Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast

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Weekly Jaime Lannister and Brienne of Tarth fan podcast discussing Game of Thrones and A Song of Ice and Fire. Close the Door and Come Here.

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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast episodes:

04.16.2024
526: ASoS Jon XI
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Stannis is looking for his Davos in Jon while Melisandre is here to save Stannis from his middle child woes, but would a hot woman choose to smell like blood and smoke? Stannis offers Jon...
04.09.2024
525: ASoS Samwell IV
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam is back at the Wall where George knows nothing about breastfeeding and they're convening the equivalent of the papal conclave to elect a lord commander. We consider questions such as: is life with Craster...
04.01.2024
524: ASoS Arya XIII
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It wouldn't be ASoIaF if someone wasn't dumping boiled wine on someone, but we're at the end of Arya's Storm journey and what a sad little journey it's been. Game of Thrones. A Song of...
03.26.2024
523: ASoS Jon X
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon is set up for failure by those two lovable scamps: Janos and Alliser when he's sent to meet with Mance. We still like Book Tormund, but we have real questions about George's sense of...
03.19.2024
522: ASoS Jaime IX (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. No more heavy leanings! Cersei tries to blow Jaime right out of the Kingsguard, but he's too busy rehearsing his big speech to Brienne. Jaime and Brienne act like awkward teenagers, and then Jaime acts...
03.12.2024
521: ASoS Daenerys VI
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's conquered yet another city state, but it's very much two steps forward, three steps back for her as she deals with the fallout and Jorah's crappy YouTube apology. Hell has frozen over and we...
03.05.2024
520: ASoS Tyrion X (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Is Tywin a dad of his word? We’re not so sure. We are pretty sure he’s being poisoned, though. Tyrion’s putting all his faith in the Red Viper, and we wonder why Tywin didn’t see...
02.27.2024
519: ASoS Jon IX
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon and what's left at the Night's Watch are tired and so are we. We're not quite sure what the Turtle is, but our heroes are throwing stuff at the wall to see what sticks...
02.20.2024
518: ASoS Sansa VI (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time to get your PEEEETYR on, as Littlefinger moves from his Tiny House in the Fingers to a deluxe apartment in the sky. Will Sansa move from pawn to player? Could GRRM possibly have...
02.13.2024
517: ASoS Jaime VIII (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s time for King’s Landing Cribs Edition, where the magic doesn’t happen. Are you a gasoline kinda gal or do you prefer manure? All we know is we’re not into the smell of rotting flesh....
02.06.2024
516: ASoS Tyrion IX (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's the trial of the young century and with Cersei McBeal in charge, things don't look good for Tyrion. We get another sweet, fleeting taste of the sexy Oberyn Martell, but inquiring minds want to...
01.30.2024
515: ASoS Arya XII
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Join us as Arya takes a tour through every stage of grief and evidences some abandonment issues and we realize this episode should be sponsored by a therapy service. Tyrion's buddies are thriving and we...
01.23.2024
514: ASoS Jon VIII
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things are bleak at the Wall, but Donal Noye, total badass that he is, and Jon are on it even if he is only 16. If we were looking at the HR roster for the...
01.16.2024
513: ASoS Davos VI
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos may not have all his fingertips, but he's sure got balls. Robert's kids are awesome and we'll definitely miss the Davos/Stannis/Melisandre not-so-fun-times chapters. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm...
01.09.2024
512: ASoS Jaime VII (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime’s homecoming sucks. Cersei gives, but we must ask. Sure Jaime’s a deadbeat dad, but Joff really was a dick. And Jaime might be good at bluffing, but Tywin always wins the staring contests. A...
01.02.2024
511: ASoS Sansa V (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sansa turns from porcelain, to ivory, to steel, but finds herself fleeing from one terrible situation to another. Littlefinger's plots make almost as much sense as his ways of wooing women. We mourn the lack...
12.26.2023
510: ASoS Tyrion VIII (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s a nice day for a Purple Wedding. Olenna’s giving Sansa some serial killer hairnet realness. Joffrey stars in his first and last “I’m on a horse!” Old Spice commercial. GRRM might be the original...
12.19.2023
509: ASoS Sansa IV (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's time for Joffrey's wedding breakfast, but where are the Bloody Marys and cheesy hashbrowns, George? Who needs fantasy football when you can have fantasy Kingsguards? Did Robert have a subscription to Melees Monthly? Tyrion...
12.12.2023
508: ASoS Tyrion VII (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Turns out not everyone is that into dragon sex dungeons. If you need staff who can keep their mouth shut, Brella's your girl. Tyrion talks himself out of loving a whore. Again. Like Shae we...
12.05.2023
507: ASoS Daenerys V
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's crew is at their peak as they take on Meereen and each other's treachery. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords - Daenerys V. Close The Door And Come...
11.28.2023
506: ASoS Bran IV
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. This chapter's got lore galore, a POV character meet-up, Meera being awesome and the plot moving forward. More of this, please! Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords -...
11.21.2023
505: ASoS Jon VII
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We all love what George does with his Dicks. Is Mance the first person in a thousand years to think about attacking Castle Black from the rear? Could Jon and Ygritte have had it all?...
11.14.2023
504: ASoS Davos V
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos is the guy we all want on our small council, especially in the chapter where he's the only one in the room trying to talk his king out of sacrificing a kid. Is it...
11.07.2023
503: ASoS Tyrion VI (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Joffrey doesn’t know when to just take a win, but Tyrion knows when to pull out the Michael Jackson popcorn gif. Cersei had one job! We decide we prefer a Benadryl timeout. And we learn...
10.31.2023
502: ASoS Arya XI
