Meet our first women guests—Sam Hoelscher (Public Accounting, senior) and Izzy Dugal (Business Communications, senior)—and yes, they brought the vibes. From the Wellness kitchen to the wooded campus trail (groundhogs, turkeys… maybe Bigfoot?!), these Den Dwellers dish on campus life, hot takes, and hotter dogs.

Highlights you’ll love:

• Roll With It: Accents devolve into close-talking, hunting becomes “save the animals,” and Izzy professes love for glizzies while Sam time-stamps her most recent hot dog.
• Behind the Curtain: If they could meet anyone? MJ and Steph. No hoops allowed—so it’s golf and grub only. Plus, two heartfelt shout-outs to the moms and dads who made them who they are.
• Rapid Fire: Turkey vs. cheeseburger, “do your homework” vs. “stay out of trouble,” sardines vs. alligator (yes, eaten), and the great ketchup-only debate.
• Showtime: NBA team showdown gets… spicy. (City + team name, people!)
• Trivia: Email [email protected]
  — How many players are on the 2025–26 Cleary Women’s Basketball roster? First correct answer wins a Jimmy John’s gift card.

Plus: Homecoming, Oct 11 — hockey, men’s & women’s soccer, rock wall, Velcro wall, axe throwing, and a mechanical bull. New “Roll Cougs” tees featuring the bus drop that day.

Hit play for laughs, heart, and a dash of chaos. Then tell a friend and Roll Cougs!