Count the Dings (Official)

By Count The Dings

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What's Count the Dings (Official) about?

Mondays & Wednesdays: The OG Pod featuring Tom Haberstroh, Amin Elhassan, Travonne Edwards, Zach Harper & Wosny Lambre

Fridays: The Friday Mailbag. All shows produced by Anthony Mayes. Plus Pack Your Knives and Cinephobe all in one feed.

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Count the Dings (Official) episodes:

04.18.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 221: Sudden Death - Part 1 (with Roy Bellamy)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the dad who stepped up, Roy Bellamy, after scoring tickets to the seventh game of the Stanley Cup Finals in Pittsburgh. The only thing that can stop these puckheads from having the best day...
04.17.2024
OG Pod - Wondering Wos
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Jontay Porter is banned from the NBA, with Adam Silver using him to send a message. But more importantly, what does his brother Curious Mike think about the...
04.15.2024
OG Pod - Father Time Strikes Back
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Tom has completed his inaugural season with the Portland Trailblazers, and it's given him a newfound respect for the prep work required to commentate NBA games. They Playoffs have arrived! The seeding is set!...
04.15.2024
PYK - S21 Ep 4: The Wright Way
For all Tom and Kevin know, Wisconsin native Frank Lloyd Wright’s career might have been fueled by Pop-Tarts and Spaghetti O’s. But some of the architectural luminary’s best work can be found just a couple of blocks from where the Top...
04.15.2024
CINEPHOBE - Top 5 One Phile Movies
Zach, Amin and Mayes are challenged to compile a list of movies that they neither picked nor philed, but that one of the other two championed. To no one's surprise, Zach is leading the league in this category and has the...
04.12.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Booze Hounds
Zach, Eden, Mo & Mayes Eden wants to watch a Cinephobe recording for Science and Mayes think it's a bad idea. The gang goes 'back in my day' and gets Remy Niscent about the cheap, disgusting booze they used to partake in. When...
04.11.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 220: The Scout
Zach, Amin and Mayes are throwing over a hundred miles per hour and headed straight to the majors! So long as they get a letter certifying their mental health. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it out here: https://bit.ly/CTDMERCH Join the Count...
04.10.2024
OG Pod - Alley-Oopsie
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. The crew offers a brief recap of the Toronto live show activities, including Wos' provocative comments and Jerv's insistence on not being washed. The Timberwolves and Nuggets clash tonight...
04.08.2024
OG Pod - Pros and UConns
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! From the McDonalds All American Game to the SoHo House in Toronto, Tray has been traveling almost non stop and takes us behind the scenes of the planning that went into handing fries...
04.05.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Corner Store From Hell
Eden, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Beep Count The saga of the worst corner store on the face of the earth has come to a close, so Mayes opens up the archives to share a news report and music video chronicling some...
04.04.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 219: Fool's Paradise
Zach, Amin and Mayes get put on the first bus downtown and end up starring in a major Hollywood picture. They bond with their costar, seduce the leading lady, get pitched on a major IP franchise by a scenester director and...
04.04.2024
PYK - S21 Ep 3: Take It Cheesy
Tom & Kevin aren’t huge fans of hidden doors or cheese croquettes, but they love getting to the bottom of a good mystery -- like who’s to blame over the slippery floor this week in the Top Chef kitchen. This week’s...
04.04.2024
OG Pod - Roody-Poo Workouts
Wosny Lambre is out with a DNP so it's Zamin ElHarper coming to you on this fine Wembsday. Lavar Ball is Big Baller Back and we missed him so damn much. Was the world a better place when Lavar was constantly...
04.01.2024
CINEPHOBE - Top 5 Worst Spouses
In what turned out to be the longest and most bountiful CT5 to date, Zach Amin and Mayes select the worst husbands, wives, significant others and partners that have laid waste to a myriad of relationships in Cinephobe movies. BRAND NEW...
03.29.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Smokey is Smokin Hot
Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Zach has taken his relationship with Meta AI's chimp art generation to the next level What's your favorite brand of seltzer and flavor? How is Jon Taffer taking over the seltzer space? What outfit would you...
03.29.2024
PYK - Season 21 Draft
It’s a Pack Your Knives’ tradition like no other: The annual Top Chef fantasy draft. Team Tom has deployed its scouting and data analytics departments to scour the field of cheftestants for the sure bets and hidden gems. Since Kevin got a...