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. The short, bleak, unhappy chapter in which everything hurts and we torture ourselves wondering if it could have ended any better. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords -...
10.24.2023
501: ASoS Catelyn VII (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Lord Walder Frey and The Chinless Collective cordially invite you to the Red Wedding (the red is for love!). The music is crap (you try playing the lute while sitting on a crossbow) and the...
10.17.2023
500: ASoS Arya X
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Settle in for Walder Frey's totally not ominous disjointed musicians. Sandor fools old tourney foes while Arya looks for friendly banners. Which POV are we missing at the Red Wedding? Roose? Edmure? Robb? George likes...
10.10.2023
499: ASoS Catelyn VI (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s still raining. We’re not sure how Walder Frey keeps finding wives, but we’re glad he never met Selwyn Tarth. Cat’s got bread, salt, and hip size on the brain. Roose may be an immortal...
10.03.2023
498: ASoS Jon VI
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon makes his way back to Castle Black passing through Molestown and its one-room brothel. Is Maester Aemon Daredevil or is the First Aid setup at the Wall deficient? Game of Thrones. A Song of...
09.26.2023
497: ASoS Arya IX
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya and Sandor are on their own little road trip. Sandor is the third-grade teacher you know better than to mess around with. He has Arya's number and is prepared to wrap her up like...
09.19.2023
496: ASoS Samwell III
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam's chapters continue to be just an exquisite horror story, so, of course, we feel especially bad for the animals. Speaking of animals, what's up with those ravens? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice...
09.12.2023
495: ASoS Catelyn V (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It’s still raining. The party of the damned is on their last road trip and everything hurts. Catelyn wants Robb to name Ser Random from the Vale as his heir, but he’s not having any...
09.05.2023
494: ASoS Jaime VI (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We have gathered here together to pray at the Church of Holy Weirwood Dreams. Ctrl F or GTFO. In one of ASoIaF's most epic chapters we've got bears, maidens, Bloodraven and some of the most...
08.29.2023
493: ASoS Arya VIII
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Before we sadly say goodbye to the "good" BwB, Arya gets some hot gossip about her dad and Gendry gets a little green when it comes to Ned Dayne. Game of Thrones. A Song of...
08.22.2023
492: ASoS Daenerys IV
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Dany's in Yunkai, but none of us know why. Daario needs Coco Chanel's sartorial advice and we are so questioning Dany's taste in men. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm...
08.15.2023
491: ASoS Jon V
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jon and Ygritte get deep (get your mind out of the gutter) and break our hearts. Summer is the best boy, but was Bran pulling the paws? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and...
08.08.2023
490: ASoS Bran III
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We love the world building, but not so much the mind r*pe. Does Jojen have really good vision, or really good "vision"? Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords...
08.01.2023
489: ASoS Arya VII
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Are we crazy, or was the Hound trying to join the BwB? Beric continues to be awesome. Arya loses another friend. And GRRM's writing is seriously rocking. Game of Thrones. A Song of Ice and...
07.25.2023
488: ASoS Tyrion V (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. How many podcasters does it take to pronounce Jalabhar Xho correctly? Come for the Dornish jokes, but stay for the introduction of Oberyn Martell, who lives up to the hype, somehow. Is Oberyn too sexy...
07.18.2023
487: ASoS Jaime V (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Jaime Lannister defense squad reporting for duty! Jaime's half a god and half of corpse, but there's nothing wrong with his eyesight where naked Brienne is concerned. It's time to share some secrets in the...
07.11.2023
486: ASoS Davos IV
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Davos is out of prison. Did Stannis even know he was in there??? Stannis is drained...in so many ways. Davos becomes Hand and offers Stannis his tongue—more on that at eleven. Kill Bill sirens go...
07.04.2023
485: ASoS Catelyn IV (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Hoster’s dead, y’all. Tully funerals are kind of like ours except no one is bringing the equivalent of a three-bean salad. Edmure looses his shaft, but can’t finish. And Lame Lothar...
06.27.2023
484: ASoS Arya VI
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Take a trip down the zombie cave where Arya's prayers almost get answered when Sandor faces trial by combat. We don’t want to be Sandor apologists but, ok, he didn't kill all those people. Is...
06.20.2023
483: ASoS Samwell II
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Sam’s living in a Craster powder keg, but somehow Grenn is shirtless so it’s not all bad news. Sam's imposter syndrome gets the better of him again, but he’s not the only one who doesn’t...
06.13.2023
482: ASoS Tyrion IV (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Tyrion wants Sansa (gross). Symon Silver Tongue just wants to be a star. We just want to share our newest conspiracy theory. Also..remember back in 2015 when GRRM thought he was done with Winds? Good...
06.06.2023
481: ASoS Jaime IV (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Things get hella dark. Brienne is Jaime's binky. These two fools know how to save each other and it kind of breaks our hearts. A Song of Ice and Fire. A Storm of Swords Jaime...
05.30.2023
480: ASoS Jon IV
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. In a chapter that could have been an email, The Wall fights back. We wonder who really has the Horn of Joramun, but more importantly, does anyone have any Jarlsberg cheese? Finally, we think we...
05.23.2023
479: ASoS Arya V
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. We discuss the parallels between Arya/Gendry and Jaime/Brienne. GRRM may have read Anne of Green Gables, but he needs to lay off some of the more ludicrous male fantasies. Game of Thrones. A Song of...
05.16.2023
478: ASoS Sansa III (repost)
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Welcome to only the third worst wedding in ASoS! Misery loves company - and so does Cersei. Sansa still wants Willas, the puppies, and the barge. We just want GRRM to get his timelines straight...
05.09.2023
477: ASoS Daenerys III
Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. It's Dany's finest hour, and even Chicky and Comma are stans? She may have crossed the Trident, but who's thinking about the poor guys who have to move Dany's loot back and forth? And guys,...

