do As Soon As Your Partner's Away?
We took a break from the show the last few weeks and have so much catching up to do. That's why we've started a brand new segment called SMTD (So Much To Discuss) to catch up on everything that's happened....
04.15.2024
Songs That Make Gay People Scream!
We're baaacccckkkk! Hope you didn't miss us too much during the break. Josh Thomas joins us today on the show to chat about his show, 'Let's Tidy Up'. We also have some suggestions for him to add to his playlist...
04.12.2024
Best of | Love On The Spectrum
Do you have a brand of mayo that you refuse to change from? We believe that everyone does and we're down to find out what the best brand of mayo is. Chrissie also tells us about the unexpectedly relaxing MRI...
04.11.2024
Best of | Conspiracy Theories
We love a good conspiracy theory, especially when it's as absurd as this Avril Lavigne theory. Plus, it's Thursday which means it's time for another round of Sweeping Statements! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04.10.2024
Best of | What Taylor Swift Era Are You?
We're getting into the mystical arts here on The Chrissie Swan Show. Talking all about manifesting things and dreams that come true. Plus, we'll tell you exactly what you Taylor Swift Era says about you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04.09.2024
Best of | Was Billeting The Worst Thing Ever?
Who remembers going on school trips and being billeted out to another persons family? Did you end up thinking it was the worst thing ever or did you enjoy it? We think it sounds like fresh hell! See omnystudio.com/listener for...
04.08.2024
Best of | Are Chest Freezers Bogan?
We've got Jessica Mauboy joining us today and talking about her resurgence in popularity with the younger generation. Plus, we ask the important question, are chest freezers bogan? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
04.05.2024
Best of | All About Appliances
Who doesn't like a good kitchen appliance? I mean they literally make your food for you! But what about the kitchen appliances that you never use? Well we're here to give you some reasons for why you should wipe the...
04.04.2024
Best of | Were You A Personality Hire?
We kick this one off by asking whether or not you were a personality hire? And if you were, would you be offended by that or is it a compliment? We take it to our office to find out. Plus,...
03.28.2024
The CORRECT Way To Eat A Sandwich
A huge debate has been sparked over the correct way to eat a sandwich and what it says about you. Fear not, though, as we have the correct answer to this question for you. Plus, Geraldine Hickey joins us for...
03.27.2024
Royal Family Member Named In Diddy Court Documents
PLUS! Swimming in the Yarra River, weird phobias, psychic predictions come true and what on EARTH did Halle Berry's doctor misdiagnose her with?! Catch us live on the Nova Player. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03.26.2024
Self Service Checkouts Are Changing The Way You Scan Items
As if it's not bad enough we have to do it ourselves, now they want us to do it in a particular order? Plus, should laws be more lenient? We are human after all and we all make mistakes. Catch us...
03.25.2024
A MAFS Fan Favourite Couple Has Left The Experiment!
We're back on the MAFS train now that we've heard our favourite couple will no longer be a part of the experiment. At least we got a nice poem out of it. Plus, we debate on whether or not wearing...
03.22.2024
They're Making A Sims Movie?
We've got a few things to talk about regarding movies. Looks like there's a Sims movie in the works and we're not quite sure how that's going to turn out. Did we mention that we're also in sweet sunny Brisbane...
03.21.2024
The Crazy Stuff You Can Buy At The Post Shop
What other shop sells vacuum cleaners, diaries, and little plastic tractors? There seems to be no rhyme or reason to what you can buy in there. Plus, what's going on with Megan Fox drinking Machine Gun Kelly's blood? See omnystudio.com/listener...
03.20.2024
What Won't You Learn?
There's a few things in life that everyone seems to say you should know how to do. But what if you just didn't want to learn? Maybe you just want someone else to change your tires for you. Plus, what...
03.19.2024
Is Taylor Swift About To Release Her Rudest Album Yet?
7 of the 16 tracks tracks are supposedly going to be explicit! Plus we get Chris Hall to come into the studio as we have some suggestions for him and his sister to be the background singers for. See omnystudio.com/listener...
03.18.2024
The Craziest Product Reviews Ever
Honestly, who has the time to leave reviews anymore? Let alone these two crazy reviews we found for a pad of paper! Plus, we get Aussie psychic medium, Cael O'donnell, to come in and give us a live reading! Tune in...
03.15.2024
Khloe Kardashian's Epic Photoshop Fail
Our favourite Kardashian recently posted a beautiful photo of herself with a friend but we couldn't help but notice the amount of editing in it. We've decided to do our own little rendition of it. Plus, is the work from...
03.14.2024
Retailer Forced To Take Down At-Home Tattoo Gun!
And anyone could have bought it as well! Can you believe the amount of teenagers suddenly getting badly done tattoos everywhere! Plus, Sweeping Statements returns and Jack tries to convince us that having food poisoning is better than sex! Listen to...
03.13.2024
Have You Had An Adult Friend Breakup?
Have you ever been in a situation where you had to breakup with a long time friend? How did you do it? We're still trying to figure out the right way to do it as an adult. Plus, Charlie Pickering...
03.12.2024
Our Top Kate Middleton Conspiracy Theories
There's been a lot of theory crafting recently with the release of an edited image of Kate Middleton being pulled down. We've got our own theories brewing but we want to hear what some of yours are. See omnystudio.com/listener for...
03.11.2024
Best of | 2024 So Far
We seem to missing an important part of The Chrissie Swan Show today. Chrissie Swan herself! Not to fear, we've got some of the best moments from 2024 so far lined up for you! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03.08.2024
Would You Obey These Rules On A Nude Cruise?
