By Creek of the Week: Dawson Schitt's
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There is no way Dawson is not just surrounding Jen in a cloud of urine right now. We are back in Capeside for a week and let me tell you: It feels good. This week we had just enough time...
Long time no… type episode description to. So ya boys are back to drop a hot COTW track on the internet, but not without ulterior motives. We are finally announcing our new podcast project, and we thought the...
It occurred to me too late that we should post a pic of ourselves for the last ep, so instead here are two slightly less attractive and less charismatic white guys. Seven years ago we decided to abandon our music...
Papa Emoiratus Oh wow, my last Schitt’s Creek episode description. I don’t even know how to begin. You all know the jist of the episode: David gets married and then the whole gang separates off to live their new successful...
I gotta be honest, I saw this picture and the first thing that came to mind was: I bet Dan Levy (and for that matter David Rose) smells great. Just the perfect fragrance for any situation. It’s not a...
Say goodnight, not goodbye, Moira. Soon we may part, but we will always have Spotify (at least as long as we keep paying for hosting). So, Schitt’s Creek is finally getting around to wrapping Schitt up, which means we have...
Thinking about picking up a couple of these for in-person recordings. Hey there, kittens! Only a few creeks left for you to dip your toes into, but thankfully this one is a good one. It’s bachelor party time before...
I’m not going to lie, I only picked this screenshot because I’m friggin’ starving, you got any wedding sample platters back there? As the sun rises on a new baby podcast, springing forth fully formed from the heads of it’s hosts,...
The box. You opened it. We came. Now you must come with us, taste our pleasures. What a week we have in store for you my little Schittobites. After our usual beginning-of-show-BS we hop in and watch Alexis make some...
Farewell suite, beautiful baby boy. You will be missed. It’s another fine week for another fine creek. This one has some laughs and some tears as we bid farewell to sexvet Ted. He’s off to artificially inseminate turtles...
[Don’t forget to insert a funny caption here before you click “publish” If you’re reading this I forgot, or is this all just a bit? You’ll never know and I’ll never tell] Cults are fun, this week most of the...
Some screen grabs are just for MTSG, and that’s OK. Wow folks, 300 episodes. I think we have about 7 more in us then it’s time to bounce. But don’t let the impending demise of your fifth favorite podcast...
The Rose’s visit creekoftheweek.com and count the number of remaining episodes with a look of concern. Put on your best skinny jeans and roll out the merlot rug, it’s time for the premiere of The Crowening, and all the heavy hitters...
Moira sporting headwear from the King Buzzo Collection. Magnificent. It’s Schitt time again folks, and this week’s is a hoot. Moira is very excited about the release of a trailer for her upcoming feature Crows 3: The Crowening, however...
Your reaction when you saw that COTW was late this week. Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to Creek of the Week Inc. Come on in and have a seat. Looking over your resume I...
Patrick showing off his new Dune stillsuit PJs. TOPICAL CAPTION! Ya ever pee the bed as an adult? Sound off in the comments, then tune in to see if your hosts have. One person we know has definitely...
I don’t have a good caption for this except to point out how exceptional that necklace/amulet thing is. This week’s episode is an interesting one. Our extended pre-show banter recounts a harrowing, and often objectively hilarious tale, of the events...
Stevie is missing and the play is about to begin. David is thwarted at every turn in his attempts at a dramatic engagement announcement. Alexis is bummed that she'll be missing out on fun stuff.
Johnny stares into the abyss of death. Alexis googles "intense boating disasters". David & Patrick get up to some shenanigans on a mountainside.
Moira, thank you for your concern, but we are fine and we have a new episode ready right now. Hey kiddos, Sorry for the brief hiatus, but we are back with another banger. This week’s episode of Schitt’s Creek doesn’t...
This is also my family’s reaction when politics is brought up at the holidays. This week’s Schitt’s Creek starts with the revelation that David is throwing the one and only surprise party of his life for his BF Patrick, and has...
Ted’s “I’m about to have sex” face is not as sexy as we might have hoped. This week is all about dead animals and sex in public spaces, my two favorite things. While headed out of town for a spa-retreat,...
Baseball, that’s our national sport. As the Olympics come to a close, it is only fitting we say farewell with possibly the most athletic episode of Schitt’s Creek. This week the town’s two baseball teams are competing in the league...
You’re gonna have a lot bit of laughsis when you… listen to… our show. Yikes. A lot of stuff happens on this episode. Johnny and Stevie win an award right as Stevie is getting unceremoniously dumped by a bastard....
I hate it when I find a really good screenshot and can’t think of a damn thing to caption it with. Feel free to tweet your own caption ideas to @talkindawson. So we decided to take a break from our...
Zhampagne, magic brownies, hair metal. Y’know, she’s kind of the butt of the joke this episode, but I would legit party with Jocelyn. Three plot lines this week, each more awkward than the last. First, the jazzagals had a...
