City Girls Make Do

City Girls Make Do episodes:

• 03.17.2021

  County Girls Make Do - Hot Girl Shit

  NOTE: This is the only episode of County Girls we'll be dropping to the old feed. Please subscribe to County Girls Make Do! RSS Apple Spotify Stitcher Pocket Casts Welcome to the OC bitch!!!!!!!!!! City Girls become County Girls as hosts Alex and Stephanie return in...

  
• 02.05.2021

  99 – Jerking Off to Muppets

  Here it is - the last episode of City Girls Make Do. But not to worry, in this episode we announce our very exciting plans for CGMD...2! Coming soon to a Noisespace near you! We also go through some Sex...

  
• 12.26.2020

  98 – Arrested for Horny

  Well, we made it. We finished Sex and the City 2, bringing us to the very end of the series. Once again we're joined by boyfriend of the show Matt to yell and agonize about the "plot," which managed to...

  
• 12.19.2020

  97 – Concussion of the Cervix

  We're back again, and about time too! And this time we're in the mood! The mood to question why Sex and the City 2 was ever fucking made, that is. Also we're FINALLY joined by Noisespace overlord, boyfriend of the...

  
• 10.26.2020

  96 – Isn't it Ironic, Don't You Stink?

  One movie down, one to go! This week we finish our first journey into the dubiously canon Sex and the City film franchise, and not much has improved since last week. This time we at least get to reflect on...

  
• 10.18.2020

  95 – I'm My Own Tyrion

  Welcome to the Sex and the City cinematic universe! It's movie time and uh. Oops! We had to split this in two. This week we're covering the first half of the first Sex and the City movie, which is actually...

  
• 10.12.2020

  94 – I Am Going to Create a Relationship That Is So Toxic,

  SERIES FINALE BAYBEEEE!!! We made it! Barring the movies, that is. This week we're covering Season 6 Episode 20, An American Girl in Paris (Part Deux). We finally get to learn how it all ends for Carrie and the gals,...

  
• 09.27.2020

  93 – It's Ass Eating Season!

  We're covering part one of the series finale this week: An American Girl in Paris (Part Une). And guess what, we're actually happy to see Big for the first time in our entire lives! Especially because he gets yelled at...

  
• 09.19.2020

  92 – Dangerously Close to the Forbidden Dog Word

  This week we cover an absolutely iconique episode of Sex and the City, season 6 episode 18: Splat! In the third-to-last episode of the series, Carrie faces the big decision of whether or not she should leave New York and...

  
• 08.23.2020

  91 – Jodie Foster's WAP

  This week we're on season 6 episode 17, The Cold War. Yes, they did think that was a clever episode title just because Carrie is dating a Russian and for really no other reason. Yes, we hate it. We also......

  
• 08.08.2020

  90 – Sam Undertale

  Well we're now at season 6 episode 16, Out of the Frying Pan, which means we're getting dangerously close to finishing all the episodes. Miranda's looking at a bigger place in gasp Brooklyn, Charlotte gets a new family member, and...

  
• 08.02.2020

  89 – Emotionally 5'4"

  It's hard to believe that they can make filler episodes this late into the series, but they sure did that with season 6 episode 15: Catch-38. At least, it was to us, because even if they're real conflicts they're extremely...

  
• 07.19.2020

  88 – McBeans on Toast

  Welcome to the shitty doodoo episode! This week we're discussing season 6 episode 14, The Ick Factor, and it's actually a pretty good episode of Sex and the City. We have a good mix of toilet humour and seriousness this...

  
• 07.12.2020

  87 – Google is Canon!

  We're into Part 2 of season 6 now, with episode 13: Let There Be Light. Everyone's kind of shitty at their worst and boring at their best this week, but we at least get to consider how Sex and the...

  
• 07.05.2020

  86 – Insane Clown Pussy

  We're back, and this week we're discussing season 6 episode 12, One. Like the Metallica song except as a tv show (sorry HBO) episode. This time Miranda is positively TWISTED. She's full joker mode, absolutely fucked up. Which ties in...

  
• 06.21.2020

  85 – Pussy Fingers... Pussy Vein

  We're on our 10th to last episode of the show now and Carrie and Samantha are realizing that they have Dennis Reynolds voice feelings. Big too, but only for roughly one scene of season 6 episode 11, The Domino Effect....

  
• 06.14.2020

  84 – Ketchup From a Skin Bottle

  Gamers! We're joined once again by the one and only val flightcub, who's here to teach us non-Americans what homecoming is. And also, to discuss season 6 episode 10 of Sex and the City: Boy Interrupted. It's kind of a...