03.28.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 218: Judgment Night - Part 2 (with Chef Reactions)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by the great Chef Reactions to run through the sewer, cover all the entrances, taunt the security guards and confront their fears in the form of Denis Leary. BRAND NEW CINEPHOBE MERCH - Check it...
03.28.2024
PYK - S21 Ep 2: Living the High Life
Brew City wastes no time throwing its first beer-focused challenge at the Season 21 field. Nobody seems excited about cooking with hops in the Quickfire challenge, but the chefs who go sweet win favor with guest judge, Top Chef champion, and...
03.28.2024
OG Pod - Unpredictable & Soft
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Did Diddy do it or didn't he? Wos guides us through the latest turbulence with Sean 'Puffy' Combs and we discuss Young Thug's incarceration, Meek Mill protesting too...
03.25.2024
OG Pod - Under 30 for 30
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! The Warriors are in danger of falling out of the play-in due to the surging Rockets, and the freshly extended Steve Kerr is on the hot seat for not playing Stephen Curry enough. Also,...
03.22.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Silver Foxes
Eden, Zach, Katie & Mayes with Anton Ham & Clay Manges Zach is still obsessed with having AI render chimpanzee art. Eden's flight rant: Why aren't there more direct flights from New York to Vegas?? Would you eat a bad meal your significant...
03.21.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 218: Judgment Night - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are piling into a fully loaded RV, chugging some brewskis and headed to the big fight! Unfortunately, they get caught in traffic, and take a shortcut that will change their lives forever. Join the Count The Dings...
03.21.2024
PYK - S21 Ep 1: Chef's Test
The Kristen Kish Era of Top Chef has arrived! Top Chef Season 21 is here, and Tom and Kevin like the new look. This 'inverted' premiere episode has immunity up for grabs in the Elimination Challenge at the beginning, while a...
03.20.2024
OG Pod - Mindgames
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. We're halfway through the week, but still not even close to done talking about Amin's follow through and subsequent Spin Alley campaign of excuses. JJ Redick and LeBron James...
03.18.2024
OG Pod - Burying The Lede
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Coach Tray's competitive fire has been awakened as he describes his team's thrilling game that came down to the wire in the Nike Homecourt Classic. Wilson Chandler calls the experience 'The Closest Thing to...
03.18.2024
PYK - Season 21 Preview
Pack Your Knives is back. And better than ever. On the Season 21 preview, we discuss the new host, new rules and bring in PYK’s Wisconsin correspondent and Milwaukee-native C.J. Krawczyk to give the scouting report on the host city. Tom and...
03.18.2024
CINEPHOBE - Top 5 Memo Morenos
In Episode 211: Driven, we declared that Gina Gershon’s new husband Memo Moreno was so charming and handsome, you could understand why Sly Stallone would be cool with Memo, who was also a rival racer, getting involved with his ex-wife. And...
03.16.2024
PYK - Season 21 Teaser
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03.15.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Queer Eye for the Podcast Guy
Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie, Mayes & Anton Ham We have found Eden's new career: Redesigning podcaster backgrounds to make them more aesthetically pleasing. Zach hasn't RSVP'd to Mo's wedding, which launches a thorough wedding discussion Mayes had a Stefon level experience last...
03.14.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 217: Balls of Fury
Zach, Amin and Mayes overcome childhood trauma and decades of working the lunch buffet in Reno to infiltrate the world's most exclusive and dangerous Ping Pong tournament and avenge their father's death. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons,...
03.13.2024
OG Pod - Lie-Siah Thomas
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are blessed by the floater, Amin Elhassan, dropping in. Aaron Rodgers is on RFK Jr's short list to be his running mate, followed by Connor Roy, Jesse Ventura and the rest of the Predator call sheet. Well...
03.11.2024
OG Pod - Why You Gotta Be So Rudy?
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Rudy Gobert, 4 years after serving as the canary in the coal mine of coronavirus, continues his costly crusade against NBA referees. He's directly responsible for a T-Wolves loss to the Cavaliers and...
03.08.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Shock Your Tits Off
Eden, Zach, Katie, Mo & Mayes Zach wants to program a movie channel and we read some Amin texts live from the Bayou. When is it too early to eat lunch food? What should be the cutoff for breakfast? Paul Boehl has a...