Happy IWD! Jamie Rowe joins the show today where we chat old school assignments (and secretly loving kids' homework) and the strict rules for a nude cruise line. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03.07.2024
Are You In Your Cocoon Phase?
If you agree with any of these statements then you might be in the middle of your cocoon phase. We are all for it! Plus, we get some very special guests as Jase and Lauren join us for a chat...
03.06.2024
Gen Z Have Cancelled Eye Shadow
You heard that right. It's now a dated look apparently. Chrissie also recaps her birthday celebration and highlights the importance of friends. Who knew that friendship could be a superpower. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03.05.2024
Is Our Queen Taylor Getting Sick On Tour?
We've gotten word that our queen, Taylor, has been coughing up a storm in her recent shows. Plus, we get our very own Joel Creasey in today and talk about our favourite insults we've received. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03.04.2024
Deciding Once And For All If Shoeys Are Disgusting Or Not
Have you ever done a shoey? It's an Australian tradition that we're not too excited about if we're being honest. Let's see if you can change our minds on this one though! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
03.01.2024
Did Taylor Swift's New Song Just Get Leaked?
It seems like one of Taylor Swift's new songs has just been leaked all over TikTok. But maybe this song isn't exactly what it seems... Plus, it's time for some more of your messages in Chrissie's Correspondance. See omnystudio.com/listener for...
02.29.2024
What's The Worst Feeling In The World?
It's Thursday which means it's time for some more Sweeping Statements where Jack reveals what the absolute worst feeling in the world is. Plus, an update on the Willy Wonka scam event. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.28.2024
A Willy Wonka Experience So Bad The Police Got Called
People have demanded refunds after going to a Willy Wonka experience and finding out it was a complete scam! Have you ever been to an event so bad you wanted to call the police? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.27.2024
The BEST Places To Hide Your Snacks
Have you ever been saving a special treat for yourself in the fridge only to find that it's been taken? Fret not as we find out what the best places to hide your snacks are. Plus, it seems like the...
02.26.2024
Jack Finally Gets A Psychic Reading
Jack has finally agreed to get a psychic reading done and it seems to be shockingly accurate. We also get a little bit of insight into Chrissie's life too! Plus, we get some more juicy goss about the 'muzzle' comment...
02.23.2024
What Your Taylor Swift Era Says About You!
Whatever your favourite Taylor Swift era is says as much about you as anything! Find out what yours means for you here! Plus, looks like PETA has some things to say about Taylor and Travis visiting a popular Sydney zoo....
02.22.2024
The Most Shocking Line Ever From MAFS
Chrissie has come in and things are about to get real. Something she's seen on MAFS has really riled her up and we need to chat about it... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.21.2024
Boy George Has 'Ripped Off' Kylie Minogue's Tension Album Cover
You read that right. It's basically the same photo and we have got some words to say about it. Have you been keeping up with MAFS? We've fallen in love with the new groom, Stephen, and wanted to know if...
02.20.2024
We Reveal Taylor Swift's Secret Way Of Entering The Stage
Just in case you haven't gotten enough Taytay, we've got a lot more lined up for you! We are also absolutely hooked on MAFS and need to have a chat about all the psychic medium stuff that's been going on!...
02.19.2024
Big Change Coming To Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour
It's a true Taylor extravaganza today as Chrissie gives us her highlights from the concert and reveals a big change coming to The Eras Tour. And we bring back Kids Accurately Naming Things! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.16.2024
It's Taylor Swift Day Today!!!
We could not be more excited for today. Get ready for all things Taylor as we prepare for the best night of our lives watching Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour. We've even managed to get Jack excited to be...
02.15.2024
Swiftie's Are Getting Stitched Up On Airbnb
Our Queen has landed in our shores and we are absolutely dying to see her. However, it seems as though some people are getting the short end of the stick on Airbnb. Plus, we've got another round of Sweeping Statements...
02.14.2024
How Cringey Are Your Valentines Plans?
Happy Valentines everyone... I hope you're all in the Valentines spirit, because we definitely aren't. Let's see who can make us cringe the most with their special plans. Plus, some very exciting rumours are coming out about Beyonce's latest album....
02.13.2024
Ham And Cheese Sandwiches Are Being Banned At School!
We're so excited for today! Jessica Mauboy joins us and we chat all about a recent headline Jack saw about her. We also chat about Alicia Keys' performance at the Superbowl. Plus, in shocking news, ham and cheese sandwiches are...
02.09.2024
Are Airlines Going To Start Weighing Passengers?
And so marks the ends of another jam packed week of The Chrissie Swan Show. We find a shocking article that says airlines might start weighing passengers before they board! Plus, Chrissie has had enough of Jack and decides to...
02.08.2024
Apple Are Going To Start Making Flip Phones
It's a Thursday afternoon which means it's time for our favourite segment, Sweeping Statements! We also talk about that one time Chrissie had an acting gig on the show 'Offspring'. Plus, Apple seem to be making flip phones now? See...
02.07.2024
You Need To Try This Life-Changing Parenting Hack!
Today we're checking out celebrity homes and wishing we could afford them, talking about which appliances are sitting in the kitchen completely unused, and sharing some possibly life-changing parenting tips! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
02.06.2024
I Was Today Years Old When I...
Found out that tigers are not in fact female lions. What did you just figure out recently? Plus Chrissie brings in her new favourite snack into the office and it leaves Jack absolutely shook. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What's The Chrissie Swan Show about?