  
• 05.31.2020

  83 – 1pac: All Eye On Me

  Once again we are joined by the wonderful Sara as we tackle season 6 episode 9 (nice) A Woman's Right to Shoes (really???). Samantha is posting on r/childfree while Miranda either has chicken pox or smallpox (those are the same...

  
• 05.25.2020

  82 – Irony Boning

  We’re back at it again and joined by special guest Noah, who’s here to help us break down some Jesse Pinkman/Steve comparisons! And also, to discuss season 6 episode 8 of Sex and the City, The Catch. Charlotte and Harry...

  
• 05.18.2020

  81 – The Boobie Doobie

  We’re back and joined once again by friend of the show Morg! They came on to talk with us about one of the most iconic episodes of Sex and the City to ever air: season 6 episode 7, The Post-It...

  
• 05.10.2020

  80 – My Own Private Idaho...2!

  What a great episode for us, personally, as people who hate Carrie/Berger and love Charlotte/Harry. Berger has pretty much peaked as pissbaby of the earth this week in season 6 episode 6: Hop, Skip, and a Week. Meanwhile, king Harry...

  
• 05.03.2020

  79 – Dick Against Denim

  You know that 30 Rock bit? Okay good. This week we watched season 6 episode 5, Lights, Camera, Relationship! Our usual storylines are still going… Miranda is pining over Steve, Charlotte is missing Harry, Samantha is horny for Smith, and...

  
• 04.26.2020

  78 – American Horror Story: Men Writing

  Oops we got a little riled and rambly on this one! The episode of the week was season 6 episode 4, Pick-a-Little, Talk-a-Little, AKA the episode that inspired He’s Just Not That Into You. It’s one of those weird ones...

  
• 04.19.2020

  77 – Please Mr Rabbi, Just a Crumb of Christmas

  Another week, another episode where Charlotte is the most valid character. This time we’re discussing season 6 episode 3, The Perfect Present. In this one, Carrie has some absolutely galaxy brain takes about what’s appropriate for her to do while...

  
• 04.12.2020

  76 – Have Two Mouths, Baby

  Bust out your kosher wine for this one! This week we’re discussing season 6 episode 2, Great Sexpectations. You know, like the Dickens (haha dick) book. It turns out that some people just aren’t eating any vegetables!! At least, the...

  
• 03.29.2020

  75 – AMBAB: Assigned Mob Boss At Birth

  Welcome to season 6 of Stonks and the City! This week’s episode is titled To Market, To Market, whatever the fuck that means. Turns out, the stock market makes bimbos of us all. In other news, three of our gals...

  
• 03.22.2020

  74 – Betty Draper Never Like... Blew Up The Vatican

  Apologies about our audio issues this week – Alex’s audio is lower quality for the first 30 minutes but then it goes back to normal. We made it to the season 5 finale, I Love A Charade! The gals are...

  
• 03.15.2020

  73 – I'm the Baddest Bitch On This Metropolitan Line

  In the penultimate episode of season 5, The Big Journey, we get the most seriously disturbing case of anti-train propaganda that has ever been aired on television (sorry, HBO). Carrie and Samantha are traveling by train to San Fransisco, and...

  
• 03.08.2020

  72 – Finally Some Good Fucking Man

  It’s time to bust out your Hitachi Magic Wand, because our best boy Harry is finally here! We’ve made it to season 5 episode 6, Critical Condition. This week is all about saying fuck it to the haters and not...

  
• 03.03.2020

  71 – Men Get Pegged

  Plus One Is the Loneliest Number… according to the title of season 5 episode 5. But really no one is that lonely this week, because Charlotte and Miranda are having their first post-marriage and post-baby fucks, Stanford has his boyfriend,...

  
• 02.23.2020

  70 – I Don't Know Shit and I Don't Get Stuff

  We’re back at it again at the Krispy Kreme (which we’re sponsored by) to judge books by their covers and talk about yeti dicks. And also to discuss season 5 episode 4, Cover Girl. While Carrie and Samantha work through...

  
• 02.16.2020

  69 – Custody For Alex's Pussy Ladder Match

  We made it to the funnie sex number!!!!!! And obviously for the occasion we HAD to have friend of the show, guest of the show, the wonderful Sara on. The episode is season 5 episode 3, Luck Be an Old...

  
• 02.09.2020

  68 – You're Born Cancelled and Then You Have to Jameela Jamil Back to Heaven

  Y’all ever heard of Catholics? Anyway, this week on CGMD we’re discussing season 5 episode 2, Unoriginal Sin. While Charlotte is manifesting, the rest of the gals are cynical and grumpy. Samantha is back with Richard (bluh) and giving him...