03.07.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 216: Hurricane Smith
Zach, Amin and Mayes are a couple of hard working Texans headed to Surfer's Paradise down under to look for their missing sister, where they learn about septics, two ups and proper little bobby dazzlers. Join the Count The Dings Patreon...
03.07.2024
OG Pod - Stop Hoopin!
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are back with your Wembsday dose of Zosny. Wos aka Big Tex aka The Haitian Howdy has returned from his wedding weekend in Austin, TX to describe his experience at the honky tonk. What to make of...
03.04.2024
OG Pod - Exceeding Expectations
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! Courtside Tray continues his residency at The Mecca with two visits last week. 39 year old LeBron declares that he has nothing to say to 18 year old LeBron and that everyone wanted to...
03.04.2024
CINEPHOBE - Top 5 Opening Scenes
It's not how you finish, it's how you start, so Zach, Amin and Mayes choose their favorite beginnings to Cinephobe movies. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, Extended Cold Opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is...
03.01.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Basket Case
Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Realtor Marketing, Creating a Murder House and Love is Blind You can only choose one: Potatoes
02.29.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 215: The Commuter
Zach, Amin and Mayes are asked to do one little thing. Something they are uniquely qualified to do. Something meaningless to them, but that could profoundly affect an individual listening to this podcast. Will they do it? Join the Count The...
02.29.2024
OG Pod - You Gotta Be Selfish!
Zach Harper and Wosny Lambre are blessed by the floater, Amin Elhassan, dropping in. Zach introduces the guys to Love Is Blind, the sensation sweeping the Netflix Nation, and we mourn the loss of the great Richard Lewis. Monty Williams took aim...
02.26.2024
OG Pod - Fightin' Words
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are coming home! It's been a testy time in the NBA, and we run through all the fights and fracases that broke out in the last week: Charlotte took exception to the Warriors taking a layup and...
02.23.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Cage Match
Eden, Zach, Emily, Mayes, Katie & Anton Ham The etiquette of getting coffee for your office and why you shouldn't do it anywhere near Zach. Prime Follow Up: What is Amazon suggesting Mayes should buy? It's Reverse Lent! What are you binging for...
02.22.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 2 (with Anthony C. Hall)
Zach, Amin and Mayes are joined by Tony the point shaver himself to talk about how he got cast in Blue Chips, working for William Friedkin, observing Nick Nolte picking Bobby Knight's brain and so much more. Join the Count The...
02.21.2024
OG Pod - Fraud Alert
The Zosny pod is super sized after the All Star Break! Zach Harper & Wosny Lambre are joined by Amin Elhassan & Tom Haberstroh to run down some of the most fraudulent moments in recent NBA past: Lebron didn’t know about the...
02.19.2024
CINEPHOBE - Top 5 All The Makings
Zach, Amin and Mayes gather all the essential ingredients that coalesce into a classic Cinephobe experience. The texture, the flavor, the color, the consistency... It’s definitely a Cinephobe movie. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold...
02.17.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property
Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Mayes recounts a memorable people watching experience at a comedy show last night. Eden seeks council about how to deal with friends who are plan-extenders and how to properly excuse yourself from a social setting. Zach...
02.15.2024
CINEPHOBE - Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 1
Zach, Amin and Mayes are recruiting the best podcasters in the country to Cinephobe University. Join the Count The Dings Patreon for exclusive Rewatchingtons, Ad-Free Episodes, extended cold opens and more at www.patreon.com/CountTheDings Cinephobe is now on Youtube! Subscribe and check...
02.15.2024
OG Pod - Gordie to the Prairie
Zach Harper turns to noted Jets aficionado Wosny Lambre for guidance on how to be a depressed football fan following a crushing Super Bowl Loss. The Warriors tried to trade for LeBron James before the Trade Deadline?? And don't forget about...
02.12.2024
OG Pod - Mahomes Magic
Tom Haberstroh and Travonne Edwards are Coming Home! Mayes is depressed about the 49ers losing another Super Bowl. Everyone has been comparing Patrick Mahomes to Michael Jordan, but what NBA player has an identical resume? We discuss the Usher halftime show and Swizz...
02.09.2024
The Friday Mailbag - Chip Butty
Eden, Zach, Emily, Mo, Katie & Mayes Missing laundry items and Zach's flooded apartment. A sudden development at Karma, and no we're not talking about the brunch menu. Teslas see ghosts in cemetaries and Eden's review of the Apple Vision Pro. Sandwich talk! Including...