I just picked this because everybody looks happy and that seems like it would be nice. Well this week we have a certified top tier Schitts Creek episode for you. Housewarming combines the joy of inept childcare with the excitement...
Excitement, boredom, confusion. The only three reactions we ever receive here at COTW. This week your hosts catch up from their week off with some of the usual recommendos. Then we dive into The Dress, a fan favorite episode...
Gross, look what they’re doing with their hands. This week your hosts briefly talk about a crime novel author you’ve probably never heard of, then dive into The Creek. The Motel has a “V-VIP” guest staying with them, and the...
In one scene Jocelyn out-fashions both Moira and David for the whole series. Bravo! This week your hosts battle technical difficulties and a time crunch that leads them to cram their usual 45 minutes of hijinks into a half hour. ...
If only Brandon Lee were still around to see his creation perfected. A new season begins, and it begins with a bang. Moira is off filming her movie (The titular Crowening), while the rest of the fam holds down the...
This is a picture of Eugene Levy in bed. Merry Christmas, everyone. I realize it’s March, but we can’t control where the episodes fall so you’re getting a holiday episode. The technical finale of Season 4, this episode finds...
It’s hard to see in this image, but zoom in to the top left corner and I think that’s a classic coin-op Outrun game cabinet. That’s enough to draw me in to single’s week. Season finale’s are fun, and even...
Actual screencap from the new Schitt’s Creek FPS dating sim where you play as Ted the Vet in his quest for love. Hi there. It’s another flawless episode description of a very flawed episode of a podcast covering...
My suggestion: Fill it with Strawberry Jam and used panty hose. It is once again time to follow us on our journey into Schitts Creek. This week Jocelyn is throwing a baby shower and cons David into planning it. ...
More like ‘Simply the Bozo’ (This joke is a combination of this scene, in which a young woman wears too much makeup, like a clown, and a reference to the famous song that plays during another, more well-known scene at...
This episode of our podcast is honeymoon-sweet! Yep it’s one of those weeks. As this episode airs the week after Den Levy hosts SNL, we start our show talking a bit about that. We then talk about some other...
Not pictured: 80 other prepared sliders, waiting for the grill. It will make sense when you listen to the episode. Hello my fellow Schitt-afficianados, welcome to another exciting installment. This week there’s a barbecue in the works to honor...
If thou gaze too long into the abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee. This week, on a very special Creek of the Week: A Schitt’s Creek (Formerly Dawson’s Creek) Podcast, or CotW: aSC(FDC)P, as we are called in the...
If you look closely you can see the Three Men and a Baby ghost in the background. First of all, take it easy, Moira is not dead. It was just one of those fake social media death things that goes...
David Johansen got a serious glow up. Sometimes a girl’s just gotta blow off some steam. This week Alexis, pining for Ted, decides to distract herself with some townie D, and she takes Twila along to wingman. Meanwhile David...
Moira had to register her jazz hands as lethal weapons. Ya’ll seen Bridgerton? Well we talk about it, probably more than we talk about Schitt’s Creek. So get ready for that. Once we get to the episode...
You know, whoever that thing belongs to, it’s been soaked in someone’s urine, just something to consider as you wave it around the hotel room. Uh oh everyone, someone in Schitt’s Creek is knocked up, and for the first 7 minutes...
I can’t talk right now, I’m doing hot guy Schitt. Welcome back to Schitt’s Creek Season FOOOOOUUUUUUUUR. We’re here and we’re doing it, starting at the bottom with a literal corpse. The hotel has a dead guy problem,...
Some pictures don’t need captions. Graduation, a time where young people blossom into adults, stretch their wings, and are pushed from the nest and into a world that awaits them with an open maw, ready to grind their bones beneath their...
I love the idea that Pop! commissioned this painting for the opening pilot montage, then just stored it for 3 years waiting to use it again because it was too good/expensive to throw out. Nothing is more important around the holidays...
Put it away, Ted. This week, we got bugs. Alexis finds out that she got head lice from school, which leads to much hijinks as the rest of the family deals with the fallout, except Moira who pretty much just ignores...
Looks like a young Tom Waits crawling his way out of a dead tonton after a bender on Hoth. You ever have an ex boyfriend want to take pictures of your mom so that he can publicly embarrass her for his...
“He says ‘voter fraud’ is the reason he lost!” *everyone laughs* This week we briefly discuss some fairly unimportant current events that you might have heard of. Then we watch Schitt’s Creek, in which Moira may or may not have...
It’s November 3, 2020 7:00 PM as I write this and I have nothing for you. Hey guys, how ya’ll doing? We recorded this on Sunday, it was released on Wednesday. Between those two days some stuff happened. ...
