Topics: Roller derby, two weeks, youth culture, flat versus bank, Whip It, Austin in 2001, the power of gravity, Dirty Terry, fitting things to the initials, fresh-meat skaters, staying calm, burlesque, jams, Miss Evil, baby steps, Bambi, professional amateurs, jammers, simultaneous offense and defense, self sustaining, street teams, nonprofits, iconic venues, storytime, libraries, secret clubs, being in charge of everything, derby brats, always being ready to crush, and the things we do for love.