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Count the Dings (Official) episodes:

CINEPHOBE - Ep 221: Sudden Death - Part 1 (with Roy Bellamy)

OG Pod - Wondering Wos

OG Pod - Father Time Strikes Back

PYK - S21 Ep 4: The Wright Way

CINEPHOBE - Top 5 One Phile Movies

The Friday Mailbag - Booze Hounds

CINEPHOBE - Ep 220: The Scout

OG Pod - Alley-Oopsie

OG Pod - Pros and UConns

The Friday Mailbag - Corner Store From Hell

CINEPHOBE - Ep 219: Fool's Paradise

PYK - S21 Ep 3: Take It Cheesy

OG Pod - Roody-Poo Workouts

CINEPHOBE - Top 5 Worst Spouses

The Friday Mailbag - Smokey is Smokin Hot

PYK - Season 21 Draft

CINEPHOBE - Ep 218: Judgment Night - Part 2 (with Chef Reactions)

PYK - S21 Ep 2: Living the High Life

OG Pod - Unpredictable & Soft

OG Pod - Under 30 for 30

The Friday Mailbag - Silver Foxes

CINEPHOBE - Ep 218: Judgment Night - Part 1

PYK - S21 Ep 1: Chef's Test

OG Pod - Mindgames

OG Pod - Burying The Lede

PYK - Season 21 Preview

CINEPHOBE - Top 5 Memo Morenos

PYK - Season 21 Teaser

The Friday Mailbag - Queer Eye for the Podcast Guy

CINEPHOBE - Ep 217: Balls of Fury

OG Pod - Lie-Siah Thomas

OG Pod - Why You Gotta Be So Rudy?

The Friday Mailbag - Shock Your Tits Off

CINEPHOBE - Ep 216: Hurricane Smith

OG Pod - Stop Hoopin!

OG Pod - Exceeding Expectations

CINEPHOBE - Top 5 Opening Scenes

The Friday Mailbag - Basket Case

CINEPHOBE - Ep 215: The Commuter

OG Pod - You Gotta Be Selfish!

OG Pod - Fightin' Words

The Friday Mailbag - Cage Match

CINEPHOBE - Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 2 (with Anthony C. Hall)

OG Pod - Fraud Alert

CINEPHOBE - Top 5 All The Makings

The Friday Mailbag - Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property

CINEPHOBE - Ep 214: Blue Chips - Part 1

OG Pod - Gordie to the Prairie

OG Pod - Mahomes Magic

The Friday Mailbag - Chip Butty