Download our free app to listen on your phone

The Chrissie Swan Show episodes:

Bianca Censori Goes Barefoot At Disneyland

Reacting To The Taylor Swift Album Leak

This UberEats Glitch Could Have You Receiving an Empty Box!

Is Having Only One Child Selfish?

What Do You Do As Soon As Your Partner's Away?

Songs That Make Gay People Scream!

Best of | Love On The Spectrum

Best of | Conspiracy Theories

Best of | What Taylor Swift Era Are You?

Best of | Was Billeting The Worst Thing Ever?

Best of | Are Chest Freezers Bogan?

Best of | All About Appliances

Best of | Were You A Personality Hire?

The CORRECT Way To Eat A Sandwich

Royal Family Member Named In Diddy Court Documents

Self Service Checkouts Are Changing The Way You Scan Items

A MAFS Fan Favourite Couple Has Left The Experiment!

They're Making A Sims Movie?

The Crazy Stuff You Can Buy At The Post Shop

What Won't You Learn?

Is Taylor Swift About To Release Her Rudest Album Yet?

The Craziest Product Reviews Ever

Khloe Kardashian's Epic Photoshop Fail

Retailer Forced To Take Down At-Home Tattoo Gun!

Have You Had An Adult Friend Breakup?

Our Top Kate Middleton Conspiracy Theories

Best of | 2024 So Far

Would You Obey These Rules On A Nude Cruise?

Are You In Your Cocoon Phase?

Gen Z Have Cancelled Eye Shadow

Is Our Queen Taylor Getting Sick On Tour?

Deciding Once And For All If Shoeys Are Disgusting Or Not

Did Taylor Swift's New Song Just Get Leaked?

What's The Worst Feeling In The World?

A Willy Wonka Experience So Bad The Police Got Called

The BEST Places To Hide Your Snacks

Jack Finally Gets A Psychic Reading

What Your Taylor Swift Era Says About You!

The Most Shocking Line Ever From MAFS

Boy George Has 'Ripped Off' Kylie Minogue's Tension Album Cover

We Reveal Taylor Swift's Secret Way Of Entering The Stage

Big Change Coming To Taylor Swift | The Eras Tour

It's Taylor Swift Day Today!!!

Swiftie's Are Getting Stitched Up On Airbnb

How Cringey Are Your Valentines Plans?

Ham And Cheese Sandwiches Are Being Banned At School!

Are Airlines Going To Start Weighing Passengers?

Apple Are Going To Start Making Flip Phones

You Need To Try This Life-Changing Parenting Hack!

I Was Today Years Old When I...