What's Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast about?

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Close the Door: Game of Thrones, A Song of Ice and Fire Podcast episodes:

526: ASoS Jon XI

525: ASoS Samwell IV

524: ASoS Arya XIII

523: ASoS Jon X

522: ASoS Jaime IX (repost)

521: ASoS Daenerys VI

520: ASoS Tyrion X (repost)

519: ASoS Jon IX

518: ASoS Sansa VI (repost)

517: ASoS Jaime VIII (repost)

516: ASoS Tyrion IX (repost)

515: ASoS Arya XII

514: ASoS Jon VIII

513: ASoS Davos VI

512: ASoS Jaime VII (repost)

511: ASoS Sansa V (repost)

510: ASoS Tyrion VIII (repost)

509: ASoS Sansa IV (repost)

508: ASoS Tyrion VII (repost)

507: ASoS Daenerys V

506: ASoS Bran IV

505: ASoS Jon VII

504: ASoS Davos V

503: ASoS Tyrion VI (repost)

502: ASoS Arya XI

501: ASoS Catelyn VII (repost)

500: ASoS Arya X

499: ASoS Catelyn VI (repost)

498: ASoS Jon VI

497: ASoS Arya IX

496: ASoS Samwell III

495: ASoS Catelyn V (repost)

494: ASoS Jaime VI (repost)

493: ASoS Arya VIII

492: ASoS Daenerys IV

491: ASoS Jon V

490: ASoS Bran III

489: ASoS Arya VII

488: ASoS Tyrion V (repost)

487: ASoS Jaime V (repost)

486: ASoS Davos IV

485: ASoS Catelyn IV (repost)

484: ASoS Arya VI

483: ASoS Samwell II

482: ASoS Tyrion IV (repost)

481: ASoS Jaime IV (repost)

480: ASoS Jon IV

479: ASoS Arya V

478: ASoS Sansa III (repost)

477: ASoS Daenerys III