  
• 02.02.2020

  67 – No Big, No Aidan, Just Vibes

  Hello season 5! It’s a light one this week with really no significance to the overall plot of the show. We watched season 5 episode 1, Anchors Away, and were mostly just disappointed that the girls support the troops. Also,...

  
• 01.26.2020

  66 – All Horses are Preps

  Season 4 is over and Brady Brady is finally here! Plus, Big is gone (for now!)! The episode of the week is season 4 episode 18, I Heart NY, and we heart to see it. But on the two hand,...

  
• 01.20.2020

  65 – Twinkletto the Fashion Cat

  Our long anticipated return from holiday is finally here! One of us saw Cats (2019) and loved it, and the other one of us is having a stroke. Listen to find out who is who! This week we watched the...

  
• 12.17.2019

  64 – Miranda was Cersei

  This week we’re joined by friend of the show Morg to talk about season 4 episode 16, Ring a Ding Ding! This episode is all about money and gifts, and also about deciding who’s less valid between the person who...

  
• 12.09.2019

  63 – Bukkake Necklace

  Welcome to the Hans Gruber fanclub! Alan Rickman stans only! We get a bit derailed this week trying to talk about season 4 episode 15, Change of a Dress… but it’s fine. Season 4 is coming to an end and...

  
• 12.01.2019

  62 – Country Anime Boys Make Do

  The gays are at it again this week! But between gay clubs, gay porn, and Stanford constantly appearing out of nowhere as Carrie’s guardian angel, there’s still plenty of room for the Straights to be on their bullshit in season...

  
• 11.17.2019

  61 – Chekhov's Cardboard Cutout of a Baby

  Gamers………….. the moment we’ve been waiting over 60 episodes for is finally here. Kyle MacLachlan shows us his second funniest prank, and we hate to see it. For the occasion, we brought in Kyle MacLachlan lover and good friend of...

  
• 11.10.2019

  60 – Good to Goo

  Your favourite Twilight vampires are back and we absolutely hate Trey this week (sorry Kyle). We’re on season 4 episode 12, Just Say Yes, where Carrie has to deal with Aidan loving her despite how much she sucks. Meanwhile Steve...

  
• 11.03.2019

  59 – Can You Poach My Eggs?

  It’s Charlie’s Angels week on CGMD, partly because Lucy Liu is in the episode, but more importantly because we’re joined again by the lovely guest of Summer! We discuss season 4 episode 11, Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda. And folks? It’s possibly...

  
• 10.27.2019

  58 – Big Spine Energy

  Balls…………………………………. are the topic of the week, apparently. Which you might be able to guess from the title of season 4 episode 10, The Belles of the Balls. We ponder some deep ball philosphy and also determine that there’s literally...

  
• 10.22.2019

  57 – Butthole Science

  We’re back! And amazing friend of the show Su is here again! They joined us this week to plow through season 4 episode 9, Sex and the Country. It’s a good episode for people who love to milk cows and...

  
• 09.29.2019

  56 – Real Housewives of No Fap

  CW for parental death in this one (throughout most of the episode) A bit of a heavy one this week with season 4 episode 8, My Motherboard, My Self. Miranda suffers the loss of her mother, and on an equally(?)...

  
• 09.22.2019

  55 – You Are Not Immune to Pube-aganda

  Welcome to the pube episode of City Girls! If you’ve ever wanted ideas for what to shave into your bush, we’ve got ya covered. But we also have other stuff to yell about — this week we’re discussing season 4...

  
• 09.15.2019

  54 – Peeing Five Urinals Apart Because You’re Not Gay

  We’re joined again by podcasting genius val flightcub! They’re here to help us deconstruct the challenging topics of baby talk and eating ass. The episode of the week is season 4 episode 6, Baby Talk is Cheap, and thank god...

  
• 09.08.2019

  53 – The Sex Files

  Aaaaa!! There’s a ghost in our podcast! This week we’re tackling season 4 episode 5, Ghost Town. Steve’s back and mostly tolerable, Aidan is also back, and we’re upset that Sex and the City didn’t to go full on paranormal....

  
• 09.01.2019

  52 – Pussy Spelunking

  Brace yourselves… we’re joined again by special guest Sara and we get a LITTLE rowdy. We take another trip to Casa de Lesbo this week in season 4 episode 4, What’s Sex Got to Do With It?, where we learn...

  
• 08.25.2019

  51 – Miranda's Boyfriend is Pokémon GOing to Die

  After a week off we’re back to talk about season 4 episode 3, Defining Moments. The men of the show are entirely on their bullshit, especially Big (who’s never been so insufferable). And Miranda’s war criminal boyfriend is literally shitting!...